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I DON'T WANT TO BE A ROBOT ANYMORE I WANT TO BE A NORMAL PERSON WHO GO PLACES AND TALK TO PEOPLE ABOUT THINGS AND DO THINGS AND KISS GIRLS
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>>34043185
start doing things that make you feel uncomfortable, just don't go too far. This is the only path to normie life
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>>34043217
>start doing things that make you feel uncomfortable
only thing that makes me comfortable is staying home alone and masturbate.
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>>34043185
I don't.
I can't see me being a normal, functional person, at all.

I don't even pretend it's doable or realistic, ever.
Some of us are just meant to be alone.

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When I've saved a fair amount of money I want to basically become a total hermit. Probably the most realistic thing is just to get a house out in the country and never talk to people, maybe farm or something. However, there are some potentially more interesting ways to be a hermit that sound pretty doable if you have a bit of cash (which I intend to have in around 10-20 years or so).

One of my favorite hermit ideas would be to buy one of those small islands (they have a website for that) and basically live off of seafood from around the island and occasional shipments of supplies or maybe even some sort of garden. As any decent islands are probably beyond my projected earnings this isn't really in the picture except as a bonus goal.

More realistic would be to buy as much normal land as possible out in the woods and build my hermit shack in the center of it, or even just put a small trailer home on it or something, and just hunt, garden, and build cool stuff in the woods.

However, recently I had the idea that perhaps one of the best ways to have freedom away from the normies would be to get some kind of large-ish boat with living facilities in it and just fish for enough food to eat. They make machines that make fresh water out of salt water so enough water to drink and basically unlimited seafood could be had with a modern fishing boat. I've seen such boats used for between $50,000 and $100,000 which is certainly within the range of a diligent saver with a decent middle class job. (Unfortunately I can't find the boat selling site that I liked originally but there are lots of others out there if you search for used trawlers, lobster boats, shrimp boats etc.). It's probably a pretty dumb idea but it appeals to me enough to want to look into it more later on.

Any other robots planning to be a hermit? What's your ideal hermit location and lifestyle? Pic related is a bit bigger than the boats I'm looking at, ones like this are around $150k or more.
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I've been thinking about ding this since I was 14 or 15. The most realistic thing is to get a piece of fertile land and live off of it. But it's very easy to romantisise this way of life. It implies working all day and night, and requires tough survival skills. In the modern world, you would need to go to siberia, mongolia, northermost or southernmost america. It's really not as simple. You would not have electricity, you might have legal problems with the comunity for using natural resources and if you hurt yourself in some way, you're fucked.

Another thing is solitude. You may be able to handle it for a few months, or even years. But could you for six decades? It sounds fun, and enlightening to be one with nature, but how possible is it for a modern man?
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>>34043183
>Any other robots planning to be a hermit? What's your ideal hermit location and lifestyle?

Yes I'm planning a semi hermit lifestyle in europe. Gonna get 5-20 acres of land and build a house and a garden + chickens.. maybe a goat. Could do it now but I cant really bother to start the process (dont dare to). Got 148.000 euros saved up / invested but I need more so I can do it forever
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>>34043424

One wouldn't have to be TOTALLY isolated... just be away from people the majority of the time. Staying at home in a modern house at the middle of 100+ acres of wooded land would be a fair compromise to have some comfort and safety. With the boat you would sometimes need to refuel unless it's the sailing kind, and there's also some supplies it would be nice to stock up on once or twice per month. A solar setup would provide some electricity in most places out on the ocean and satellite internet is a thing for those with enough money. Total isolation is one thing but sufficient isolation to be considered a hermit can probably be accomplished with a bit of comfort and safety the modern world affords.

>>34043459

Nice. One thing about the goats is that they eat all types of fruit trees and garden plants so make sure to put yours in sturdy pens away from those things if you don't want to witness a goat desolation like what happened to my family's pasture when I was a kid. Chickens are cool but I've found that the easiest birds to keep alive for a long time are geese and they also make bigger eggs.

