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Things that would trigger you when you were young
>sister telling me that I have no friends
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>beaches, swimming pools (can't swim)
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people not listening to me
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>>38929613
>people trying to talk to me
i still does
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Am I the insane one or is everyone else insane?
For the longest time I just haven't understood >tfw no gf and all that. Just think about the whole idea of a relationship and women in general. Women are like inferior versions of men. It's not deniable. They act like children, their emotions control their every action and they throw tantrums just like children when they don't get what they want. They're the inferior gender and honestly irrelevant, why you need validation from someone who only exists to manipulate you I have no idea. Women are lazy, they just want to be able to take from you all your time and money, yet still claim to be unhappy and only make your situation worse. The sooner you let go of your desire to be validated, the better, because nobody ever will unless you validate yourself. Love isn't real, any relationship that exists on this planet has always had lies, cheating and dysfunctionality. Stop wasting time with >Tfw no gf and women in general, you'll thank me later. Focus on something in your life that you actually want or need.
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relationships are just big sugarcoated primal instincts
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>>38929634
This. The sooner you ignore them, the better. Humans are beyond such things.
Good way to sum it up anon
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>>38929602
I could care even less about >tfw no gf
I've already found things that I'm invested in a lot more then relationships with a female. I like drugs, I like music and digital entertainment. And it's so easy to hire an escort if I get tired of beating my dicc. And there may or may not be a supreme spiritual reality but I sure as hell am interested in finding out. Beats this mundane piece of turd reality
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>fall for the nightwalk meme
>get sprayed by a skunk
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>>38929566
up until you got sprayed was it fun
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>>38929566
Walks at night are what I live for, you just can't be retarded about them. Which, You were.
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>>38929566
>tfw can't go out at night.
Thanks spics
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Is it worse to have a girlfriend and be a cuck, or not have a girlfriend at all?
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>>38929526
Depends on the person doesn't it?
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>>38929526
The beta answers the first and the alpha answers the latter.
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>>38929526
Being a cuck is infinitely worse.
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what's the furthest you got with a chick lately 2017-08-08 06:18:59 Post No.38929514
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what's the furthest you got with a chick lately
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that neighbourgirl was just over twice in one night wanting to get booze again. I asked her how it is I knew her for two years and she still isn't old enough to buy booze and she said she ran away from home at fifteen. So anyway she owes me fifteen bucks but she gave me some xbox games that looked cool to try like resident evil code veronica x in hd, and she's coming over tomorrow to give me money/linguini/ take out my trash.
Anyway she dressed up for the party and she looked like a stripper and she was bringing them linguini and I commented on how she would be the life of the party showing up with linguini dressed as a stripper. She took mock offense to that and asked me to hug her and see if she smelled bad cause she hadn't showered all week. she's a dumb neet. Anyway, it almost seems like we could be friends, but I think we're just at different places in our lives where she's a dumb trampy high school dropout whore and I don't care about women much but can't deny I would bang her even though she'd crazy.
I might go visit the prostitute tower desu if I don't get a government job and just spend the rest of my life pumping gas and fishing.
So that's my report. And by lately I guess it has to be the last encounter no matter how contrived.
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>>38929514
I went home to my old city and banged a whale who I used to mess around with when I was desperate.
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I was horny so I tried to dry hump my cousin (I thought she would be ok with it), anyways I'm getting too thirsty so I might just do >>38929553
and fuck a fat/ugly girl? My standards for women lower by the second.
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>>38929589
Fat girls can still be cute and are generally better in bed than skinny girls and soft bodies are comfy. Kill the lights and go to town.
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If dubs delete /b/
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if dubs mods ban you publicly with a cheeky message
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>>38929475
Rolling
Orginal
Comment
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I've got you bro
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How can i stop fapping? 2017-08-08 06:15:02 Post No.38929465
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I want to stop fapping but always fail. The reason that i want to quit is so tiring, Every time i jerk off. My longest record is 12 days to endure fapping. Please help me I want to kms after i do it.
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>My longest record is 12 days to endure fapping
no one should have to endure fapping for so long
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if only there were a community of likeminded individuals to give you tips and support. A stop-fap community, if you will
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>>38929506
But unfortunately I'm not living that circumstance/
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professional cuddling 2017-08-08 06:09:28 Post No.38929394
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have any robots here actually done this?
thinking about taking a dive into it...it can't be THAT humiliating, right?
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why would a girl pay you to cuddle her when she can get one of her beta orbiters do it?
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I am working on arranging a professional cuddler to cuddle with.
Main thing stopping me is lack of money and it's rather late at night. You can also sometimes cuddle girls in strip clubs some of them are beautiful to hold.
Basically, if chad is gonna steal any and all stacies and normal females and creepers gonna snatch up ghetto hoes.
Then the robot should be allowed to cuddle with whatever female that offers the service!
God speed anon.
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>>38929440
boy u sure are fkn retarded
Who here picked obscure hobbies as a kid to trick people into thinking you're good at something?
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like what, fucking stamp collecting?
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>>38929361
>like what
Rollerblading. Nobody at my school rollerbladed, so people thought I was good at it. I was immediately better than everyone else because nobody else did it.
