Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 11332. page

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>making fake job applications to places I know won't accept me to satisfy my requirements to keep getting NEETbux
>mfw I get a job offer

G-guys... what should I do? I'm not going to actually have to work like a wagecuck for my money, a-am I...?

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DATE. 30 MINUTES. SHES ON HER WAY.

WHAT THE HOLY FUCK AM I GOING TO DO. SHE POSTED ON SNAP AND SHE LOOKS AMAZING. MY HAIR ISNT DONE. AND I LOOK SO DAMN BASIC.

HOW DO I DO THIS IM SCARED. SHES THE ONE WHO MADE THIS DATE HAPPEN WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

HELP ME PLEASE R9K IL

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anyone else furiously masturbate to these kind of videos?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fggpR2E5PBU

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Is there a difference if I cum from fapping or from having sex? If not, why should I ever bother with any women?

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>tfw 13th day of nopoop

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realistically this is the only chance of women we have. She..

>Like anime
>Likes edgy jokes
>Cooks dinner
>Likes board games
>Wears a fedora
>Sassy
>Replies to your text
>Wants to fuck
>Majors in Chemistry
>Has a 4.0 GPA
>Is very nice to you so you like her more
>Text you more than you text her
>Faithful

Do you date her r9k?

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Daily reminder that there are ''men'' on this board shorter than 5'11''.
How do you even reach the keyboard, midgets?

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>you want to lose your virginity right anon?
>just stick it in
>I won't tell anybody
>It feels just like a girls, I promise
Why haven't your robots just fucked a guy yet?
You don't have to deal with anxiety cause you're scared of talking to women, and they're already down to fuck w/o the bullshit..

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Do girls enjoy deepthroating?

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>some fuck on 4chan with a discord
>fag cares who is who
>reposts a stupid thread over and over about it with a new anime pic each time
talk about some of the daily autism you have to deal with

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Ah hello wagie. Lunch break? Well, as you're cramming that unhealthful food down your gullet like a pelican so you can be sure nothing falls through the cracks at shekelsbergsteinwitzberg, let me tell you about my novel, The Unbearable Wagieness of Being.

Wagie? Ah well. Another day, another dollar.

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>guy enters my discord
>ask who he is
>starts to avoid the question and sperg out
>ban him
talk about some of the daily autism you have to deal with

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ANALED (by the HYDE), YELLOWED, METHED and now BLACKED. How do you even cope??

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Let me tell you about confidence, friends. A long time ago, when mankind was living more primitive times, the alpha males were considered the strong, the ones who can provide for their families, the ones who could physically fight others away from the household. Back then you didnt need confidence by itself, it had to be backed my strenght and wit, else, my friend, you were fucked.
In todays world, things are a little different. Alpha males still get showered in pussy because they are strong physically and mentally, they are determined but not necessarily smart.
But in the present times, confidence can be mastered without needing to prove it physically, you can get away with it. This is important, because the number one thing a woman gets attracted to, is sheer confidence and boldness from a man. That being said, today, you can fake confidence because rarely anyone will fuck you up because the world is alot more peaceful and society evolved allowing even the betas of betas a window to reproduce and live life without getting BTFO by alphas everytime.
So, unless you are some kind of failed Russian inbred experiment, you WILL get laid if you are confident in your ability to do so. You know what they say, fake it till you make it. That is absolutely true, try to look around, see how alpha males in history behaved, read books written by real men and take notes on how to behave and ACT alpha and confident (EVEN IF YOU ARENT), I promise you that it will work and YOU will succeed.
I am telling you this, after a year since I started to say fuck it and begin acting confident. After 2 months I got the guts to ask girls out and went of a few dates, some didnt work but I didnt lose CONFIDENCE and finally got a gf. This will have a butterfly effect on your life and make you a better person in all areas. You will hate the person you were and REGRET that you didnt try earlier.

I will happily answer questions,sorry for my eng its not my lang.

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I want more weird pepes like this.

Also, anyone on here ever tried /noshit/ or is it just a meme?