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Are we the most degenerated board on 4chan?
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>>38924695
Nope. Pretty much the only board that isn't complete dogshit, though, aside from maybe pol.
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>>38924695
Nope. We're the board with the most basement-dwelling losers.
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Pretty close, but then /lgbt/, /mlp/, /vp/, and /d/ exist.

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>you will never get raped by a monster
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>>38924687
I wish I was the monster desu
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>>38924687
>ywn be a cute little witch
so this is what pain at it's peak feels like
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>You will never be kidnapped, forced to drink a feminization potion and mind broken by a monster
>You will never feel them pick you up and use you like a doll

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It only takes an hour a day, 2-5 times a week.
You feel great afterwards (combats depression with natural endorphins) and would help a lot of you on this board who say they have no energy to do anything.
You can be a fatass after and not feel guilty about it, because calories goes to muscle gains.
Don't need to diet, you will eventually become strongfat, which is infinitely better than just plain fat or skinnyfat.
Can transition into cutting afterwards if you are up for it to get a chadbod.
Chance to become more sociable and form relationships.

It's literally easier than most of the video games you play (dark souls is probably 100x harder than picking up a piece of metal and putting it back down)
After a few months of repeating this simple process, many of your problems will be alleviated.

Is /r9k/ retarded?
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i dont have the motivation to do anything let alone work out.
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>>38924647

> Tried it for a month lifting
> felt good after a week
> lost all motivation afterwards to the point where it felt like a chore.

I'll gladly stay a /musclelet/
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>>38924647
lifting doesn't do anything noticeable unless you take steroids

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No tripfags edition
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1st for tripfags
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First for shaving off pubes?
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3rd for for saggy cilla

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>I heard it was your birthday today Anon! Here, I've got something for you!
>BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPTTTT
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not this again no
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why do you keep posting this and why do you only use this one image?
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what kind of gift is that

is this a prank, on my birthday

I got my hopes up because you actually remembered my birthday but then you did something embarrassing like this

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https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-scientific-fundamentalist/201012/beautiful-people-really-are-more-intelligent?

That feel when "Chad" is actually better than you in every way.
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>>38924552
It's nothing. Move along everyone.
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>>38924552
>.381 correlation
>Less than 50% correlation
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>>38924613
Well there is no correlation to lower iqs by handsomeness, but ugly people have lower than average IQs on average.

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Any of you guys have any dreams lately? Share them here!
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Had this one day, made me feel like shit and I almost cried
>I wake up and there's a girl sleeping next to me
>perfect in every way, my exact "type"
>She wakes up and we chill for a bit, we're having a great time
>all of a sudden she says that she has to go and that she'll be back tomorrow with some friends
>she comes back tomorrow with her friends
>I'm happy to see her
>I remember getting into an argument with her friends about something and then they all told me that she was only with me because she wanted to fuck with me or something
>everyone starts laughing at me
>friends leave
>I get into an argument with the girl
>She says that that's a lie
>we start going back and forth, idk what to believe
>she ends up crying and leaving me
>super angry at me
>get the feeling that the friends were lying and that I was wrong about everything
And then I woke up in my cold dark room, the rays of sun couldn't get in from the window. I was alone.
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Latest dream:
>Middle of the night
>Sitting in passenger sit while dad is driving >the road is slippery, the car is uncontrollably drifting from a lit road into shitty lit roads, or not lit at all
>we somehow end up in the middle of the boardwalk near the beach
>I start running, decide to look behind me
>dad turned into plastic cup filled with blood stained sand with a broken egg halfway in the sand
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>plot of Berserk
>in mecha anime setting

Even in my dreams I'm a pathetic piece of shit weeb.

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if there were 10 people in the room, how much cookies would you take and which ones? (assume nobody can physically harm you)
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>>38924450
I wouldn't take any. I'd never eat in front of a room full of people, are you crazy?
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>>38924450
All the cookies, fuck those normies.
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>>38924450
I wouldn't be in a room with 10 people.

