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How much would it cost to hire a professional to kill me?
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>>34047244
>Holy
>Fuck
>Empire
Just imagine the situation
>"Ok so who I have to kill ?"
>"...m-me.."
>"...wut?"
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>>34047244
About 10k but I'll do it for simon for 5k because I know he will spruce it up
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Go to the Netherlands my man, get a doctor to do it for you.
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>just fapped to this shemale
when will this degeneracy end? I was super horny and this thing pops up.
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>>34047237
WHO IS THIS?
Qt as fuck.
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>>34047283
Sofia Hardy, there are 2-3 vids out there
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>>34047372
She's beautiful, good choice. Senpai
>tfw no qt SJW gf to lecture me (a white male) on race and gender
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>>34047192
Tumblr is back the way you came.
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>>34047192
How do I go about inventing new definitions for words?
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>>34047192
>SJW gf
gtfo fucking cuck, people like you are the reason modern society is horrible
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Easy jobs > NEET > "real" jobs 2017-01-10 09:37:02 Post No.34047189
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Easy jobs > NEET > "real" jobs
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Who /easy job/ masterrace here?
>food runner
>don't have to talk to people or use my brain, just drop plates of food off at people's tables and bus tables
>free shots all night
>take beer home whenever I want (volume of product is so high they never notice)
>free fine-dining tier food
>easy to request off or get someone to cover a shift
>get to sleep in all day
>make $2000 a month doing this
>more than enough money for me to live in a 2 bedroom duplex in the middle of the city (complete with backyard not a shitty apartment), buy vidya,, weed, tendies as far as the eye can see
>zero job stress, I'm on the bottom of the totem pole and know it, so I don't ever have to worry at work cause I'm not responsible for anything
>basically don't get taxed
Basically it's a piss easy job that I get to drink and eat free at that affords me to be a metropolitan millennial bachelor autismo jones.
Why are you working that "real" job just to get all that income taxed away and a bunch of stress that you bring home? Why are you NEET not enjoying financial independence and being able to buy shit that you want?
Join the /easy job/ master race and start livin' easy. Having an /easy job/ combined with getting over >no gf is like reaching enlightenment. I feel in control of my life and myself. There's no anxiety or stress, pretty rad.
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That sounds pretty cool OP. Seems like you're set.
I just applied at subway. Does anyone know if that's a hard job or not? Making sandwiches seems easy but I'm not sure, I've been NEET for 5 years and have never had a job.
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>>34047189
its all fun and games until you're in your 30s still in those "easy jobs"
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>>34047901
your gonna do fine m8
its god damn sandwiches not rocket science
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What does this mean. I've seen this on chads and stacys Facebook.
"ILY (:"
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I love yuri
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>>34047159
It's something we will never be able to truly experience and understand
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It means Jews own them.
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hey /r9k/
do you consider yourself edgy?
by, let's say, facebook tier normie standards
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>>34047070
Voting for Trump is edgy by those standards
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>>34047070
>30-year-old woman at 23 week of pregnancy was investigated for non-specific abdominal pain. Surgical exploration revealed extensive ischemic bowel necrosis. Multiple segmental resections were performed and abdomen was left open with vacuum assisted dressing, maintained for 48 hours. At the third surgical look the continuity was restored and abdominal wall closed. The foetal condition stayed unperturbed under pharmacologic tocolysis. Pregnancy was carried to full term delivery.
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hell yeah
I love being edgy, only normalfags think edgy is an insult.
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>"Anon, love requires sacrifice. You can't find love if you put yourself always first."
This is as bad as "just b yourself". What is the point in sacrificing more than you gain? You would be living your life for someone else, being a part of someone else. There's no reason to sacrifice without greater gain, and for some reason normies can't seem to realize this.
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wait so a normalfag would just do stuff for free for a little 'love'.
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Love is Patient. Love is Kind.
it does not boast, it is not proud. it does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails.
Love. Hope. Faith.
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I'd sacrifice my life to love a loli for a day.
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>Tfw I had a chance to get a qt belly gf
>Sperged out and ruined it
Is there anyway to redeem myself?
Posting this again my old thread archived or whatever.
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Smoke pot and jack off thinking about her desu baka senpai
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>>34047017
But I don't smoke fampai :((( and I just want to cuddle with her.
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Why is no one posting in my thread :((((((
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It's about to happen Anon...
There is nothing anyone can do now..
We are deeply sorry...
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The Apocalypse? My rebirth as a Phoenix?
Your eyes are Candy
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what exactly is happening cartoon nigger.
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what is happening...please tell me...im scared
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I've done nothing other than masturbate, refill my acne prescription, fix Windows 10 on my PC, and eat 1/4 of an activated almond torte cake which I know want throw up today. I can't take many more days like this
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Sounds like a comfy life to me
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Don't worry anon there is a fine world ahead
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>>34046775
why dont you go out and get laid.
its really easy just be youself
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Image limit reached so made a new thread. Okay?.
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yes that's okay, anon.
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need a steam gf to play video games with
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steamcommunity.com/id/Tomoko420
>tfw no tomoko bf
please
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>tfw raised to be a spineless beta cuck
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>>34046655
>Tfw raised by psycho mom
>alcoholic dad was "unfit" to raise me
>would have rather lived with father who wasn't yelling at every drop of the hat than my psycho mom
custody to women by default amirite, at least dad managed to hold a job
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>>34046701
>raised by autoritarian mum
>made fun off by older roastie sister
Basically the same as you but tweaked details
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>>34046752
I have no idea why society thinks women are such pure angels, women are the most psychologically fucked up beings in this planet
worst part is they don't even have the self reflection capability to see how fucked up they truly are, guess my mom is the biggest reason i have zero respect for women
i mean seeing roasties in real world acting like the world is their oyster isn't helping but still i think it is rooted at the environment i grew up in too and the fact that the "female role model" i was supposed to have was crazy
oh well here's to being NEET
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Is there a single SJW 'issue' that has any validity and actually benefits society in any meaningful way?
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>>34046498
expansion of welfare programs. this is necessary as increasing automation is going to put a huge number of people out of work who will be pissed and cause massive crime if they're left out in the cold
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It's actually pretty nice in the workforce.
Everybody gets frustrated at something sometime, but it does add a layer of professionalism and fair standards.
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>>34046536
Liberal economics and SJWism aren't the same thing. Basic income has nothing to do with giving people benefits for being minorities.
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Ask here and your wish will be granted
I'll be handing them
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I wish OP was not a faggot.
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>>34046488
Granted, now OP is fucking your mom
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>>34046452
POW, you're out!
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Reminder:No girl will ever love you because of your small dick 2017-01-10 08:56:08 Post No.34046446
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Reminder:No girl will ever love you because of your small dick
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Even if you manage to get a gf, if you don't have at least 6 inches she is probably cheating on you.
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>>34046446
>Tfw I am happy with being average fag
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>>34046446
>tfw 6 inches
Average as hell but whatever, all girls I've been with love it.
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>>34046446
Having 7 inches or more doesn't guarantee she won't cheat. Chads get cucked too.