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>as of yesterday I became a NEET
>will be jobseeking because I'm not sure I can live like this
>no NEET threads on /r9k/
Comfort me please
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>>38921418
recently got fired from mcdonalds? you're not a NEET you normie fuck get the fuck off this board you stupid cunt and don't insult us with your shit. GET OUT.
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I've been a NEET for 6 years, before that I worked for a year and was a NEET for 3 prior. It's a comfy life if you don't let yourself spiral down into depression.
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>>38921418
*sees you walking into his office to apply, prepares to dial the extension for security*
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>try to do one pushup
>get splitting headache
I was doomed from the start.
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drink more waters
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>>38921414
Try again until you make it. Then keep doing it until you can do 2, and keep going like that.
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Breh I remember when I couldn't do one pushup. Now I can do like 40 or so and bench my bodyweight for 10 reps. Just keep working at it.
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Received my first blowjob this morning. I have a tingling sensation ever since. Feels kinda good actually but is this normal?
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>>38921399
>tingling sensation ever since
I don't know if you are baiting or not but this is the first symptom of AIDS. Go see a doctor asap
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>>38921519
You can get AIDS symptoms within a few hours?
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>>38921597
If you are weak enough, yes. Are you a manlet or a very skinny guy?
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Well I just failed my road test /r9k/, I was forced to take it in the Bronx and went the wrong way on a one way street. I feel embarrassed and dissapointed, how do I stop feeling like an asshole?
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I failed my first road test too, passed the second time with the maximum allowable points. I took it out on long island, I can't even imagine driving in the city, even now. just focus next time and don't get nervous, try to drive around the course area before hand to figure things out
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>>38921379
It's not like you had anywhere to drive to anyways.
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>>38921694
huh, I'm from Long Island. I have never seen a one way street with a double yellow line until today. It doesn't make any sense why but it exist and it fucked me over.
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Who else here /replaced by someone better/?
Ever been discarded by people you thought were your friends because they found someone better?
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Started with her wanting an open relationship. Ended with her spending every single night with him. I loved her but cucking is literally the emotional equivalent of scat and I feel sick thinking of them doing it, so she broke up with me after I said no.
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>>38921443
that sounds pretty rough anon, how long have you been together before that?
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>>38921491
Two years. It was amazing, and I will never forget our first year together. She used to be a huge introvert, I helped her through it, or so she claims and you could see clear improvements on such things are her social life. I guess I just opened a door thst couldn't be closed.
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I'm going to the movies at 7 with a girl I don't even like. Should I make up an excuse so I don't have to go?
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>>38921357
Tell her not to disturb you until you've finished your coffee.
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>>38921357
but anon, this may be your only chance
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Go, you need the experience.
Think of this as a "practice date".
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How do I cope with having a really small dick? I mean not 4chan small, actually small. Like probably the smallest on this board.
I'm a virgin guy nearing 30 years of age. I've never had sex due to the fact I will NOT undress in front of a woman. Other than that I'm far from being shy. I've talked with enough women to be confident, funny and to smile. I've also been blessed with a handsome face and nice muscles.
So apart from the dick department, everything's golden. But the dick thing is what keeps me from getting laid or landing a stable relationship. My whole self-confidence with women is based on the premise that I will not go further than kissing. I've actually gotten so accustomed to this routine that I pretty much pick up girls, make out with them, have them accept me and then I come up with a lame excuse and break up.
To be honest, I'm sick and tired of this. I dream of a fulfilling relationship but I doubt it will ever happen if I can't please my woman in bed.
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>>38921283
Maybe stop being a faggot and talk to them about your small dick. You dont want to be a virgin forever. I mean you can always try cuckolding.
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>>38921283
What's the size?
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>>38921283
What size is it really op, maybe you are exagerating
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Greetings /r9k/! I come to you with new findings on the nature of our enemies.
http://www.updegrafflab.org/files/5713/3886/8266/TKLGGU-00.pdf
Believe it or not, human females have a different stress response from males. While men exhibit "fight or flight" responses while women exhibit "tend and befriend" responses. See the female brain releases a chemical known as oxytocin during stressful situations, also known as the "bonding chemical".
If you've ever wondered why women love causing drama and chasing Chads who treat them like shit, now you know. Both genders experience a surge of chemical cocktail that includes oxytocin, but women produce DRASTICALLY more. Androgens such as testosterone inhibit the release of oxytocin while estrogen modulates it.
