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I was sitting at IHOP ordering a burger with onion rings and these two girls were talking really loud. Eventually they said,
"Hey, orange shirt guy!"
That's me, so I turn to see what they want.
"Are you alone? Come sit over here!" She said.
I said,
"No I'm good thanks," and kept browsing 4chan.
Thing is I have a girlfriend and am afraid this situation wouldn't end well for me. Did I do good robots or am I being antisocial? I wanted to sit and talk with them but they were drunk and beautiful.
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>>38910155
I want the normies to leave my board now. Get out.
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I bet your gf is cheating on you.
Why do I say this? Because every time you turn hot grillz down, your gf cheats on you that's just how it is.
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>being cucked
>not fucking both of them and daring your girlfriend to leave you for it
wowww
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>tfw I never get to fuck a bimbo with big fat fake tits
What is it like to slide to your dick between tits like that, /r9k/?
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>asking losers what it feels like to feel tits
>implying that we have felt tits
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Is it weird that I'm straight, but I'd rather be the bimbo with big fake tits? Like pic related.
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>>38910379
If that's weird then I am one weird motherfucker.
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old man feels thread
>wizard
>never had a girl show interest in me my entire life
>literally living in mom's basement
>NEET
>balding
>mom comes in one day and says "oh my god, you need to air this place out. there's a really strong old man smell in here"
why was I born
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>>38910042
Post pic of you basement please
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>>38910042
You were born to lend advice for the upcoming Beta Uprising, we need the most senior of senior advisers.
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>>38910042
Quite frankly, I'd kill myself if I was in your place, but I'm on my way there...
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the same ones get posted every thread this time post new ones mine are
>cannibalism is the highest form of culinary art because you are eating one of the most smart and dangerous animals on the planet
>all asian people are secretly ninjas
>magnets, gravity and electricity are an illusion
>any one can time travel through enough meditation
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>cities with higher average IQ = lower crime rates
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>>38910087
but alot of people agree with that
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>>38910022
nice dubbs checked
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Suicide is starting to seem a lot more appealing nowadays.
There is simply no reason for me to continue living unless you count Yuru Yuri (which I don't btw).
I'll probably end up moving back in with my mother soon. I'd like to end my life before that happens.
Living with her again would be comfy and it would make her happy too but the whole situation is just so depressing.
It's like admitting defeat and accepting that I'm a complete loser. Seems I do have some pride left.
So I'd rather die than fall to the true bottom of normalfag society. Ironically, I hate normalfag society but having a job and living independently lets me justify that hate or something.
Anyway yeah I'm genuinely considering killing myself.
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Fucking hell reading this back is really embarrassing.
Why is my writing style so faggy?
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Just lay down your neck on the train tracks bro :)
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A comfy unambitious lifestyle is less like admitting defeat than suicide is, in my book. Both since there's no finality, and because you're still taking at least something that you want from the world, even if it's only what remains worthwhile after reality takes away most of your hopes.
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What are some happy memories from your childhood?
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Waking up at 5 AM, to sneak into the kitchen and snatch myself a jar of peanut butter. To then sneak into the living room to watch cartoons while eating the peanut butter. Wholesome shit.
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>>38909913
Cartoons in the morning.
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>>38909913
Happiness.But I've already forgotten what it feels like.
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Hello robots!
I've been lurking in this board for over a year now.
I'm a bit of a writer and philosopher and i would like to offer any kind of moral help or give any possible advice in your situations.
Please feel free to ask me anything or to say anything and i will respond with great honesty.
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No. Frig off faggot.
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>>38909914
There's no need to be that hostile, i'm just trying to hear you out of good intention. Please don't ruin this for me ...
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I'll just repost this and you can respond to it please.
Suicide is starting to seem a lot more appealing nowadays.
There is simply no reason for me to continue living unless you count Yuru Yuri (which I don't btw).
I'll probably end up moving back in with my mother soon. I'd like to end my life before that happens.
Living with her again would be comfy and it would make her happy too but the whole situation is just so depressing.
It's like admitting defeat and accepting that I'm a complete loser. Seems I do have some pride left.
So I'd rather die than fall to the true bottom of normalfag society. Ironically, I hate normalfag society but having a job and living independently lets me justify that hate or something.
Anyway yeah I'm genuinely considering killing myself.
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I warned my brother about dating people with depression and now he's having issues.
My younger brother came to me and admitted that he was speaking to a girl that he found beautiful and that he thought he could help her through her depression/struggles.
I warned him about what could happen to his own mental health and now he's worried about her all the time because of her disordered eating and he's already been brought to tears because of her and they argue all the time.
I don't even understand why men want to put on a cape and save pretty women. It seems like they need to experience it to know to never try it again.
Ever dated or have been enamoured with a mentally ill person? What happened?
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Dated a girl with an eating disorder and clinical depression. Killed herself on the 4th month.
Never again, save your brother from years worth of pain.
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Never date someone with eating disorder or mental health issues ur going to regret....i am in dating someone with mental health issues and i am totaly fucked
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>>38909910
I'm sorry.
