how to fix my twink body?
lift heavy things up and then put them down.
Get toned I guess. If you're short bulking up will make you look retarded
>>38919910
>>>/fit/
(9.09% content)
What's the etiquette in waggling your willy to get the urine out after weeing at a urinal?
I hate it when a few drops come out after I've put my dick back in my pants, so I usually go for a fairly vigorous 10s waggle once the stream has stopped. I'm worried that it might offend my fellow urinators though.
>>38919882
I usually waggle it until it's fully erect.
I don't ever look at how other people do it, that would be gay. And I'm not gay.
>waggling
>not milking the excess urine out
>>38919882
Other people don't seem to care so why should you
So r9k, what are your weird fetishes?
>>38919816
Forced fem is the worst
>>38919816
A woman tells me she loves me, and holds my hand.
Never gonna happen though
vaginal prolapse, but anal prolapse disgusts me
If you could increase your over all masculinity, what changes would you make to yourself to be more manly?
>>38919694
A usable cock. 8.5x6.5 at least.
Lower testosterone. More hair on top of my head would be nice.
Excess masculinity is toxic
To all Elliotfags: Kill yourselves.
>>38917276
Elliot was cucked by a door. The man of great intelligence didn't plan for a closed door. This is your god, and it's shameful that you fap to this failed normie.
End your lives, now.
>>38919633
He probably didn't want to alarm the police by attempting to get the door open, that would have been a game over.
>>38919820
Yeah, better to get on your spoiled kid car and start shooting at random people.
Eat shit, faggot.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Isla_Vista_killings#Attacks
Read up.
>>38919820
That's it, bitch. Just shut your piehole.
>One (1) chance at life
>Born in England
JUST
>Born in a first world country (although s cucked one)
>Can apply for a visa almost anywhere with his passport and not get rejected
>Has NEETBux so is covered even if he's a useless member of society.
>still complains
>>38919714
>It's another "Eastern Yurocuck tells first worlders to check their privilege" episode
>>38919714
>has no friends
>nobody can countersign passport from a professional occupation
>stuck in england forever
What makes you think you deserve a girlfriend, r9k?
But I wasn't even thinking about a gf
>>38919610
Statistcs
>>38919610
Women are incapable of caring about anyone but themselves. No thanks. I'll stick to cutebois who are somewhat more empathetic.
What do you robots think of him? Is he /our guy/?
>>38919587
Not enough calcium.
RUBY DOES NOT EXIST
him and cannibal corpse are /ourguys/
THE SINGLE MOST KEKED MAN IN HUMAN HISTORY
>>38919563
What is this fag complaining about? He looks like he wants to pleasure the bull.
>>38919563
Jesus Christ it needs to be gassed immediately
>>38919563
After we gas all the Jews and other minorities we need to gas all of whatever theses people are.
Is wizchan any good? Everyone here now has a gf,this board isn't for me anymore
>>38919508
Depends on your personality. Are you a complete antisocial asshole who has no desire for social interactions and genuinely wants the human species to die out? Then it's for you. Are you just sad and lonely? Then no.
I'm wondering too so Ill bump the thread. Is it really as slow as people say?
>>38919750
>Is it really as slow as people say
this board is pretty slow itself
Well wagies?
Filthy parasite
>>38919449
how do i download 4chan
>>38919449
Are you the "Comfy" anon from Youtube or did you just copy his content word for word?
I'm racist but I want a black gf. Any other anons know this feel?
It's probably some kind of cave-man instinct to impregnate something so successive generations that it produces are more like you
Your tiny whitey couldnt handle a Nubian Goddess
Why be racist? If you want a black gf, you shouldn't feel so ashamed to have a preference. Free yourself of the shackles, son, just as her ancestors did.
>haven't fapped in 5 days because I haven't had an opportunity yet
>ridiculously horny
>excited for next fap
>realise it will take me 10 seconds to blow my load and then that's that
>realise I wont be excited for anything else in life
Has anyone else felt this feel
No because I just keep masturbating desu.
>>38919519
As a part of routine? do you get horny on a daily basis?
>>38919391
Yeah. I started dipping tobacco so I could have something else to look forward to. Nice to get the craving every couple of hours and then allow myself to indulge in a hog. Also it's really fucking hard to cum while dipping, you could combine it with masturbation if you want.
So I've been working a full time job for a month now and I have never been closer to suicide.
How the fuck is this how life is supposed to be lived for 40+ years?
You barely got time when you're home, I only live my life 2 days of the week.
What the fuck.
>>38919388
You supposed to have hobbies and social life outside work.
>>38919388
>You barely got time when you're home, I only live my life 2 days of the week.
>What the fuck.
Just made a thread about this, same fucking feeling. I'm really coming to the conclusion that life is simply not worth living. I really am.
>>38919425
>>38919388
How do you guys not have time?
What did you do to get over her, /r9k/?
>tfw I took up painting, but can't help my thoughts continually wonder off to her and her alone
>>38919376
You really enjoy painting? I've been drawing since I was a kid and eventually came back to it as well after being depressed. It was the one thing I was always better at than others, and I still use it to help feel good about myself.
Do you have any pieces lined up or plans to improve? Whatever you do, do not listen to the majority of /ic/.
I kept pursuing her until she finally gave me a harsh rejection and told me she didn't like anything about me and was only pretending to be nice. Might sound bad but at least I don't think about her everyday anymore.
>>38919376
Wow, never thought I'd see another person who've got the same veiny chest I have, let alone a female. Whenever we had PE in school kids always called me Terminator and shit like that because of it.