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Anonymous
2017-01-10 11:03:35 Post No.34048807
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Anonymous 2017-01-10 11:03:35 Post No. 34048807 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw girlfriend's boyfriend is taller and more handsome than me

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Anonymous 2017-01-10 11:07:21 Post No.34048877
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>>34048807
>girlfriends boyfriend

What??

Anonymous 2017-01-10 11:12:12 Post No.34048965
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>>34048807
how would you be taller than your self?
unless you're a cuck, that explains girlfriends boyfriend.

either that or shes not your gf and you think she is.

Anonymous 2017-01-10 11:24:16 Post No.34049210
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>>34048877
>>34048965
you stupid fucks. have you ever heard of polyamory?

Anonymous
Decide what religion I will be! 2017-01-10 10:58:30 Post No.34048705
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Decide what religion I will be! Anonymous 2017-01-10 10:58:30 Post No. 34048705 [Report] [View this topic]

I've decided I'm going to join a new religion after years of being a fedora tipper. I want to add new meaning to my life, or at least try to. I now have to decide which one I will choose. Judaism seems pretty comfy, but joining seems really difficult. Dubs decide my new religion.

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Anonymous 2017-01-10 10:59:52 Post No.34048728
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>>34048705
Buddhist monk is objectively patrician

Anonymous 2017-01-10 11:00:27 Post No.34048740
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>>34048705
Any variant of nihilism (OP's choice)

Anonymous 2017-01-10 11:00:33 Post No.34048742
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Anonymous 2017-01-10 11:00:33 Post No.34048742 [Report]

rolling for da j00s

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2017-01-10 10:51:14 Post No.34048576
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Anonymous 2017-01-10 10:51:14 Post No. 34048576 [Report] [View this topic]

>"Hey, I got a secret to tell you"
>puts mouth right next to ear
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

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Anonymous 2017-01-10 10:59:59 Post No.34048731
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>>34048576
sounds like a p good prank desu

Anonymous 2017-01-10 11:14:36 Post No.34049010
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>>34048576

*elbow him in the gut*

Anonymous 2017-01-10 11:15:53 Post No.34049043
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Anonymous 2017-01-10 11:15:53 Post No.34049043 [Report]

>"Hey, wanna hear the secret?"
>Sure!
>Leans in
>Puts tongue in ear

That was the thing in high school

Anonymous
2017-01-10 10:50:47 Post No.34048568
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Anonymous 2017-01-10 10:50:47 Post No. 34048568 [Report] [View this topic]

any of you guys like slayer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTlS2UDWuww

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Anonymous 2017-01-10 10:53:19 Post No.34048606
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I used to but since I got into prog rock and metal I now try to listen to thrash and I think how could I even like this

Anonymous 2017-01-10 10:54:24 Post No.34048626
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metal is for children and i am no longer a child so no i do not like slayer

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CURSED

BLACK MAGIC NIGHT

WEVE BEEN STRUCK DOWN

DOWN IN THIS HELL

SPELLS SURROUND ME DAY AND NIGHT

STRICKEN BY THE FORCE OF EVIL LIGHT

THE FORCE OF EVIL LIGHT

Anonymous
A moment of silence 2017-01-10 10:50:27 Post No.34048559
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A moment of silence Anonymous 2017-01-10 10:50:27 Post No. 34048559 [Report] [View this topic]

Our boy, Dylann "Raise the roof on a bible study group" Roof has been sentenced to death.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38578107

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Anonymous 2017-01-10 10:51:13 Post No.34048575
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>>34048559

Dylann Roof isn't our boy, he's /pol/s boy, and a spoiled normie.

Fuck off back to your normie containment board.

Anonymous 2017-01-10 11:03:06 Post No.34048794
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If you read his wiki it was all white people who treated him like shit, and kicked him when he was down. He basically lived like a low income black person up until he went nuts. Then the retard goes and murders some black people.

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>>34048575
>>34048794
Its about the ideologies dum dums.Hes tired of white people acting like pic related.You guys have bevome cucks and he snapped

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Anonymous 2017-01-10 10:45:42 Post No. 34048463 [Report] [View this topic]

>jobs I can do from home

I only need to earn slightly less than 18k a year

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Anonymous 2017-01-10 10:54:42 Post No.34048633
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>tfw almost brownpilled

This requires a starting amount of money which will be hard to pay off, but you could farm bitcoins.

buy silver. better than gold cuz china will get the gold standard again soon which will fuck us all over.

stocks.

aside from that, you need skill.

you could get whitehatting, usually companies will pay you a very hefty amount of money if you found a bug in their code without telling anyone and telling them. not a job but a fuckton of money.

Anonymous 2017-01-10 10:59:02 Post No.34048711
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>>34048463
>enlightened iron pill
>avoids gmos

kekkidies

Anonymous 2017-01-10 11:01:58 Post No.34048771
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>>34048633
how do you farm bitcoins?

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Lucid Dreaming 2017-01-10 10:43:27 Post No.34048423
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Lucid Dreaming Anonymous 2017-01-10 10:43:27 Post No. 34048423 [Report] [View this topic]

Do any of y'all robots lucid dream?

I have been wanting to get into it recently, as it seems like the perfect robot hobby. The WILD technique seems fine, but I'm having trouble getting it to work. I get to what feels like just before sleep paralysis, then I sorta freak out and everything resets.

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Anonymous 2017-01-10 10:57:18 Post No.34048684
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W.I.L.D.'s for pro level 200 Seers you moron.

Anonymous 2017-01-10 11:00:56 Post No.34048752
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>>34048684
What would you suggest as a more beginner-friendly method?

