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>>38928949
what led you to this point, OP?

Whats it like being poor?

Oh wait I already know. Its shit.

>>38928949
How poor are (you)??
Why is that such an unoriginal comment?

excuse me but i am looking for the Grimes general

I'd do it because she's fucking hot and i would love to see her feet

>>38928925
I remember watching The Office back in the day and getting hard when they censored out her boobies.

>>38928906

i ask her where i can find the Grimes general.

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>>38928906

FURTHER PROOF THAT WE LIVE IN A DIGITAL LANDSCAPE IN WHICH SO CALLED REALITY IS A FABRIC THAT IS ALTERED BY OUR OWN CONSCIOUSNESS

smile and walk in the opposite direction

>Jamie, pull up that video of Anon doing drugs because he has fuck-all going on in his pathetic life. Damn, those things will tear you to shreds

>>38928851
Where did you buy it

Oggh

>>38928916
some sketchy ass mexican in china town

>>38928757
Save enough to live comfortably for the rest of my life. Invest the rest in the stock market.

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>>38928790
>saving =/= investing
>going all in on stocks
50/50 quality bonds/index funds monica

>>38928757
buy a house and lots of land in the woods somewhere, build an underground network of tunnels and rooms, buy scientific supplies and equipment for experiments, fortify the position with legally acquired machine guns and what not, buy a "mail order bride" to keep in my underground palace section, get some neets to live in my compound and build a barracks for them

probably some more stuff, I don't really want too much like gold shoes or anything

cake is food not a genre of 2d slut

>>38928745
You are a truly enlightened individual and I agree whole heartedly. Please post more Cake.

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>>38928920
postiny my favorite cake
1/ whatever

ur dumb lol. this is such a dumb bait

>>38928741
i believe cannibalism is the highest form of culinary arts since you are eating one of the most smart and dangerous animals on earth

Are you trying to arrest people or something?

>>38928733

Whats Asian like for robots? Thinking of traveling and its the only place I can afford.

Not interested in perverted shit, just want cheap food and too get away from the western world for a few weeks.

Neither interested in tourist adventuring (elephant rides and shit) or partying. I just want to walk around and eat and drink the occasional beer.

Is it even worth traveling if this is my mindset?

>>38928733
Well you sure would be alone in Japan, they aren't too open to multiculti. Outside the teenage women, who only want 9/10 and above, which you clearly aren't.

In Thailand you'd be a degenerate though, and when you die AIDS-ridden and a faggot you'll go to Hell.

>>38928922
I've always traveled with this mindset. There's plenty of places in south east asia that are far away from people in general. But also plenty of cities that you can just get lost in and disappear for a while.
I'd say its definitely worth it. Indonesia is probably my favorite place to do that. So vast and so cheap.

I ask the question in the OP because I recently came across a lot of money. I'm at a crossroads.

Fuck those are nasty vaginas

>>38928645
>>38928665
idk wtf you two are on about desu those are all perfectly normal, haven't you seen a non porn vulva

Nasty bump

I've met plenty of chads to be able to call me the virgin

>>38928641
rolfmao

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>>38928641
In highschool, I knew a couple fairly stereotypical Chads. One in particular drove a '66 Mustang, was kind of bearmode (I think that's what that word means), generally nice to everyone but was kind of an asshole to women after he was done with them.

He could pretty much get any girl he wanted, even after dumping them he could usually get them back for one night stands. Got into heavier drugs and scenes after highschool. For years I only saw him a couple times when I ran into him at the bar (with at least one hot but slutty chick), I haven't seen him for a while though. I wonder if he's still alive.

He really was nice and uplifting to hang out with in most any situation, but also pretty clearly egotistical.

>>38928575
>the filename
Oh dear. You truly are pathetic aren't you, get the fuck away from this board you retarded roastie whore. Do everyone a favour and cliff yourself while you're at it

>>38928642
This
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Orgi

>>38928575
honestly, just talk to him. you cannot fuck up, at least not in the way that a robot can. You have nothing to lose

I believe in you, you go girl ^.^ <3

>>38928565
sounds like you just need a gf rofl

>No more room on Earth to explore and expand to
i think this is the only answer i can say is correct, its possible the others are factors but its hard to say for sure.
Basically we've reached a point of stagnation where people can not work towards their own goals or goals they feel they directly benefit from, in turn society degrades as subsequent generations become disenfranchised with the current society.

>>38928603
I have a 2.5 inch erection how could a girlfriend possibly help me.

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>girlfriend

straightfags get the fuck off my chan

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>>38928553
Female butthole>>>>>male butthole

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>>38928502
>got my first gf (she was my oneitis too)
>also a virgin
>now been dating for 6 months
>still both virgins
jesus christ
what am i doing wrong here

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>brother notices wall

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>sister found the boob bag

>>38928448
>"I've never seen what you draw even though you're always doing it, can I see?"
>pulls sketchpad out of drawer
FUCK

>>38928257
Are you the guy that stole those spics phone? Just give it back man.

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>>38928276
No, it's a work phone.

Another pic

>>38928257
Haha! Really?

Text them and have a casual convo.

>On my old phone, I would occasionally get calls from an unknown number
>Guy that would pick up was a super chill black dude
>I would jokingly ask him how he was doing
>He would explain what was up, and we would spark a conversation
>We would talk about SNES games, horror movies, and food
>Every few weeks we would randomly call each other
>On my birthday he got me a papa John's gift card and gave me the number over the phone
>Learned that he loved DBZ and YuGiOh and loved drawing
>One day he called and never answered
>Never spoke to him again. Never knew his name. When I asked, he jokingly said "Clifford the big red dog".