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>>38929616
you should have taken up ROLLER TYPING instead
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what would you do if a boy asked you out for a date?
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>>38929299
Politely decline because I'm not into boys.
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>>38929299
Is he a feminine "boy"?
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Wake up. Not even cute boys would like me or find me interesting.
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How evil and hateful are you? no pussies allowed in this thread
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>>38929287
I no longer value human life. If a mafioso came to me tomorrow, and gave me a hitman job, I'd take it.
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>>38929287
I wouldn't say I'm particularly evil, as in, I don't feel a malicious intent on a regular basis or towards certain people. However, I do feel hate. I feel hate in my soul on a regular basis. But it's generally not directed at anything, which makes it worse. It's just pointless hate at nothing and everything. I constantly like crying all the time when I feel this hate, but I haven't cried in years.
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>>38929287
I would have no qualms denying a child a copy of ROLLER TYPING
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ITT: Share one of your most painful childhood memories 2017-08-08 05:54:50 Post No.38929184
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ITT: Share one of your most painful childhood memories
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>11 years old
>my mom moved back in with her parents because she couldn't support herself (single mom meme)
>travel across country to live in backwoods oregon
>grandma is nice enough, but grandpa is a total hardass and a controlling dick to his entire family
>my mom is gifted four guinea fowl by a friend, we all like the idea since we had chickens before
>everything goes well and they are all healthy, we wind up with four hens
>I love them, as I really missed keeping chickens before we moved
>let them roam around in our yard when they're fully grown, only putting them in the coop at night
>no idea what the cause was, but one day I come home from school to one of them dragging her guts out her ass
>there's like a foot of intestine hanging out and getting caught on things, the bird is screaming and running
>I run in the house and tell grandpa (the only one home at the time) what's going on
>"Damn it, catch her anon! I'll get an axe"
>I eventually grab her when she ran into the inside corner of the fence
>almost throw up, actually hold it in my mouth because I can't handle the oviduct and intestines brushing against my shirt
>she's limp, but still breathing
>"just give her to me anon"
>I do, and start to cry
>"Oh Christ, it's just a bird! There's no need for any melodrama."
At that point I just turned around and left, I didn't want to see him bring the axe down on her neck. Even if she was "just a bird", those guinea hens were the only entities that ever gave me any positive attention. They'd eat out of my hand and sit on my lap, I loved them. My grandpa is now fading, but he's still a grumpy old prick, and my mom was always too much of a coward to tell him so. In hindsight, while they were fully grown, they were still slightly too young to be laying eggs. Maybe she did too early and it all went to hell.
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He's right stop being such a pussy
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>>38929219
Dude, I was eleven. Think back to when you were eleven, what would you have done had one of your pets been disemboweled?
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>>38929184
That's shitty man.
Old backwoods type men grew up differently. I wouldn't hold it against him.
I had a lot of unpleasant memories regarding pets. Had a lot of dogs growing up, all dead by now. It's sad but I wasn't traumatized by any of it.
I must have blocked my shitty times. I can think of some kinda shitty times but nothing worth greentexting.
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Why are you a cuckold?
I have a small penis and premature ejaculation which means that I can only provide love and money for a women but not sexual pleasure.
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Can't be a cuckhold if no gf
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>>38929172
I'm not, I actually have a bull fetish because I one time fucked a chick with a boyfriend that she had a skype valentine's day """""date"""""" with about an hour before I took her out to a concert and nailed her brains out afterwords. I also have a huge cuckquen fetish.
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FUCK HER SO GOOD HER PIMP CALLED THE COPS
Is the Razer DeathAdder Ergonomic PC Gaming Mouse worth $39.70 + free shipping?
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>Tech Specs
6400dpi 4G Optical Sensor
Ergonomic right-handed design with textured rubber side grips
Five independently programmable Hyperesponse buttons
Razer Synapse 2.0 enabled
1000Hz Ultrapolling / 1ms response
On-The-Fly Sensitivity adjustment
Always-On mode
200 inches per second and 50g of acceleration
Zero-acoustic Ultraslick mouse feet
Gold-plated USB connector
Seven-foot, lightweight, braided fiber cable
Approximate size (LxWxH): 5.00" x 2.76" x 1.73" (127 x 70 x 44mm)
Approximate weight: 0.23lbs (105g)
>System Requirements
6400dpi 4G Optical Sensor
Ergonomic right-handed design with textured rubber side grips
Five independently programmable Hyperesponse buttons
Razer Synapse 2.0 enabled
1000Hz Ultrapolling / 1ms response
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>>38929082
I got a death adder for like $30 and I think it's worth that price. I had a double click problem that a driver update fixed but other than that I've had no problems during the 2 or so years I've owned it.
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>>38929112
how come expensive computer mouse only lasts a few years, but cheap $10-$20 can last for years?
I always end up going back to using my 10 year old mouse when my expensive gaming mouse dies every 2-3 years.
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I HATE BEING MIXED
>tfw no real identity
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lol @ you for taking /pol/ memes seriously
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>>38929194
Thinking I haven't thought about this as a small child realizing I was different from all my classmates you fucking nigger
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yup
I STILL get asked why mom is white and I'm black.