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>>38918402
Wanting to die isnt just a robot thing anymore. Where have you been for the past few years?

>>38918402
no man, he's too normie honestly.
all he does is drugs and shit, he also uses the depression suicide style to attract girls.

so yeah, he may sound like he struggles with the stuff we do, but he doesn't.

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Does lil peet like death metal?

~*ROLEPLAY THREAD DO NOT RESPOND*~

>>38918386
WHY do you want to shit on a guy's face?

>>38918386
>anime pic
Be subtle with your baiting
Have a sage

Write out the entire situation as it happened, I wanna know if it was warranted.

There was a large public gathering, i was with some friends, just listening to their conversation. I started loosing interest so i look around and there were some other people to my right, so i start listening to what they were talking about. Then the guy says its creepy that you're listening to us, then his mom, i assume, says yeah that is creepy.
So i put my hands up palms out, try to make myself shorter, apologized and started backing away slowly. Their mom? Laughed, patted my shoulder and said it was okay.

I hate people so much.

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>>38918682
I hate normalfaggots. Gun them down.

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>>38918333
Hah, samesies.

>>38918333

Get your shit together and plan a routine.

>>38918403
>Get your shit together and plan a routine.
no.
please do not post constructive comments in my thread

>>38918282
why do you type like a russian mafia boss?

>risking my life for a country i dont even particularly like
and why the hell would i do that?
>get fit
i do that at the gym but better
>get comrades
who i dont relate to in any way because they all think my hobbies are gay
>get to shoot shit
my penis isnt small enough for me to need compensation like that

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>be me
>21, joins army pass all the tests, medical and academic tests.
>get to badic combat training.
>realize hoe much i hate this damn country and wonder why i join.
>wake up next day and decide to talk to a drill sgt.
>he basically tells me to get out of his face and fuck off.
>wake up the NEXT day and not go to morning formation.
>lie and say i have diarreah in the latrine.
>wont come out of stall.
>get ice cold water poured on me.
>get an article 15 - company grade for something i never said.
>have to lie about being super depressed since joining.
Onlywayout.jpg 5-11
>realize i only joined because of benefits and that i dont really need them.

>>38918245
average chad*

>>38918245
I couldn't even tell you my problem or how to fix it. I don't like anything and getting a gf wouldn't solve anything. I could get one if I tried I'm not ugly and I have BPD so I'm really good at manipulating people but I would still be dead inside at the end of the day.

>>38918245
>artorias
FUCK
OFF

NORMALFAG WITH YOUR NORMALFAG TASTES

>>38918222
I'm here to give a (you), and check your trips

>>38918699
what he said
except i'm here to check this guys dubs as well

>>38918222
working on onse, may take some hours

is there anything more reddit than calling things reddit?

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>>38918216
OP is actually 100% right.

>/r9k/ in 2011-2013
>Everyone called people "normalfags". No one knew what a "normie" was
>I leave for 2 years
>Come back in 2015, post-explosion of "meme culture"
>Everyone's talking about fucking "normies" all of the sudden

It was so blatantly obvious that a Reddit/Facebook invasion took place in 2014/15.

Also in 2011-2013, although everyone knew Pepe was the original name of the frog, everyone referred to it as Sadfrog. "Pepe" was revived as a "le so quirky xxDD" name for it by Reddit/Facebook invaders.

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>>38918216

Have you already forgotten that survey that said 80% of r9k regs are also reddit users?

>>Tfw I'm in the minority and i get called reddit by fags who are probably redditors

air xonditioning?

Anti xenophobia?

>not living in Houston where it just rained so it's like 70 something

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You only get figuratively kicked in the balls around girls. Never talking to girls = No bad times.

>9 or 10 years old
>going down school slide
>kicked in balls by some jerk when I reached the end
It really hurt

>best friend is a bit of a player, great with women
>decides to act as my wingman and get me hooked up with someone
>tell him about my oneitis I've been crushing on since 9th grade
>he moves in on her to get her to join our table and get me to talk to her
>entire lunch time goes by
>ask him what happened
>tells me it wouldn't have worked out
>find out later they're dating, apparently he thought she was a really cool girl and wanted her for himself
>was surprised when I told him that was a dick move
>got angry and told me I was insane for thinking I ever had a chance with her

It's been six years since then and I'm still mad. Still stalk their normiebook profiles every now and then and can't stand that they're still together. Fuck you, Xavier, she was my dream girl.

>>38918065
What did you order and what did it say? Will you buy from him again just so you can get another hand-written letter?

Japanese people seem so nice and they make all the cool video games as well.

>>38918065
This happened when I got a mechanical pencil from Japan too

I was really happy
He sent me a little piece of paper and I think he wanted me to write back but I was too shy

In reality what would happen is you would go to kill yourself and you'd just do it

S-sorry that was so depressing ;_;

>>38918021
Shut the fuck up dumbasss

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>>38918021
It's unlikely, but not impossible, a qt would try to stop you. It's impossible you two will get together though.

>>38918012
put the gun to your temple. can't fail.
if it hurts you are too braindamaged to realize.

>>38918012
Why don't you just give up with friends, honestly? They're a hassle when you have them anyway, and when you keep pestering people like this it's no wonder they can't be bothered with you

Aim it as to make the trajectory through both hemispheres of the brain, but I still wouldn't recommend.

i dont think most men give a single fuck about older women in general

lol are you trying to do a reversal here

>>38917986
Even if they don't care about older women...They stil get jealous when young women prefer men their own age.

>>38917936
was on hold 55 minutes then gave up

>went on a rant about my shitty life and how I should end it all because it's not fair
>told to stop wasting their time and that they had more important people to talk to

>said I was scared that I was going to kill or hurt myself
>soothing voice asks me what I like to do
>I don't like to do anything anymore
>she asks when I stopped liking the things I used to like
>I burst into sobs
>woman comforts me until I feel safe

It wasn't an entirely negative experience