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>women act like egotistical, self-obsessed, careless retards
>but they look cute

why does life have to tease us so much.

and traps don't count since they can't be thicc.
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>thicc traps

Someone prove him and me wrong,I wanna be wrong right now.
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it's the best proof that god exists and hates us
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>implying traps cant be thicc

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Is being a stuffer taking a fetish too far? I want to do it, but I'd like to do it as safely as possible. Has anyone here had any experience with gaining or dating a stuffer?
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>>34047679
Gaining and stuffing are pretty different.

Which is it you want to do? and are you a boy or girl?
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>>34047718
What's the difference? Is gaining the more permanent weight gain while stuffing is just temporary?
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where do i find a belly girl to stuff with my dic
i love a little chub

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Is this a herpes sore?
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No, it's just your small dick
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might be. Might not be. They can vary a lot. Either shell out for the very unreliable blood test, get it swabbed or just see if it recurs. no one here is a fucking doctor
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>>34048004

>4.5 inches flaccid
>small
top kek, mein freund :^)

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>mom found the MLP bondage porn folder
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Get yo shit together motherfucker
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>>34047615
god speed op are you gonna an hero?
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good fucking fight op.

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>your life will never be an anime

why live?
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>>34047598
to watch anime obviously
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You never know
It could happen
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If you want it bad enough I'm sure it'll become real eventually.

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Painless methods of suicide?

Unknown to my parents I'm failing out of college and have little drive to do anything but drink. If my grades are too bad by the end of this semester such that I can't transfer I'm going to end it, just would like some advice. Also some ways to soften the blow on family/friends would be much appreciated.
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Why the fuck do people care so much about grades?? I just dont see why people actually have the idea to kill themselves if they get low grades. get your shit together anon
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>>34047573
College is one thing, but even kids at my highschool killed themselves over grades. Like 5 kids in 3 years. It's retarded
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The Order is always looking for blood. Kill yourself right outside your local hospital or public officials office. It'll be easier during the feast.

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we post our top 4 sites from chrome new tab

robots grade us
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>he fell for the google jew meme

hahahaha how does it feel to be supervised
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I don't use chrome because chrome is a botnet

I bet you are so stupid you still have prediction services and error handling left on

I bet you are unironically logged into your Google account on your fucking browser just to make sure Google has all your information tied directly to you

Use Firefox instead
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>>34047550
> use firefox instead

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Why aren't you investing with no commission and making $400 a day?
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>>34047484
which app
oreganissimo
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I tried that in 2008 just before The Great Recession (yes that's the actual name).

Guess how that went.
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>>34047530

Robin hood huhuhu

>>34047484

Cause I lose money

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Anybody ever received actual death threats before? Post stories if they're interesting.

Worst I've had is some edgy furry sending me screenshots of a "hitman website" from "the deep web" that turned out to be fake (he got banned after too kek).
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>>34047466
I'll fucking kill you for posting this
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I've had numerous death threats, it's usually all bark. Should only take it seriously if they break one of your limbs or stab you, which did occur to me, in that case best you can do is stay safe and carry a weapon with you
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>>34047508
H-he was joking, right guise???

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Which country genuinely has the prettiest women in terms of volume and frequency?
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Central Eastern Europe, so Polish, Czech, etc
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>>34047492
Ukraine and Belarus.
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>>34047461

Estonia looks pretty sexy

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Could you gain a femanons trust if you cut your own finger like a yakuza and promise to be loyal?
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>>34047447
I thought they cut off their finger if they weren't loyal, or if they wanted to quit the yakuza.
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>>34047880
They have to cut a piece off if they fuck up to show their loyalty
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>>34047921
Why would you want a femanons trust so badly that you'd cut off a finger though? What's the benefit? Sounds like the ultimate cuck move.

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I'm a female fat fetishist. I want a boyfriend that's somewhat tall and over 300 pounds. He can't be submissive. Where do I find him? Are there any fat alpha type of guys?
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>>34047297
>I'm a female fat fetishist. I want a boyfriend that's somewhat tall and over 300 pounds. He can't be submissive. Where do I find him? Are there any fat alpha type of guys?

Hi im 5'7 and 102 pounds
Please date me! I love you!

If you get three more guys like me we can be the 300 pound bf you want
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>>34047297
Yes. But you won't find them here, stupid roastie, no alphas on here.
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You've posted this thread before, and I know you're a male.
I'm 6'3 and 250ish but I won't take part in this thread again.

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>Be me.
>Quit being a beta and start doing something for myself
>Start going to the gym
>Start a diet
>Start being more social
>6 months later
>Holy fuck it actually works
>Less angry all the time
>Normies want to hang out whit me
>Go to parties
>Feels good to be alive
>Meet qt girl, short hair, quirky
>MyType.png
>Ask her number
>She gives to me
>Ask her out
>She agrees
>First date its the best fucking day of my life
>Second Date we make out
>But she is sad while telling me somehting
>"Anon, this is wrong, i have a Boy Friend"
>Oh shit
>"But you are so hot, please don't leave me"
>Oh yhea
>Later on she told me that she broke up whit the midget of her boyfriend
>But still don't want to be in a relationship whit me because she thinks she is a whore and "someone like you need someone to treat you well "
>She still wants to go out whit me
>She actually just want to fuck whit me
>We have been fucking for a month
>I just wanted some love, not this
>Tfw Fuckfriendzoned
>Realize that im upset for have sex without the need to actually have to worry about her
I already accepted the situation, but man, i was hoping some animeish corny relationship, real life its so insensitive. but its ok still.
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>>34047282
Don't enter in a relationship with someone who cheats, jesus man. You dodged a bullet. She is also fishing for complements and hoping you will tell her she is not a whore and you will be her boyfriend. Avoid her.
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how old are you
just out of curiosity

orignalo
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You sound like a faggot OP. Women do not love like men do. They do not have unconditional love.

You will continue to hurt until you accept and internalize this.

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any fellow exmuslims here?
We are the true robots.
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>>34047281
I really like it when girls make goofy faces, no idea why
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ex muslim? are you on the run from your family? I was raised in a very hardline Roman Catholic family and pretty much had to go on the run as soon as i let slip that i dont want to be religious
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>>34047313
I haven't come out to my family, nor will I ever. They've gotten increasingly religious over the years too which is very unfortunate. My parents have done a lot for me so I can't find it in me to tell them I don't believe in that bullshit.

I'm forced to live a lie basically. Are hardcore christian families really that bad too?

>it's another robots claiming waifus episode

kagari is claimed
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>Jenna Coleman is claimed
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Yozora is mine <3
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"A whistle blows, recalling a thousand emotions crowded in their hearts
The train waddles along the stellar ocean with the endless dreams and romances aboard
Into their childhood which everyone has passed through once
they started a journey, the mysterious lady Maetel and Anon"

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