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Two years ago i told a girl to kill herself and she actually did.

Backstory:

She had my skype because I knew her personally. I went to school with this girl for years, and she was my best friend. When we went into highschool, there was a lot of pressure on having sex, talking about sex, all of that. I, as a gay teen that had never had sex with a girl (and wasn't interested in doing so, either), asked her to pretend to date me to hide my sexuality. I live in the south and in our school, if you were LGBT you might as well be a flamingo in the middle of a flock of pigeons. When she was having problems with her own sexual identity, she came out as trans to me. I was fine with it, being gay myself it was something I understood. It was safer to hide how we were than to share. However, we were overheard and the information spread quick. She thought that I told people that she was trans, I thought that she told people I was gay. I pushed her away hoping it'd make people ease up on the bullying on me. I noticed that she got worse and worse in health, in weight, she would constantly wrap her chest in ways that I know were unhealthy. She refused to talk to anyone. We distanced ourselves. I hadn't seen her for a long time. We'd both graduated and she talked to me out of the blue, just called me on skype. She sounded so happy... She sounded okay. We were having serious conversation for a while but started to joke around, and I was used to joking like I normally joke on imgur... "kys" type things. I said it to her, it really just slipped out. She said to me, "Actually, that's why I called you." I didn't understand at first. She thanked me for being her friend. I tried to get her to calm down and stop what she was trying to do. She didn't stop, and I lost a friend.

To me, all I did was ruin her by blaming a situation on her that wasn't her fault. I removed myself, her one friend, for the sake of making it easier to handle for me.
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>>34048105
Her last words to you were thanking that you were her friend. Remember that anon. She forgave you. Forgive yourself
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>>34048105
That's what happens when you fall for the trans meme
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shes in hell now burning as all who turn away from JEHOVA do.

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Should i masturbate in my university library? there is nobody facing me and i might be able to get away with it
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>>34048053
Someone once did it and now we have pictures of him masturbating in the library, some random creep that wasn't even part of the university
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>>34048053
don't they have security cameras?
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there won't be pictures of me because i only have a flip phone and too much work

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Hi, robots!
How many of these will kill me?
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>>34048008
What the fuck is wrong with your 1's?
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You're just going to puke it up
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>>34048008
I don't know. I've drank two fifths in a night and I just had a really bad hangover for three days.

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Just remember, as pathetic as you guys may be for giving 'fembots' all the attention you do, /pol/ is worse. Women, especially minority women, attention whore on there all the time to get attention from the 'alpha' white boys that ignore them in real life, and the faggots on /pol/ give them that attention.

Why is /pol/ even more pathetic and cucked than /r9k/?
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>>34047993
she's super-cute though, I don't mind at all
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>>34048082

But don't you realize that you are just giving some random autistic slut undeserved attention? She only wants Chad, all those women go on /pol/ and /r9k/ and the internet in general to get the validation Chad never gave them. And men give them what they want every single time, it's so pathetic.
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most people who post on /pol/ also post on /r9k/.

I usually reserve my sadness for /r9k/ and my anger for /pol/. I feel it's a pretty healthy dynamic.

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since there is often discussion about "fembots" I was thinking about my own experience with girls on 4chan and they all seem to fit into one of these four types. Posted it in another thread but noone noticed so I made my own


The "Eliza"
>most likely underage
>would do anything for attention from men
>flashes body parts on cam
>openly collects beta orbiters


The bored femanon
>in early/mid 20s
>STEM student or works in that field
>either has a boyfriend who posts here or only occasionally lurks
>aloof and grumpy


le quirky memes
>first year of college
>your stereotypical hipster
>runs a facebook meme page or spams memes on twitter
>lesbian and/or feminist


the savior
>around 18
>overly enthusiastic and positive
>has pity for robots
>wants to help sad people
>will run away as soon as you start to fall in love with her


has anyone made similar observations? I tried to keep it as objective as possible. Don't mind my autism
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I'd add self loathing camwhores..

not any more. I'm actually kinda nice desu. Probably fit most into the last category. But not 18 nd definitely not positive. I don't think you're all bad but the attitudes of some of you frustrate me. I had one of you, a perfectly normal looking young guy on kik crying about how he's not chad but mostly his rather horrible personality shone though. I eventually ghosted because I just couldnt get through to him at all. (i'm sorry)
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Thankfully girls are literal whores and will suck cock in the coming Kosher fueled nightmare yet the robots would love it wouldn't they. Superior Jehova Hebrew men chosen by JEHOVA himself to cuck your women.
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>>34047945

Lacks a category for females that are otherwise average but somewhat nerdy and dysfunctional to a varying degree. They often cause or get into all kinds of drama. This type somewhat crosses with "Eliza".

