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Anyone else nocturnal? Been working nights for about two years and today I went out and noticed I felt nervous. The light, the cars, the people, the noise. It's weird now. I don't think I ever want to return to daytime. I like my peace and quiet.
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Being nocturnal feels amazing, but unfortunately there aren't many 24hr places where I live now so it's difficult to get anything done.
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I know how you feel, I work overnight security so I'm always awake during the night and sleeping during the day.
Not many stores being 24hr really fucking sucks.
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Nah, I'm a morning person which is way better for you

Did you know people who work the night shift have shorter life spans on average?

Best bond song?

Tomorrow never dies
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>>34036844
Golden Eye

oregano
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>>34036844
They're all shit and Bond is absolute shit.
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Die another day, obviously

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Post normies getting what they deserve

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN3q1tk7ju4
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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=77f_1479706029
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVd_NhLAkSU

sweet justice
act like a man get treated like one, bitch
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adjF2bDHsk0

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>Pretty attractive
>autistic as hell so it doesn't matter
I think this applies to many robots
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if you're attractive you don't belong here

dumb failed normie

try reddit /soc/ or tumblr
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>>34036755
>pretty ugly
>finally got my shit together and got over my anxiety around girls
>girls like me now
I wished I could go back in time and teach my younger self how easy all of this actually is.
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>>34036755

You're right. A lot of robots, at least from what I've seen, aren't bad looking. They're just horribly autistic, or completely apathetic.

Season 3 is coming up. Can we finally make up our mind on this guy?
Is Elliot a robot or a normie?
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It's right there in the title.
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>>34036750
I act just like elliot and I'd classify us both as misunderstood silent types who give off a cool vibe. I say cool vibe because I feel like most of the time other people see us as mysterious and cool because we don't mend to society norms while also not being a nerd or loser type person.
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he's a cyborg at best.
he's not a normie, not by any standards, but he's proven to be able to get laid, interacts with women, goes outside, is able to hold a job.
cyborg, don't even need 3rd season.

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Well, r9k, I have reached a new low. I made a fake facebook account and messaged qts i know in real life pictures of my dick. Is this even a thing? God, I feel so fucking pathetic. I just wanted to see how real girls i know would react to it! I'm sorrryyy!!! REEE
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post reactions anon
orrrriginal
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so how did they react?
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>>34036745
>>34036751
I'm not sure yet.. its nearly 4 am where I'm at and I sent them around 3. Will probably post responses tomorrow if I get any. They'll likely just block me.

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Which one are you? I'm closest to a dork.
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>>34036633
Social ineptitude? Check!
Intelligence? Check (assuming engineer = somewhat intelligent)
Obsession? Nope. I have no passions in life.

Dweeb.
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i'm just the left side of the intelligence circle
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>>34036633
I'm intelligent

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If and when the day comes will you merge with the machine?

Will you protest the machine?
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>>34036623

No. With that cable connected to my head I'll learn the human history in less than a second & everything I want to know, just like Neo did in Matrix.

So it's cool.
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Upon absorbing a critical mass of suicidal individuals; would such a world-mind commit collective suicide?
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>>34036643
That would be cool.

If it were to form the ultimate blackpill and self terminate I'm sure enough of us exist for that.

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How to make Autists mad thread. [pic related] oh you know, just another late night texting some random hoe at 4:30 AM.
>chad life
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>keydy
??????
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>>34036616
>chad life
Chad wouldn't need to pay for her fucking food just to maybe sit and watch a fucking movie.
And belive me netflix and chill means watch a fucking movie and no sex.
You're a faggot go get a hooker and stop being a women's beta provider.
Fucking asshole.
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>>34036616
Chads dont use emojis

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>ywn post this particular sequence of letters
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>ywn post this particuIar sequence of letters
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>ywn post this particular sequence of Ietters
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>ywn post this particu|ar sequence of letters

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What is on you mind right now? What is bothering you?

Post your current feels and thoughts, post about anything.
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>>34036573
I'm shifting to a different campus next week
now I'm actually gonna have to live in a dorm with some strangers
anything I should know before living away from home
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>>34036658
i have actually no idea, i have never been in collage and that will never happen either

i dont know how people even afford that

>tfw so fucking poor you collect cigarette fimps to make one whole for yourself
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i'm a talentless mooch and should just kill myself already

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No matter how much you idolize your "the one" or "waifu" they are all plain as it can get. When you grow out of her, this fact becomes more appearent, yet in your thinking affected by emotions you can reason all those plain features with infact illogical reasonings.
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>>34036498
Crushing on a unavailable person can be cured easily. You just need to fuck another girl. I used to be in this one cute girl who was chasing some manlet that only used her for sex. Instead of making a fool out of myself I just fucked another girl for a while until my head was clear again.
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>>34036498
Please show us an example of an "unplain" waifu.
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>>34036538
>being incel is easily cured, just bee yourself and get laid

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>anon saves random girl from car accident and gets hit
>wakes up after 2 years in coma
>girl is sorry and starts relationship with anon

>anon gets married with hot waifu
>anon gets rich and successful
>one day comes home, sees on laptop that wife cheats on him
>leaves sister all his money
>leaves note
>drives away with car and kills himself

>school gets attacked by giant monster
>anon inherits a mystical sword
>anon is the lone savior of earth

>anon is on his way back to home
>sees lonely girl walking on the sidewalk
>asks her if she's cold, she ran away from home and wants to move out
>give her shelter in apartment
>at night she snuggles in anon's bed
>ask her to be gf
>she moves in in apartment and becomes waifu
What do you dream about?
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Not being a complete utter faggot like you OP, seems like my dreams came true
Fuck you.
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THE DESERTED ISLAND TROPE.

getting marooned building shelter providing living comfortably and falling in love.

yet im a realist i see too many variables for this to be more than the nightmare it would actually be.
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>>34036472
why the fuck do your daydreams have "bad endings"?

you can't even daydream correctly.

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I thought "being attracted to personality" was a hollywood meme...
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What kind of fucking complaint is that?
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>>34036447
I'm suppsoed to like staceys.

source: /r9k/
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>>34036420
Just how ugly is she? What's the problem here?

I've fallen for an ugly girl before. She was a sweetheart

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why do normies care so much about celebrities? they're just lucky people who were lucky enough to get good connections and genetics. observing them doesn't do shit.
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because celebrities lives are more exciting than their own
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it's old fashioned idol worship
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>>34036403
Why can't normies understand it's just a waste of time and work on their careers or some shit? Course I'd put my money where my mouth was if I had any initiative, but normies usually got that covered.

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