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Who else /only pretending/ here?
>make $90k
>have gf
>pretend to be a fat 35-year-old neckbeard who needs tendies from mom
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We need that a Handshake Dad drawn in the style of that Pepe.
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Is this some next level mindfuck thread where we find out later that you're only pretending to be pretending?
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>>38915647
Fuck you joot
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After we die, there is nothing.
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Damn, man, conformation form a dead guy. Thanks, I always wondered about that. How/when did you die?
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umm actually you will be tortured in the flaming fire of hell for a thousand years before being judged and mocked by God and his holy host and sent back to torment for all of eternity. Unless you accept that Jesus did in fact die for your sin and resurrect into heaven with God the father, praise him.
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>>38915729
Uhm no, i'd rather believe Bugs bunny
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Could any beta twink pull off being a cute trap?
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>>38915616
>there exists men born men that look better than 90% of women
you can't make this shit up
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>>38915616
Only if you're Asian.
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>>38915616
only asians and latinos can do this
thats why japanese and colombians make best traps
white bois need to stop trying lmao.
>go into /soc/ thread
>arrange meetup
>dont turn up
get fucked. who /DEVLISH/ today?
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>>38915485
>go to /pol/
>post thread saying Hillary won the popular vote
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>>38915485
>go on /r9k/
>post thread asking why no one has gf's
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>go on /r9k/
>tell them every job I've held, I got by applying online
Where is your God now, dad?
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>2 centuries from now people will probably uploading their consciousness to a VR to live out all their dreams forever
>this VR has the power to make anime literally real
>tfw born two centuries too soon
God is too harsh on us
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>>38915472
>born too late to explore the world
>born too early to have a tsundere Vulcan subcommander gf
>born just in time to shitpost about it
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>>38915472
wont happen anyways shitskins will outbread us and they'll bring us back to the bronze age
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>>38915472
>ywn meet your waifu in person in VR
SINGULARITY CAN'T COME SOON ENOUGH
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pics that make you go hmmm...
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I think we're long overdue for a hmmm thread
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>deviner's sage
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>>38915509
I don't understand this at all so I suppose that makes it a good hmmm pic
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This is a real head scratcher.
why all normies and chads drool over this shit? its stiff, have no flavor, and extremely overpriced.
it also make you feel like shit because it has like 50g of protein and you can't even move after eating one, whats the point?
>inb4 hur dur low T beta
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>>38915419
>it's stiff
stop overcooking it to shit, steak is tender
>has no flavor
you're supposed to season it you dumb shit
>extremely overpriced
lol america
go stuff your face with junk food, dipshit
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>>38915419
Are you a woman? I mean, why else would you complain about a good amount of protein?
Fucking faggot, start lifting.
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>>38915419
How the fuck do you make it to adulthood without managing to have at least one steak made by someone who knew what they were doing? I pity you.
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Buy me please.
(no trolling)
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>>38915373
where are you from & I'll think about it
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>>38915418
Post contact info.
:;#64*@)?ygab
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>>38915470
I need to know if you worth it 1st and if you're close
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What did she mean by this? 2017-08-07 04:43:45 Post No.38915368
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What did she mean by this?
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Today my piano teacher bent over to pick up the sheet music from her bag and flashed her thong at me. Then she turned around, caught me staring and smiled.
Do I have a chance with her??
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>>38915368
no one cares faggot
post more mommy's
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>>38915379
But my piano teacher is mommy!!
Help me robros, how do I take the next step to suck mommy' boob???
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Here's what you do bro. Next time she comes over, look her straight in the eye and say "bitch I honk off to you". If her reaction is positive then you have a chance
>there's no legit cure for balding
This hit me like a train. I'm not even 25 yet and my looks are permanently ruined. I'm literally a 2/10 just because of my stupid lack of hair. If I had hair I would be a good 6.
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Post pictures of your hair then.
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Just comb it over, Billy. Buzzing it looks unprofessional and makes you look like a criminal. No one will hire you if you have a buzzcut.
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It's not a super big deal. If you're out of shape it makes you look like shit, though, so start working out. Also, keep your head shaved or very short, obviously.
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YO I PLUNGE MY DICK
INTO THIS BITCH
IF YOU SELL ME OUT
NIGGA YOUS A SNITCH
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Pussy nigga you's a rat and I'm Tom
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I only listen to real rap. Please come to us Tomoko.
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>>38915283
Good song my African American friend
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What would your familys reaction be if they saw the last porn you came to.
My sis (22) was using my phone and went to gallary and saw a glimpse of this before I snached it
Her reaction was "ew ew ew she's got shiz on her face. You jerk off the that shit?!" and turned on the radio just trying to forget it. Got over it pretty easy.
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I only masturbate to softcore furries, so, uh... when they see the image, will they actually know I was masturbating to it? Or will they just see it, devoid of context?
If it's the latter... I guess they'd just be a little weirded out at all the shirtless lions, and think it was kinda pervy I had that saved.
If the former, I think probably the fact that I fap to the softest, least sexual things I possibly could is going to freak them out far more than the fact that the subject matter is weird...
For some reason it really disturbs people when you *don't* watch graphic porn.
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>>38915261
Probably not a bad reaction.
I watch girls get themselves off solo usually
FeelsGoodMan not a big fan of benis in my porn
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I mainly just fap to TG/TF outside of that it's fairly normal (bondage, femdom, bdsm) to me, but I guess my family would think I want to be a tranny.
Look at this alpha in his natural habitat.
Ax excellent example of just be yourself applied to a real life scenario.
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This guy does not play around.
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2 velcro straps = unlimited pussy
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>>38915224
Look at this alpha in his natural habitat
I literally did nothing for almost a year.
>5 P.M Wake up
>Eat
>browse 4chan
>sit in the garden, listening to some music
>browse 4chan again
>play some comfy games
>get high
>go to sleep when sun rises
Who else here is living the dream ?
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>be me
>eat
>start pc
>browse 4chan while listening to music
>workout
>browse 4chan again
>watch jewtube/anime
>go sleep
Not rly living the dream. Its fucking boring
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>>38915203
semi-neet durng summer
>get up 11 AM
>eat
>4chan and jew newspapers
>eat
>watch show
>4chan
>dinner
>movie
>sleep at 00:00
I only go to sleep past midnight during weeks I need to be outside so I catch up time wasted on educuckery
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>>38915203
That was my life for around 5 years. just made me want to kms
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TICK TOCK TICK TOCK NEETCUCKS 2017-08-07 04:32:34 Post No.38915172
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TICK TOCK TICK TOCK NEETCUCKS
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"Thank you for visiting! On October 1st, 2017, massive welfare cuts are set to go into place that will slash food stamps by 25% while adding a requirement that all able bodied people without dependents must work to receive it, and in addition, massive cuts to section 8 will also occur which will result in rent prices finally coming down for Americans who have long seen rent prices skyrocket because they were constantly competing for rental properties and units with people who were living off section 8. This website is celebrating these cuts with a wonderful timer counting down to the very second that these cuts will go into effect"
http://www.welfarecutscountdown.com/
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Did Barron design that website? Shit looks ugly
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>>38915172
Fuck.
Trump can be impeached before then, right? I haven't been following the news recently but his son did some illegal shit, right?
Fuck fuck fuck
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>>38915172
GREAT AGAIN