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>job interview
>"Anon, tell us about your hobbys"

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Anyone else here /Love Pigeons/?
I just really don't know why I'm fascinated with these birds

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Whats that one thing you look forward to everyday and still keeps you alive robots?

me, I'm a 30 year old NEET living at home with my parents. I'm a KHV and I'm always unmotivated and feeling depressed. But there is that one thing that really sparks my neurons. Steam sales. Steam Sales are the only thing that I look forward to and get excited about.

There are new deals everyday which i check when I get up, and after lunch cause thats when new sales come up. I scan the steam sales list over and over making sure I didn't miss anything, I do this for hours. I look for the obscure games nobody plays and buy them sometimes.

then there are the major sales that happen each season. To me steam sales are like the big seasonal events and festivals normies celebrate. Its the only time i feel any excitement in my life and I feel like I'm a part of something. If there weren't any steam sales my life would be empty and I would have probably killed myself long ago.

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>be 18
>Kissless virgin, never touched a female human being
>Not even a single girl looked in my direction, ever
>Loser with no friend, vidya all day.
>Move to a new town that far away from any good source of internet
>Impossible to play online game, 10 sec + delay on everything
>Decide to get a gf or else I might as well kill myself
>Read online that if you think you're someone else for long enough, you'd become that person
>Decide to become someone that girl might like
>Go online, website called doyoulookgood.com

It was a website that was used as a precursor to facebook. Everyone had a profile where I live, you could go on anyone's profile and rank them from 1 to 10. You could search those who lived close to you.

>Create a profile
>I didn't put any picture of myself, loser description
>Start messaging girls.
>A girl respond, we talk a bit and we exchange MSN email.
>Talk for around a week, she's 6/10, a geek that play similar games that i'm playing at the time (diablo 2)
>Since it's a girl that actually talk to me and share an interest, I am madly in love with her.
>think it's reciprocal
>She ask for a picture of me, never showed one
>Go in the bathroom mirror and take one, send it to her
>She go offline and I never see her again

Boy, that time was eye opening. It's what caused me to became hyper conscious of everything I do.

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post your jugs, bags and other storage things that make your life comfy.
this is my cumbag, been filling it the past half year.

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I started second puberty last month and I'm going through my first boiperiod~

wish me luck friends :)

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Anybody else /extremely autistic family member/?

My little sister has some kind of severe autism, like to the point where she banshee screeches if mom buys a different brand of laundry detergent. Shit's exhausting.

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Fembots, what are your thoughts on the proceedings pictured in the related webm animation?

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>Go to asian massage parlor for second time ever
>Expect the same old asian bitch to come jerk me off
>Actually unexpectedly get a young mid-20s (but near-skelly mode) asian named Zeina
>She spoke more english than anyone there ever
>Takes me to the back and starts oiling me up
>Says I'm the youngest guy that has ever gone to one of those places
>It just hit me that this is where old dudes who can't get laid go to get off
>Anyways she starts rubbing my ass and says "You have big ass, you go to gym?"
>Say yeah
>She says in broken english "I thought gym make it less fat. You like fried chicken?"
>What
>(I'm black)
>"When I was 3 or 4 girls say fried chicken make your butt big and I say 'no you lie'"
>Wait what
>"Anyway you flip"
>Fuck it I'll just flip get my dick beaten and leave
>She notices one of my tattoos (armyfag)
>"Tattoo is for bad boys yes? You used to be in gang? Haha I am joking"
>Keep laughing it off
>We smile at each other
>She can't look in my eyes without cracking a smile and looking away
>Eventually she starts jacking me off
>"I want you to cum for me baby"
>What turned out to be a soulless handjob by an old chinese girl escaping the clutches of Mao has turned erotic QUICK
>Blow a massive load
>green text story too long so i don't wanna finish it since no ones reading it anyways

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Was he the superior gentleman? He was definitely attractive, no question about it. The question is, why would a woman simply ignore the epitome of human perfection? I think if he had reproduced, his children would have been on a new, better level of evolution. It would have been a blessing for humanity. The women of this world have cheated us out of this opportunity.
How does that feel to you?

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a large percentage of people on this board do not:

>go outside
>socialize with other people
>have not talked to a woman outside of their gene pool in months
>havent even shook hands with another woman
>have any friends
>or have the ability to pick up on social cues

So why does anything incels have to say about life and social norms and paradigms mean anything? Its all baseless. Its skewed in a negative way based off the time susy kicked you off the playground jungle gym set in 3rd grade.

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It's so unreal
Didn't look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Tryin' to hold on, but didn't even know
I wasted it all just to watch you go
I kept everything inside
And even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory
Of a time when I tried so hard

[Chorus: Chester Bennington]
I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end, it doesn't even matter

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Is anyone else trying to turn their life around after a long hiatus from it?
>be somewhat normal in high school
>shit happens to where I'm depressed as fuck for about seven years
>live off the kindness of my parents and the distraction from vidya
>finally get my drivers license and a job in 2015

I sincerely believe that my depressive NEET phase had destroyed something very fundamental inside me. I feel so alien and stunted. It's so hard for me to focus and I can't seem to approach anybody. The only people I talk to are co workers and people from my sambo practice. This is only because I'm pretty much forced to. I enrolled in a CC (yeah, LMAO COMMUNITY COLLEGE) partly to get some education because my job is a dead end, but also so I can be around people. Yet even when I tell myself I want friends, i go to class then leave immediately when it's over. On top of that, those kids are so fucking young and I feel so old at 26. Please tell me I'm not alone in this feel.

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>be
>ask for more work at work

neets btfo

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Nothing can hold my attention. Every time I start a project, I am all excited about it and go at it with full force; but once that initial adrenaline and rush is gone, I can't seem to take interest in it no matter how hard I try and it either gets left halfway done, or gets completed but not as well as I thought it would since I just can't keep interest in it.