Anonymous 2017-01-10 11:02:04 Post No.34048773
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>>34048752
Assuming a healthy sleep schedule, it's way easier to lucid dream, and dream in general, by taking naps in the afternoon.

I always have very vivid dreams taking a nap after lunch (12pm to 1 pm)

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2017-01-10 10:38:50 Post No.34048337
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Anonymous 2017-01-10 10:38:50 Post No. 34048337 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw no Finn Wolfhard bf

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Anonymous 2017-01-10 10:41:38 Post No.34048387
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>>34048337

>tfw when no American Gigolo boyfriend

Anonymous 2017-01-10 10:41:55 Post No.34048393
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>>34048337

He looks like a little faggot.

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>>34048393
IJLHSM

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2017-01-10 10:38:16 Post No.34048323
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Anonymous 2017-01-10 10:38:16 Post No. 34048323 [Report] [View this topic]

come and join the r9k discord
and get some new friends! join us!
https://discord.gg/hahSYCa

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Anonymous 2017-01-10 10:39:18 Post No.34048350
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fun last night, original pepper

Anonymous 2017-01-10 10:42:23 Post No.34048401
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Anonymous 2017-01-10 10:42:23 Post No.34048401 [Report]

why u bully me
im only 8

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Not gonna lie, ~~it really, really hurts to live.~~

Anonymous
Anime OST Thread 2017-01-10 10:34:59 Post No.34048261
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Anime OST Thread Anonymous 2017-01-10 10:34:59 Post No. 34048261 [Report] [View this topic]

What is the best Anime OST and why is it Uninstall by Ishikawa Chiaki?

oooo OOOOOO OOOOH UNINSTAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL

http://hnng.moe/f/MPs

Post your favorite anime OSTs robots

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Anonymous 2017-01-10 10:57:58 Post No.34048691
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Anonymous 2017-01-10 10:57:58 Post No.34048691 [Report]

What is your favorite Naruto OST guys...

Anonymous 2017-01-10 10:59:29 Post No.34048722
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Anonymous 2017-01-10 10:59:29 Post No.34048722 [Report]

>best anime ost
>not Gyakkyou Burai Kaiji
how to spot an underage/normalfag 101

Anonymous 2017-01-10 11:13:06 Post No.34048979
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>>34048722
is this the song you are talking about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vv_u00Yk6w
boring to be honest with you

it sounds like literally every other anime OST

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2017-01-10 10:34:48 Post No.34048256
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Anonymous 2017-01-10 10:34:48 Post No. 34048256 [Report] [View this topic]

>you will never be a special forces operator because your mental illness disqualified you from joining the army

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Anonymous 2017-01-10 10:35:28 Post No.34048272
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>>34048256
Good, I wouldn't trust me with a weapon anyway.

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>>34048256
>tfw I can't be a tranny and a Navy SEAL at the same time
>tfw I will have to either choose one or the other, as the lifestyles are not compatiable whatsoever

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>>34048394
Disgusting. Go to /LGBT/ you fucking sick faggot

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Anonymous 2017-01-10 10:33:08 Post No. 34048216 [Report] [View this topic]

You're in a Skype group and this guy virtually slaps your crush's ass. What do you do, /r9k/?

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Anonymous 2017-01-10 10:34:19 Post No.34048244
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>>34048216
accept that she would obviously prefer to be with him and move on

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>>34048216
Pull on that 50 mm incel philtrum then fuck HIS girl
Lol
Just lol

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>>34048216

Ask him to chat in private and then show him my dick

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Male slavery? 2017-01-10 10:31:13 Post No.34048178
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Male slavery? Anonymous 2017-01-10 10:31:13 Post No. 34048178 [Report] [View this topic]

Do we live in a society where you're a slave just because you're born male?

According to French state0funded philosophy, yes!

Real, slavery, not memes like wage slavery!

Men have their LIBERTY taken apart from them, by the draft.

Their right to use their body is taken apart too, by circumcision.

Women are free to choose their jobs, but through gender quotas men in many places aren't.

Do you agree with the French philosophy view that men are slaves?

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Anonymous 2017-01-10 10:38:42 Post No.34048333
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>>34048178
Special thanks to the French philosophy student who explained this >>34044803

Anonymous 2017-01-10 10:49:26 Post No.34048539
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Oh don't worry bout it Anon dear. Everyone is a slave to the Jew in the end. It doesn't matter.

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>>34048539
>Jewish men get circumcised just like the rest of the boyim
Really makes you think.

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Anonymous 2017-01-10 10:30:54 Post No. 34048172 [Report] [View this topic]

>talk to myself and laugh at my own jokes since i'm alone all the time
>can't tell if i'm actually funny due to severe autism

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Anonymous 2017-01-10 10:32:32 Post No.34048200
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>>34048172
That's hilarious, man. Nice one!

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>>34048172
If u laugh at your own jokes u might not be that funny. U never know tho talk to some people and find out

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>>34048331
not op but i sometimes laugh at my own jokes by myself

then other people laugh at my jokes too...

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Anonymous 2017-01-10 10:30:18 Post No. 34048163 [Report] [View this topic]

Who else /klinefelter/ here

>tfw strange lanklet
>tfw lumbar lordosis and low muscle tone
>tfw minor learning difficulties
>tfw anxiety and depression
>tfw hourglass figure
>tfw most weight gained goes to ass

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Anonymous 2017-01-10 10:32:47 Post No.34048211
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>>34048163
>>34048163
i had the problem anon, im a 6'1 guy. it took me a while to fix my body, i had to be put on a diet and regularly exercise, if you can make your chest big enough it wont look strange.

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>>34048163

What kind of learning difficulties?

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>>34048211
did you just bulk?
I've been doing streches recently to correct the back curve, considering physical therapy though.

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