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>>38934581
Yeah. They will gaslight you.

>>38934581
like you wouldn't fucking believe anon

>>38934581
She's beautiful, why am I attracted just to this kind of girls and not the normal ones?

>>38934576
It subconciously forces and reinforces your need to protect them. All according to keikaku.

BECOS YOUR A FUCKIN SICK PEDO THAT NEEDS TO FUK OF MY BOARD REEEEEE

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>>38934576
>Why is this the ideal female body type?
You meant this, OP?

>>38934565
If the fembot LARPer is busy messaging someone else then they're not derailing every other thread on this board.
It isn't cuckoldry, it's just some anons who care about this board.

Nobody cares about men and men only have value when they are validating women and doing what is societally expected of them, up to and including building and maintain civilization.

>>38934617
It seems as if they want these people to hook up because they're emotionally invested in the lauring rather than the board.

>>38934644
Non sequiter.

>>38934563
We're lonely guys. What can we talk about except the things we like, girls, and how shitty our lives are?

But it fuels my cuddling fantasies

>>38934584
you just named 2 very vague things that don't necessarily include women by yourself

I know that feel.
Acne ruined my life.
Even if it goes away, which I doubt it will since I still have it at 27, I've got a lot of scarring.

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>25
>Oily skin and oily skin ravaged my skin
>Face is covered in scars and uneven skin
>Chest and entire back is scars, blemishes and huge stretch marks
>I've tried every combination of anything in my power to get marginally better skin
>Achieved nothing
>People who didn't care or bother have great skin

I see my reflection once, my chest or back once and my day is ruined
I can't handle it anymore /r9k/ but I can't even run from it

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>>38934583
>still have it at 27
Fuck, this better not happen to me.
>>38934630
I try not to use the bathroom when out in public because there are mirrors in there. Seeing my reflection always puts me in a bad mood, and I don't want to be both grumpy and ugly in front of other people.

>It's another "someone on /r9k/ is surprised that western society caters to women in any and every way possible" episode

We tried to warn you.

>>38934513
lol
women are going to become obsolete in our lifetime

just wait until perfected and cheaper VR porn, sex robots that can move around and talk and act like a gf/wife, and artificial wombs

women will become absolutely redundant

>>38934540
unless people enact laws against such ways out stating that they have rights as people to tell other people what they can and can't fuck
they'll ban sex robots without a fucking thought but the new drilldoXXXtreme reaming device will be out on the market the next day

Nope. They want Chad too

>>38934511
lol I know the girl in the middle, are you in Bristol?

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>>38934511
Probably not. I wish though. Bitches with low self-esteem, with daddy issues are fucking hot.

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I wish Katya was my qt loving gf.
And that she doesn't turn out to be a trap, or cheating on me, or has an infectious or terminal disease, or fake tits, bad breath, infertile, mentally challenged, bald, mental illnesses or has hair chest. Gotta protect myself from you, evil genie.

I wish you and only you would enter into a state of nonexistence immediately after I finish this sentence.

Can you make me god please?

Lmao I've got that cowlick on my left eyebrow too.

>>38934383
Do they not sell hairbrushes in your country?

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>that left eyebrow cowlick
Brother.

>>38934377
Chessie Kay is my duckfaceplasticbimbo waifu.
Wish she made more stuff but I think she mostly escorts instead of shooting porn.

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>>38934377
by being a chad, which is the only way to get pretty much any type of girl

anyone who tells you otherwise is lying

>>38934377
win the lottery or fake being rich
Gold diggers, that's how

I used to feel this feel .
I came out to my crush that I liked her and broke down Infront of her. We still hang out but she doesn't like me that way

>>38934431
>broke down Infront of her

lol... just lol

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>>38934431

>broke down Infront of her

>>38934314
Well did it champ?

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>>38934342
no, the phone is slightly too big

>>38934347
it's not autism it's repressed emotions wanting to get free

>>38934300
sick incest bastard, also checkem

>>38934305
Its not my fault I find brothers and sisters doing naughty things cute hehe

>>38934300
I saw her taking a piss in the shower
It gave me a pee fetish

I know u the same nigga talking shit about Asians, Mr. Fabulous ass nigga

>>38934260
No I have a pretty average cock (6.5 length, idk girth) and every girl I've ever been with talks about how big it is. If they do make fun of it, it won't be to your face.

>>38934260
I don't know man. I'm not that big myself with 7x5.5 but I have also been turned down by a few girls for it being too small... Guess that's the hand life dealt us.

>>38933947
Smoking weed anon

right now? waiting for my drugs to get delivered.

other than that I like talking to my friend about stuff.

>>38933947
yeah speaking of drugs in this thread lsd is great...
listening to music and studying math is calm