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>he still stalks his crush from years ago through social media
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Fuck you get out of my head.
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>he hasn't ascended the material realm
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>>34043161
>tfw you have pictures of her not even on the internet anymore

R A R E S

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Out of hours surgery edition
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Blairites get OUT
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anyone want to come to bangkok with me?
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>>34043152
first for the good doctor getting the quints he deserves

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>white people can go to any part of asia and get laid as soon as they step off the plane
>b-but we're robots too guys!
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If money is involved in any way your argument is not valid

Anyone can go to a hooker
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>be white
>fuck 14yo tranny prostitute in bangkok
>come home and brag to friends as your dick melts off
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>>34043168
you could scrap together a grand off neetbux or a minimum wage job easily

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Why we ended up like this? Why normies won't accept us? Is it because we are bitter and don't find they stuff entertaining? Are we responsible for who we are? Have we been like this from start? Or we have been made like this?
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>>34043124
Because single mothers
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>>34043124
>Is it because we are bitter and don't find they stuff entertaining?
Yes.
>Are we responsible for who we are?
Partially.
>Have we been like this from start?
Yes.
>Or we have been made like this?
Yes.
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>>34043518
that was really helpfull

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Do you honestly see yourself ever being in a relationship ?
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no, how about you?
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>>34043166
Surprised that was original.

No I don't OP, I hate myself and anyone who loves me is too stupid to date. A girl (ever) liking me is a huge red flag.
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no, but i dont think id be bad in one. Rather, i just dont know how to meet people who ill get on with (male or female). Bars and clubs seem to only be host to the most degenerate filth of humanity and meeting someone there is not going to be the start of a good relationship.

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>tfw seeing my mom starting to go senile
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top scaring me pepe
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>>34043087
mmmm please no please not this feel
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>>34043087
Fuck, thanks for reminding me I need to get my suicide plan ready.

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If it were up to me, all weeaboos would be sent to concentration camps
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>>34042999

Can we watch anime at the camps? Will snacks be served?
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>>34042999

well deserved trips, weeaboos are a cancer that cant stay at their designated board
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>>34042999

Agreed but put all the traps and trap lovers with them too. Might not even have to spend money on Zyklon B, AIDS might do the job for us.

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> be me
> finds jew-symbol on the dollar

We have to re-open concentration-camps or they will wipe out mankind.
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>anoms
What could they mean by this
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Nice kok
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> is on 4chan
> reads post about greedy jews
> comments "nice kok"
> kys

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should i shave my neckbeard or embrace it
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Wax it off.
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>these are the people I chose to associate with

just end me
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>>34042976
lol it looks like you could wipe it off with a wet paper towel

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What's the last game you played, robots?
This one for me.
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counter strike global offensive

>inb4 valve is shit, i prefer this obscure weebstuff instead because i suck at multiplayer
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Crusader Kings II is ruining my life.
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bunksfandjkjkl;asdf

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How are people so simple? Growing up experiencing a normal childhood, having no mental illness, having friends and a job, going out to eat with their friends making small talk about their jobs and social lives, being plain as fuck and "well adjusted"

Who are these people? Where do they come from?
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>>34042882
I see 'kids' these days and think "Where the actual fuck are these little faggots getting so much fucking money from?"

My parents' allowance to me was a fucking 5$ a week with an added "Chh, better make that last."
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>>34042953
>$5 allowance
>in 1989
>worth 500 today
You were one of the rich kids, family.
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There are lots of different factors.

>mom giving birth to them before she's 30 so they aren't autismo

>good genes

>stable, functional family environment that supports them emotionally and encourages them

>parents teaching you proper social skills

>being allowed to go out and make friends as a kid, and not being stuck at home whenever you're not at school

>social validation and ability to fit in

>motivation to do things

>willingness to be placed in a certain social box and not really thinking outside of it too much

>believing in the system and not really questioning it a lot

>media

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What's your excuse?

I'm waiting originally
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>>34042808
>What's your excuse?
I'm not white
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>>34042869

Why not Tyrone or Chong Long-Wan then?
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>>34042894
Not Asian or black either. Nobody in my race can be or is known for being Chad, fuck off

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>tfw you tell your oneitis your feelings

>and you get shot down

How did you take the hit robots?
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>>34042749
It hurt, but I pretended it didn't matter. Went on as usual for two weeks. Then made new friends, found a new oneitus and never thought about her again. The only way to break an addiction is to start a new one. Hopefully a healthier one.
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>>34042749
I was the one to reject them. felt like shit first, honestly.
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>he fell for the confession meme

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