He is just so into her. I'm pretty sure he's convinced that he's in love which is stupid. There are many red flags that he chose to ignore so :/
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Very important question you should ask yourselve 2017-08-07 09:36:11 Post No.38909759
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Very important question you should ask yourselve
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Is /r9k/ a psyop made to keep me jobless, friendless, single and miserable?
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what a dumb question
you can prevent this if you dont listen to robots, youll just be sadcunt and think theres no hope for you just because you dont have the effort to make yourself better.
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>>38909759
Yes. All boards are infiltrated and contaminated. They know exactly what types of people frequent which boards and exactly what sort of content will break them. Only the less popular ones are free (e.g. /x/) but they don't really offer anything that could change your life in the first place.
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>>38909759
>taking anything you read on the internet seriously
We're all going to make it someday anon, don't let the negativity here get into your brain.
>>38909873
>/x/
>free of psyops
Laughable.
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STRAWPOLL: SHOULD TRAP POSTS BE REMOVED? 2017-08-07 09:34:05 Post No.38909732
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STRAWPOLL: SHOULD TRAP POSTS BE REMOVED?
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TAKE THE STRAWPOLLS:
1- SHOULD TRAP POSTS BE REMOVED FROM R9K?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13646872
2- SHOULD R9K BE A BLUE BOARD?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13646874
WE NEED TO GET THE MODS' ATTENTION DEPENDING ON THE RESULTS
THANKS
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>>38909732
So to sum it up
1. "stop liking things I don't like"
2. "no seriously stop"
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>>38909757
>being a trapfag
ISHYGDDT
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>>38909780
>"no seriously stop it's illegal because ew"
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can we have a sad pics thread please? post images that make you sad
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heres a greentext to get the thread going
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hheres some more sad
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why does no one ever respond to my threads ;_;
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I feel like Bobby Fischer
Always four moves ahead of
My competition, listen they ain't gonna stop me ever
I feel as large as Biggie, swear it could not get better
I feel in charge like Biggie, wearing that Cosby sweater
Wearing that Cosby sweater
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PARTY ROCK lS lN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
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AND WE GON MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR MIND
ERRYBODY JUS HAVE A GOOD TIME
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Of all the BRAINLET demographic listening to hilltop hoods, what percentage is going to know who Bobby Fischer is? Fucking zero.
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Bost results
http://kairos.com/diversity-recognition
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all business all the time
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I wonder what the >1% is?
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Hapas amirite
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About how true is this image?
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Oh come on,i know there is someone smart enough to answer me.
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>>38909645
>>38909752
100 percent true
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>>38909846
This is actually really interesting to know. If you arent being sarcastic with me of course.
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Some months ago i met my mate's girlfriend (let's call her X and my "friend" Z). Me and X have started hanging out with a group of friend and then we started to get more intimate. Her relationship with my friend was a joke and my friend only dated her for sex & things, he really didn't never cared of girls and love ( i know this bc i know really well him and we've been friends for years) but X fell truly in love with him. I want to point out that he is a fucking faggot who preferred playing Dungeons & Dragons instead of spending time with her. Two months later X and Z broke up, and me and X get even more in a closer relationship bc i was comforting her. Some week later, while we was hanging out with our friends and our friends were doing things, she kissed me and we started a relationship. We stayed together for 2 weeks, the most beautiful of my entire life. We spent much time together, kissing each other, hugging, touching our bodies, and we almost had sex. But then, the last day of the second week, she texted me saying that she wasn't in love with me anymore and that she doesn't feel anymore nothing of what she felt during that arc of time. I was destroyed, i spent that night out wandering in the city and punching and kicking trash bins. We decided to stay friends, and then i've become something like her best friend, i surely was one of the most important people in her life, she always says she loves me and that i'm special for her. Some week later, Z apparently wanted to have sex so, after being rejected by some girls, he texted X, manipulating her and making her believe all of his lies, saying things like "i love you, this time i'll be a better boyfriend" and unfortunately she fell in his trap. They are back together and i can't fucking handle it, i was destroyed again. One night i texted her saying that i was sad and she invited me at her house. That night we smoked weed and drinked together and had sex. The day after we've had sex again.
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Op here, Cont.
The day after we've had sex together again, and we wasn't stoned so we're conscious of what we're doing. I was really happy of that night and day we spent together and i thought that there could be others but then she texted me that she felt guilty for having cheated on Z, that ugly bastard who don't give a fuck about X and stay with her only for using her like a sex toy. I'm fucking desperate because i never stopped loving her and after that night i love her much more than ever but she's in love with that fucking faggot.
Yesterday, i couldn't bear the pain anymore and i thought was a good idea don't talk to her ever again, so i fucked all up our relationship and i told her that i don't wanted to talk to her anymore. She wasn't happy of this and he was angry because I've treated her like shit saying that things. Only 8 hours later i sent her a vocals of me crying while i was saying "i'm sorry". She responded me asking why was i crying.
I'm fucking pathetic, I've treated like shit the only person that really love me. I don't know what to do anymore. I'm thinking of poisoning Z or things like this. If it wasn't for him we're probably again in love. I fucking hate him.
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>no greentext
You expect us to read all that shit?
>skimmed through, something about having sex
gtfo norman
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Get out Norman Peters, back to Normiebook with you