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>>38920388

*dumps you tenderly*

>>38920388
maybe if they weren't such fucking whores whose only use value was in their looks because there's nothing in those vapid fucking skulls of theirs that wouldn't happen

>>38920640
Thanks, anon
I think...
(Original)

Iktf I've obviously reached my natty limit on masturbating to degenerate porn.

reaching this point motivated me to get a gf

meh, guess I'll play perverted education again.

>>38920720
>being attracted to human beings
>not being attracted to the abstract dynamics of interactions between human beings that are so obscure that they are practically impossible to live out in real life

s m h!

mmmm Gianna

shame though.

Play with titties while you're getting laid.

>>38920415
What happened? All I know is that she lost some weight, and her tits shrank as well.

>>38920451
I just never got a chance to hit that anon.
have you seen the dicks that have been in her?

MANHANDEL

THAT

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>>38920288
pls don't post my wife again, she isn't pleased with this

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>>38920413
You can't stop me from posting this cute little body

>>38920225
I'm bored so shameless selfbump

:DDD

>>38920225
Faggot you think we can't recognize french?

>>38920308
not french you moron

NEET forever. Such is luxury

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Hope we have a comfy thread fellows :)

- Kev x

>>38920216
Christ lads that last thread was like being in a warzone. Wait til my therapist hears about this

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>>38920196
>I went to an anime convention

start respecting yourself

I don't recognise this board anymore.This is too much for me.

>so I can't really have a relationship with her.

Right, now move on and keep going out to places you like. This was a glimpse into your own sex life. Have fun.

>>38920169

I quit 2 weeks ago, what do you want? Something ice, blended, hot?

What size do you want it in? Small, medium, large? Cold drinks are usually an extra 50 cents more in price while some hot drinks can be 30-70 cents to go to a much bigger size.

Do you like sweet, herbal, tangy or bitter?

>>38920309
bless you friend

i want something with no chocolate. a medium. some caffeine and hot. herbal and sweet is good.

>>38920402
i'm eating a chocolate muffin with chocolate milk right now so no milk either

>>38920150
once and it was a tranny if that counts

>>38920150
literally last night

met some crazy girl on twitter who's madly in love with me. Sucks she lives across the country and I cant fuck her in real life

I know for a fact my ex-gf has done so (and admitted to it)

I suspect there may be others that I don't know of, likely a qt who I never talked to but thinks I'm attractive but also thinks I hate her because I've never spoken to her.

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>>38920149
C.,

I know you're down in the dumps over your upcoming trip to Guangzhou, but it'll give you an opportunity to meet new people and live a normal life again. Remember to greet your grandparents by bowing to them and giving them a firm handshake. They'll buy you a new computer once you get settled.

Sincerely,
D.

Anna,

I miss you.

Do you miss me too? Or am I being way too hopeful?

Shit, you've probably forgotten me already.

No one will ever take your place.

It's been a long time since I've heard from you, and I probably won't hear from you again, but I really hope you're doing okay.

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I just want to do drugs, make art, and fuck little cuties.

Fucking let me go.

>>38920140
me. lost 66 pounds over the last year but im still ugly. if i only realized this sooner i wouldve eaten all that i wanted to eat since it was pointless from the start

>>38920560
I wish I were ugly enough to just give up. But I'm slightly below average so there's still that lingering hope that won't go away. I just want it to end.

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>>38920140
>tfw chinlet, jawlet and eyelet.

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>>38920096
Nice memetest OP, I wonder if people actually take these things seriously.

>Your score was 18 out of a possible 64 points.
And no, /r9k/ hasn't changed me. I've just always hated people I guess

>21 out of 64
does that make me normal? Can i finally have a gf now?

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>>38920016
>How do I make myself seem cuter to short guys?
You dont.

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post originalo feet

>>38920016
Are you a twinkhon?

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>>38919959
Save it for an emergency, Champ.

Use it for things you'd normally cash for. Like your day to day expenses, food, gas, etc. then pay it off every month.

You'll avoid interest charges by paying it off in full, while still building payment history and utilization to help establish and build credit.

>>38919959
use it for 0% balance transfer

buy drugs and gamble

I never realized men were this shallow

>>38919920
That study in the pic is way flawed..

Teens would dominate.

by 25 rofl oh boy nice bait/attempt to lower older females self esteem