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what does your desktop look like lads
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>2017
>owning a computer
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UwU like this
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>>38924358
>using UwU
Kill yourself

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Italians aren't white and never will be white. You have to go back to your boot, Giovanni
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>>38924269
Northern Italians(Lombards) are Germanics and therefore white. The southern Italians are Arabs.
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>>38924269
Yeah, thank god I'm descendant of Portugueses.
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>>38924294
sure alberto barbosa

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>tfw addicted to antacids
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>>38924235
you must have one of the comfiest stomachs to be inside of
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You're going to fuck your gut flora up son.
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>>38924369
but they're so yummy

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> his parents ask him to pay rent

How do you fuck up this bad? I literally can't fathom my parents ever asking me for money to live with them. You'd literally have to have either parents unfit to care for a hamster or be the most ungrateful sack of shit ever to drive them to such measures.

Pic unrelated
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>>38924222
My parents gave me two options. One, stay in school (uni), and rent is taken care of. Two, if I drop out or live at home after graduation, I have to pay rent.

I think my parents' policy is reasonable. If you're not doing anything with your life (not looking for a job or attending uni), eating all their food, using electricity/water, then it would be fair to ask for rent. The only exception would be if there was a mental/physical disability involved.
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>friend takes 8 years to graduate
>comes back home, barely looks for jobs, ends up going to trade school
>parents pay for everything and give him an allowance, cars
>he pretty much wastes it all
>says he wants to get a student loan and use the money to travel
>he's constantly arguing with them, has a curfew and shit

Fucking leech.
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>>38924222
It's totally reasonable.
I'm using the water, the electricity, I'm eating, and more importantly I'm taking up space.
Space is at a fucking premium right now. That's why I'm living with my parents in the first fucking place. Because renting somewhere solo would use up my whole fucking paycheck.
Fuck.

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Talk and discuss ROTE feels
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>be me
>come home to my anime gf
>memer is there, fucking my GF
>i pull out my gladius and kill him
>anime gf tells me his dick was larger than mine and that she hates me
>tfw kms
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>Be me
>Gay
>Do A
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>>38924184
>Be me
>Proud ROTE Legionary
>Go outside
>Memers everywhere
>Decide not to attack, I'm on leave atm
>Memers surround me
>Start pushing me around
>One memer tackles me
>They start pulling down my pants
>tfw raped by memers

>I clicked a woman hate thread again

Holy shit how does reading those threads not make you want to suicide? please stop posting them.
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>GUARANTEED REPLIES
fuck off thanks
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>>38924142
>top left of a post. the box with a minus sign
4chan is now tolerable
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>>38924142
They keep me grounded when I start feeling lonely.

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>be average robot
>able to hide powerlevel
>everytime I meet someone I become really sociable
>all lies obviously
>almost everybody said Im a great guy
>after 3 days of being almost normie I become a total asshole in the fourth day
>not like annoying deppresive edgelord or autistic meme master
>literally start to become a jerk with my friends or potential girlfriend to a point they have to stay away from me
>normie bullying tier apparently
>sad and alone again
>new person appear and good guy mode start again
>repeat the cycle
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>average robot
>can socialize

Fuck off normie scum
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>>38924083
Yeah, it sounds like your just an asshole not a robot. No one talks to robots and if they do robots either sperg out or hide their power level by staying mysterious and aloof. Maybe try not being a dick?
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>>38924083
I am a failed normie and I act the same way. I think you and I are narcissistic and we can't stand normies around us or keeping up the guise of a normie for long. It disgusts us.

Yet we keep repeating the process because we can't live without socializing with others.

Maybe we just do it to see if we can. As a sort of crutch for our subconsciousness. We reason to ourselves that our way of living is justified because "We COULD be normal if we really tried," but once the chase is over, the act disgusts us. I don't really see the solution, as you and I probably would hate being near each other once we got past the facade.

Forever alone.

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