Falling in love with tribes of conquering rapists, having nasty makeup sex with men who call them names or hit them, etc. are all results of this biological process. Beta males are so weak and passive that they fail to induce stress responses like alpha males do.
#TheMoreYouKnow
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Thank you for this knowledge, I shall put it into use immediately by stressing out women I want to fuck.
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>>38921333
Go for it dude. The only thing that a woman can NEVER forgive a man for is boring her. She'd rather fuck the guy who was rude, condescending, arrogant, and left her in a (deep down excited) huff than the friendly wimp who treasured her feelings. A woman would rather be miserable than bored.
The other day I started offhandedly mocking trannies to trigger a green haired tumblrite not long after meeting. We fucked within 72 hours.
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>>38921499
The more I think about it the more I realize this shit is absolutely true
I got my first real gf by making fun of her weight for fuck's sake, how did I not realize this?
Tomorrow the monster is unleashed.
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music my boyfriend bought in July 2017
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Why can't he listen to normal music?
Death Grips - Money Store
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DigtCrO77L8
Perturbator - Dangerous Days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8DekFFCE5c
Robert Rich - Perpetual: A Somnium Continuum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmSKL1B1q-c
Oh Wonder - Ultralife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ3iCIcPcgY
Japanese Breakfast - Soft Sounds From Another Planet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOUHk-0VZ8Y
Ghost Bath - Moonlover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6FZYAyGXAk
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Looks like basic bitch shit. Find a boyfriend who isn't a pleb.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu7FCVkxtBc
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>>38921241
perturbator is good
also kill yourself
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where do your fetishes lie on this new chart, anons?
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>>38921216
here's mine desu
>orignanenl
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>>38921216
degenerate tier
(origin)
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Why the fuck is piss that low? Its not that bad or rare
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What the fuck happened to this board? Its full of normies with gfs and faggot traps. If you either
>have or had a gf
>are social
>talk to girls
>are underage
>go out
>are attractive
>not hate yourself
>not want to kill yourself
THEN GTFO OFF THIS BOARD YOU SHITTY FUCKING NORMIES
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>>38921159
shut up you incel loser
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/r9k/ has died anon,this is /r9Chad/ now.Everyone here now has gfs and sex at least twice a day.I'm trying to make contact with fellow robots but they are all gone
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>>38921159
Bots used to make me feel good about myself. Now with the influx of normies I no longer get the boost this board used to give me, because people here actually attest to having sex. Fuck that shit. NORMIES OUT REEEEEEE
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How do I convince my parents to cut my sister at of our lives for good? She's a heroin addicted leech and is just going to kill us all emotionally, financially, and maybe physically. She's not worth the trouble my parents have tried to help her get clean for more than a decade at this point.
I moves out of my parents a few months ago so my contact with her is minimal, but I can't let her do this anymore. My mom and dad are good people and don't deserve this.
Open to all suggestions help me out
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Give her some fentanyl and tell her it's not. Don't call an ambulance.
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Does she live with you guys or with druggie bfs?
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>>38921197
Considered this before desu. Though I think actually killing her would just cause more emotional damage for my parents. Still exploring this option though
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>in shower
>shit in hand
>throw in toilet
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>in bath
>piss in water
>air dry by laying on my floor
who /piss glisten/ here?
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>>38921128
wtf is wrong with you, you fucking neckbeards
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>>38921128
>in shower
>jerk off till I'm horny
>dont come out for 2 hours
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Does anyone have good music to read to? None of that classical music bullshit, shit's too distracting. What I'm looking for is music that's like the kind you find in visual novels.
Posting this on /r9k/ because robots have the best taste.
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>>38921096
http://bunkai-kei.com/release/bk-k_040/
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>>38921096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zl5vpy__dQ&
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>>38921096
https://tokomanonka.bandcamp.com/
>Still in love with my idealization of my ex even though I know my ex ended up not being her
>torn between wishing those few months of delusion either never happened or never ended
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are you me? had the same happend to me back in march
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>>38921168
My illusion broke in early July
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Worst part is that it happened years ago, your only experience was with her, and she has been riding the cock carousel since. You still think a lot about those times, she doesn't even remember.