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>literally zero friends now

Rock bottom, guys.
Anyone else at rock bottom?
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>>34047892
>literally zero friends now
since 2010 after graduating high school
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I'm not quite there yet but I feel myself getting closer every single day and no matter what I try, I can't escape it. There is no worse feeling than knowing that no matter what you do, you're stuck in a downward spiral that will only end when you reach rock bottom.
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>>34047935
I'm 19 and my Steam friend unfriended me. Completely friendless.

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You cannot be a Robot if you are gay, prepare to be banished faggot
FINISHING MOVE: BANISH FIST OF DOOM
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>>34047850
Nice try, Frogposter.

RAGING BULL COUNTER-ATTACK!
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>>34047886
Heh, nice try faggot, prepare to be full of bullets *Fires gun*
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>>34047981
You think that bullets can hurt me, The Abomination of the Children of Ammon?

You will perish in the fires of my forbidden technique!

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My first and last gf leaves me after 2 years.
>Graphic Arts major in uni
>Find a qt art girl in my studio.
>Flirt a bit, get her Kik.
>Pic Related happens
>Make a collab of it
>Post it to /r9k/ minutes later our convo ends.

What is wrong with me?
Why is every qt girl I flirt is either taken or a dyke?

Also AMA
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>gf
fucking kill yourself, disgusting normie scum
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why didn't you just chad it and fuck her anyway?
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>>34047832
she wasn't your gf muppet, you weren't dating.

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Does America really exist or is it just a meme-base to pervade other countries through a so-called "soft culture" manufactured in Israel?
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>>34047813
Governments aren't actually real anon. It's just a super meme that twisted fucks cuck people with.

Why do gangs exist when people who aren't criminals vastly outnumber them and could crush them instantly?

Because they're under the protection of the super meme.
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>>34047918

But if Israel is a gang ruling over sub-gangs ruling over cucks, then what is Israel's super meme?
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>>34047969
Jehova The All Seeing Dung Beetle.

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>tfw just passed in front of my schizophrenic uncle in the street and he didn't even react because he was catatonic as fuck
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>>34047770
sorry to hear that OP.


big league
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>>34047770
my uncle is a mentally broken alcoholic who has lived in his mothers house his whole life and he's 65. Sometimes I see him out and about and he looks like a homeless man.

I'm worried thats going to be my destiny.
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>>34047770
ls he hot?

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So robots would you go out with a disabled girl?
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disabled people should fuck with disabled people, this thing is too creepy for me
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>>34047769

Depends on the disability & severity, desu
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>>34047769
Whats wrong with her?

Is she like missing a hand? Yeah that's fine i don't care at all. Probably not if it's something significant like mental disability or like those bone diseases.

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>tfw you die
>disappear forever
>no more consciousness
>you will never eat delicious food, sleep, take a shit, fap, play video games...anymore
>your family members will come to your funeral and will be annoyed by the fact that they have to waste their time for you and pretend to be sad

Afterlife doesn't exist and there's no reincarnation, How can there be such things when the world is so random, pointless and cruel?
Nothing makes sense in this world, the truth is out there and it's probably better that we don't know it. We live our lives with lies, acting like we can change things but in reality your path is just a straight line.
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>>34047760
That sounds nice. Why would anyone want to exist forever?
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>>34047997
and how is non existence a good thing? You can't experience nor good things neither bad things, sounds scary as fuck to me.
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>>34048016
good thing you wouldn't be able to experience fear.
>hopefully

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Is he a robot? I've listened to a couple episodes of his podcast and he sounds like a robot.
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>>34047748
I'm listening to him now coincidentally, He's very much a robot and I'll link his first podcast which is a quick 30 min. listen for anyone interested. I've watched his content ages ago in HS and if you're a robot, you'll very much relate to him. He's literally the anti-e-celeb.

https://youtu.be/kVttZqOUlgQ
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>>34047748

Fuck NY for making cigarettes unaffordable.
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Probably not a robot considering hes actually successful at what he does.

But he definitely browses 4chan

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NEET days are over
Tomorrow I start a new job as a cashier as in a very small supermarket.
I will be the only male cashier there, luckily the other cashiers are girls around my age.
any advice?
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>>34047721
stop being a wagecuck
origino
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>>34047839
at least the workplace in walking distance from my house.
I just hope I won't fuck it up because then I will feel awkward to go there for shopping
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Bump hsjdirjdjfjfjfjfjfjf

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Doctor said I had to lose weight
what are some healthy meals?
>inb4 /fit/
that place is full of fags, I want your opinions because people here are smarter
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>people here are smarter

Your right.
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Meat cooked in a pan with salad on the side for dinner.
Healthy cereals and fruit for breakfast.
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>>34047690

Doctors say a lot of things anon.

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