Do people really have sex outside of porn?
I literally can't imagine having sex with a girl. The idea seems completely alien to me.
Your guess is as good as mine. I've never witnessed it with my own eyes, so it could just be a meme.
>>34040685
there are probably several thousand people fucking as I type this
>tfw it is all a lie and no one actually has sex, it's just a cruel joke to make us feel bad and babies come from that bird thing that drops you off in the window
When would you ever need 16GB of Ram?
Running Firefox
I don't know I just bought it because RAM are cheap as bread.
>>34040667
Some games already require more than 8gb
have you ever had an internet-only relationship or are they just a meme?
share your stories
>>34040657
they're for sad lonely people and only end in you getting hurt. DON'T DO THEM.
>>34040668
>they're for sad lonely people
i can relate to this
>only end in you getting hurt. DON'T DO THEM.
any story to share?
>>34040657
I had one internet relationship.
We both met on 4chan and have similair interest so we chat up a little, become friend and finally i kinda have feeling for him. I think about it for day and finally confess to him and turn out that he have feeling for me too. We agreed to trade ours pics irl and it went well, we like each others.
We talk everyday, but he live in different timezone so it kinda hard for us to voice chat.
It goes on really well untill he became distant. Then finally decide to broke up with me because he fell for open relationship meme so he dump me because he dont want me to become more attracted and hurt me more.
>tfw your actual first love end like this
Tl;dr it worth it but painful at the end.
Sorry anon, I'm saving this chair for Tyrone
>>34040577
I don't find her attractive
taylor hates blacks though, she tries to sabotage kaynes career every chance she gets, racist bitch
>>34040632
>Implying it's because she's racist and not because he's a cunt
Post favorite book, film, album and vidya.
It's too much effort to edit everything into one picture so I'll just say that my favorite book is probably Leviathan Wakes. Favorite game is a tossup between Fallout:New Vegas and Children of a Dead Earth.
Atonement
Groundhog Day
Original Pirate Material
FFXIV
im pleb
>Book
Fahrenheit 451
>Film
2001: A Space Odyssey
>Album
Helplessness Blues, by Fleet Foxes
>Vidya
Probably the new Ratchet and Clank reboot
Straight men of /r9k/, have you ever fiddled your butt before, and if not, why not? Are you afraid ittl make you a fag?
>>34040506
Yes, I have. I like it.
I tried
I couldn't find my "G spot" or prostate or whatever. Just felt like I had to take a shit.
>>34040506
Yeah, it doesn't do anything though. Waste of time.
>tfw I want to go for a walk
>it's been raining for the last three days
>it's still going to rain for another 2 days
Fuck this gay earth.
California brother? I'm pretty sure god is trying to purge our degeneracy
>>34040553
Yes, I'm in central California. We did nothing to deserve purging, all we do is farm food for the rest of the country and mind our own business.
>>34040625
>We did nothing to deserve purging
cali is degenerate heaven. I would know because im transgendersomeone come to the bay area and rape my face
Is there anything more beautiful than a white pregnant woman? I don't even want to have sex with them, I just think it is one of the most beautiful things in life. They clearly deserve society's protection (except stupid single mothers relying on welfare for obvious reasons).
>>34040498
>Is there anything more beautiful than a white pregnant woman?
Envisioning my happiness
Pregnant here. Sometimes we need to hear this!
Only if you're a /pol/ack. You're deifying them. It's dumb.
I don't want to be controlled by my emotions anymore.
>>34040496
You don't hora.
You don't want to be emotionless. It makes life very, very boring.
>>34040514
What's that supposed to mean? There must be a way.
best match for infj males?
>>34040479
isfp males
>>34040479
a loaded revolver to the side of the head
ISTJ master race reporting inI still dont get how Im ISTJ
Should I dedicate my entire life and being to creating a cartoon or a video game
>>34040430
Do you have something worth creating?
Do you have the passion to go through with it?
Do you have the capability to learn how to master the craft?
If so then I guess.
>>34040449
I'm asking which one
>>34040456
Cartoon is probably easier. I mean its easy enough to make a garbage video game and get money cause "muh indie, muh steam" but its probably easier to make a quality cartoon with a team than a quality video game.
On the other hand if you don't have the details for your creation down enough and don't have the skill in making art that you don't know whether your story should be in which medium, then you probably shouldn't make it. theres clear differences between a cartoon and a game in terms of pacing and narrative. You might even need to just make it a book to start off with.
I am obsessed with skeletons.
How do I stop being fascinated by them?
Cause they're the masters of rattling yer bones
>>34040311
>>34040376
Your both fucking skeletons
get out you pieces of shit.
my digits will back me up.
>>34040311
Maybe start obsessing about other creatures like demons?
Any frenchfag here? Or from a French-speaking country (except Quebec, you're basically french-speaking American rednecks).
>>34040284
oui oui baguette baguette
>>34040284
Salutation mon cher compatriote
>>34040358
Salutations ! Tu viens de quel coin ? Pretes-tu allegeance au marechal Petain ?
>tfw quand 4chan n'integre pas les accents
What are your dreams?
Nothing seems interesting for me.
Everything is shallow.
>>34040255
Yes, I know, I feel the same way, there is no escape.
>>34040255
Everything IS shallow. Everything we do in our lives is in pursuit of a few basic biological directives. Society is a labyrinth that we have to navigate in order to ensure reproduction and stability for future generations. Why do you think the people who are most insane are the most sexually repressed?
Basically, men (I'm assuming you're male) have two essential desires (excluding necessities for survival) that are in your very DNA.
1. Having sex.
2. Hunting mammoths.
Now, since you're on /r9k/, I'm guessing that the first option is either not within your reach or irrelevant at this point. Fortunately, men can keep themselves sane on just masturbation and mammoth hunting, and also fortunately, our brains accept many substitutes for actual mammoth hunting. Ever wonder why men enjoy sports and women don't? Every time someone gets a touchdown, or makes a half-court shot, or hits a home run, or scores a goal, that's a wooden spear hitting a mammoth. Primal satisfaction. This is perfectly applicable to many other hobbies, too.
So, what am I saying? You don't need a dream. If reproduction isn't a goal for you at the moment, find a hobby and start hunting mammoths. You'll feel better.
>>34040598
I've never masturbated to sex once in my life
I can't fucking stand /b/ anymore. Its literally a SJW safe space mash up of Tumblr and Reddit. Unlike other boards, you can't have an actual debate with these faggots. I know, its /b/ but there have been good threads with good argument material in the past.
But no. These nu-male cucks always resort to stupid arguments like "Why do you even care? Just be happy." Whenever they get BTFO with facts and evidence, they resort to damage control like you usually see on Reddit e.g You're a loser, this is why no one likes you, calm down! No need to be rude
There was a faces of /b/ thread where they posted their pictures in which a based anon was roasting some faggot who looks like a little kid. Suddenly 3 nu male cucks jumped in to "save" the faggot by telling the other based anon "You're so insecure if you have to insult others. Do you have anything else to do with your life?" and "Is he hurting you? No need to insult him".
Oh, and /b/ is very VERY female friendly. Check this out. There was a thread with an OP who was a fat female exposing some guy who was texting her. I got her Facebook and posted on /b/ because fuck women. Immediately these faggots started messaging OP how beautiful she is and one them even sent "hehe we found you :)". Holy fuck, fuck /b/.
>going to /b/
end you are life
>its another acne ridden virgin upset because he cant project his misery on others episode
Sigh
>>34040263
Eat a cock faggot