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https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=aea_1485196388

This is what all rapists deserve desu. Do you agree /r9k/?
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>>38934985
That's what you deserve, OP. I hope your mother finds you hanging from the ceiling.
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>>38935104
I've never had to rape a girl. They have all willingly invited me inside them :)
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>>38935207
>all

not one
stop lying
fucking virgin

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So I got a tinder and matched with this girl I went to school with who is a far left radical feminist and I'm a rightwing Trump supporter. She is absolutely nuts but I just want to fuck her. What do?
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>>38934957
That isn't her in OP if you are wondering
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Fuck her man tf you mean it's a tinder hookup
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>>38934957
tell her you think she's absolutely nuts but you want to fuck her

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>tfw no survivalist gf
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>>38934938
I want her to skin my goose, if you know what I mean.
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>>38934938
>swedish

100% getting destroyed by arab cock tonight mate. Sorry whitey.
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>>38935066
She's Austrian :x

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Beta females stay home and fuck their dragon dildoa while STACY eats pizza and fuck chad
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>Stacy eating more than me
hmmmm
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>>38934904
The beta female should be fatter.
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>>38935022
you're quite right, originally

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Which cute anime girl do you have the most pictures saved of, anon?
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>>38934891
lain. let us all love lain, friends
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My pc is full of this cutie
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>>38934912
But are they cute pictures?

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anyone else keep telling themselves they will get by just fine if they just keep their head low and then still end up doing autistic things and looking like a retarded faggot anyway?
it's making me contemplate going on medication. SSRIs or something
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>>38934882
I felt that way for a long time. I refused to take SSRIs at first but I finally caved in and helped a lot. I can talk to people normally and look them in the eye. I can even speak to girls without feeling nauseous or sweating. My depression is completely gone too. I had some side effects with not getting erection at first and diarrhea but that passed. It was also hard finding the right dosage since it could make me too hyper or even cause suicidal thoughts to come back if I took too much, but I found it eventually.
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>>38934882
Probably would be better if you looked up and see what's infront of you instead stumbling over yourself and bump into things when you just look at your feet.
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>>38934953
not sure if you're memeing
it's a figure of speech, im not literally keeping my head down.
what i meant is i'll be fine if i limit my actions and choices because i always end up doing bold and stupid things and end up giving off signs that i'm a sperg.

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You all disgust me. Let me tell you good for nothing retards a little something.

I'm what you would call an enhanced Cyborg. I have the looks of a normie chad but the mindset and characteristics of an absolute genius autistic robot. I struggle talking to females, and i am hindered in social situations but for some different reasons:
-girls don't want someone hotter than them
-other girls ie. cashiers flirt with you all the time and it's fucking annoying
-get starred at in public constantly
-people expect retardation from you because you're gifted in the looks department
-9 times out of 10 you're a fuck up because you thought your looks would carry you
-girls use you for status
-it's stylish for a girl to talk to hot guys, thats it

Too lazy to write them all but i can go on for days literally. Now you tell me you robot fuck. I'm telling you as someone who can make any panty fall, any pussy contract, any thot jaw drop - that women are garbage and they should be looked at as such. They do nothing, they know nothing, and they are incapable of changing. How dare you guys cry about not being able to talk to "girls" wtf is wrong with you? What kind of benefit is that?

Any other cyborgs feel the same? Seeing retard robots crying about the most minuscule thing on earth aka a relationship aka a death trap

>pic related, it me
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why don't you just go to "the club" and act like a degenerate?

touch girls and stuff, make out with them. how hard can it be? be a degenerate for 1 day, get numbers and shit.
i can't even do that because i look like a caveman.
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I'm sorry you were born gay OP, but there are lots of faggots on this board for you to connect with
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Dude. I used to be like you.

Then the BIG GUY started zapping me with his heart attack lazer.

Now I'm some kind of super powered autite because it only made me stronger.

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redpill me on the sun
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>believing in the Solar Jew
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>>38934830
The Sun is a good guy and doesn't afraid of anything.
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>>38934830
sun is literally the most beta star

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Hey anon, are you refreshing the front page of r9k and only seeing sub par threads? Have you hidden most of them, and just wish the normans would go back to >>>/out/ instead of shitting up what was once your homeboard with normalfag tier threads? Do you long to connect to other robots, and maybe even want to express yourself through the magic of a comfy game of autismblocks?
If that is the case, then please give this /r9k/-populated Minecraft 1.12 server a try!

IP: NEETparadise.sytes.net

We have
>no drama
>no trap/fembot attentionwhoring
>small, comfy and tight-knit r9k-archetype userbase
>/home, grief prevention and chest guarding plugins
>Well established towns for refugees and rapefugees alike
>Tons of unexplored biomes

We have plenty of settlements that need villagers so please join today!

pic related is one of our numerous villages
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>>38934776
Noob here Cant connect .
Failed to verify username ?
What do?
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>>38934776
do you have factions can I get mod powers bro factions mod powers diamonds pls stop being a fag gimme a stack of diamond boots
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>>38934850
please respond or i have to go play Football Manager with /sp/ faggots

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>be without phone for 25 days as it broke down
>get it back today after repeair
>only messages are from my mum and sister
>tfw literally no friends
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sucks to be you, kiddo
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Bitch please, the only messages i get that my battery is low
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>>38934767
>not being happy that no one annoys you with messages

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What are some movies where the main character is a robot, aside from pic related
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>>38934716
The last life in the universe has a robot protagonist
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>>38934716
Love Exposure.... maybe?

Eraserhead for sure.
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>>38934716
From all the movies I've seen, this is the only one with a 100% robotic character. Everything fits, the isolation, the madness, the obsession over a girl, the trap innuendo...

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>Tfw cut off all my piece of shit "friends" and am much happier as a result
True red pill is realizing that it's better to be alone that surrounded by fakes.
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just wait for the loneliness to set in
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>>38934711
>tfw nobody actually cared about you and makes no effort to contact you
I know this feel, I've deleted literally every form of social app/whatever I have. Even nuked my Steam because it's not like I play games anyways. I can guarantee a year from now nobody I knew will even have wondered where I went.
>>38934735
Loneliness is a meme.
Besides that, having "friends" doesn't really make you less lonely.
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>>38934735
Not as bad as shitty toxic friends for the sake of having friends.

>have you ever had a one night stand or how many one night stands have you had?
>what was your first one night stand like?
>on a scale of 1 to 10 on good looking he/she?
>how did you manage to pull her/him?
>did you see that person again?

don't leave any details out!

>thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hphwfq1wLJs
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>>38934684
I don't engage in such degenerated behaviors
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Fucked a girl from fetlife.

She was an absolute 9/10, I swear. Basically fucked her as hard as I could, while I choked and slapped her (in the face) as hard as I could. By the end my hand honestly hurt. We spoke for a while after as well, but never got to fuck her again. I suspect it's because my dick wasn't big enough. Not that mine is belowr average, but she was a total size queen.
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shit thread

fuck off normie

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Are you there Kat
please respond
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>>38934666
Hi there
origidigi
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>>38934679
can you please pat me on the head
i wish you were around
why did you ghost me
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>>38934699
Is this the same Kat we have in mind?

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Anna,

I miss you.

Do you miss me too? Or am I being way too hopeful?

Shit, you've probably forgotten me already.

No one will ever take your place.

It's been a long time since I've heard from you, and I probably won't hear from you again, but I really hope you are doing okay.
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Dear M


What is your lie you told, E?


reader of letters.
To self,


You can do it!

Self
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>>38935062
M lied about something?
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Dear M

Come back
Please

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