I want to stop using r9k but without it I feel so alone. I spend too much time here and it probably makes me more depressed.
>>34051857
I'm never depressed and I spend all my time here, my secret? Sardines
>>34051857
source?kjiohoug7gy
>>34051857
Ill tell you the secret to stop using /r9k/ if you tell me source
Would you date a girl that was deaf or mute?
>mute
>you'll still never hear anybody say they love you
>>34051789
Yes, since she could always read my lips or we could always communicate through nonverbal means.
she'd also probably be super receptive to touch (like hugging/kissing/etc, not just sex)
>>34051789
yes, if she is nice
What is OP trying to convey when he continues to shitpost this image?
black belt in succin dicc
>>34051783
>pale chick
>choker
>black or ginger hair
>implying muh dicc ain't diamonds
>>34051832
truly amazing combination
>physc 1000(intro) class this morning
>teacher's powerpoint has a meme on every single slide.
>no pepes just advice animals like sarcastic wojak, success baby etc
w-what am i in for lads, is this class just a complete meme like everyone says it is.
any other robots start uni yet
How old is the teacher? Maybe he didn't make the slides himself but had a student do them 5 years ago.
>>34052980
shes in her late 20s i would say.
>>34053055
get her number and bang the memes out of her
Chad friend invited me to a house party where i dont know anyone. Should I go? I'm 18 btw and will be partying with someone thats really close to me like 4 days after so is it even worth it? I think i should go and am making excuses but idk pretty nervous. Pic related is my bud
just go faggot
go and eat someones pussy
i would suck your buddy's dick so much
>just got sentenced to death
wew lads
>>34051620
This dude got exactly what he wanted. He clearly had this as apart of his plan. I think he wants the stormfront guys to see him as some sort of martyr. But even more so, I honestly think he wants to be beaten to death by a black inmate to spark some racial unrest. Too bad the kid is almost as dumb as Elliot Rodger and has no idea. He thinks he's Timothy McVeigh or some representative of some group, but it was one aspie who shot 8 random people in a church. REALLY, THAT was your big racial statement? Did he realize there were church bombings, all he got himself was a death sentence, and no one will give a shit about him or his beliefs. Honestly, NC hasn't killed an inmate for over a decade, he may get it sooner rather than later, considering the severity of his crime, but on average, unless you're in Texas or Florida you may be waiting for a real real real long time, if not forever to get lethal injection.
>>34051620
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-38578107
>Earlier on Tuesday, Roof addressed the jury, saying: "I don't know what good it would do anyway" if they spared his life.
lil nigga clearly doesn't give a fuck
>>34051620
I too think that he wanted death, considering he threw his last chance of defense out of the window. I suppose he thought it was either eternity locked in a cell alone or death.
>Xev Bellringer will never be your mommy
>>34051618
why have you introduced this feel into my system
I'm just waiting for someone to post the webm that a robot asked her to make about chicken tendies.
>>34052084
was that the one from the video where she licks honey off her "sons" dick?
do you ever poop in the shower and waffle stomp it down the drain?
>>34051610
Of course not...because I'm not French
>>34051610
not in my own shower, no
only on a few occasions and moreso because a shit crept up on me when I was already in the process of showering and it's not worth hopping out of the shower onto a toilet while dripping wet and freezing
>This is a sex doll for females
>A literal wife beater trash with a rape mustache doing a thumbs up.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes in*
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
>>34051574
>that soccer jersey
>that face
whats uh...what's going on here
>>34051574
Yeah mate it's a prop for hen parties you fucking autist
>>34051574
Do they look it in the face while they fuck it?
WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH GHOSTING?
>be me
>talking to dude with same personality and calls me beautiful etc for about day
>he says he's going to eat and i go clean my pc
>he never came back
REEEEEEEEEE
>>34051535
$5 says you're a tranny, or you were talking to a (Failed) Chad
>>34051535
Oh, I knew this thread would come up eventually. I think two people have ghosted me so far without even saying goodbye.
Wasn't even something I said. Guess I'm just a boring fuck.
i think youre so beautifull holla back at em gurl yeet yeet
>His country has the death penalty
Americans will defend this
Why do Americans insist on this cruel and inhumane punishment ?
We have a lot of barbaric savages in america who think revenge solves something.
Heartless bastards
>>34051511
I mean, it's pretty good incentive not to be a degenerate criminal if you're already a bad person.
I sure don't plan on committing any death penalty worthy crimes until the 2077 mandate that all virgins over the age of 30 are to be ground into food to solve the global hunger epidemic.
>>34051511
>Tfw you save 5 million tax dollars by death penalty and not life imprisonment.
I miss old /r9k/
during simpler happier times
>>34051456
the power of tfw no gf is too powerful beyond all comprehension, lad.
>>34051456
>happier times
>r9k
>>34051456
That was a more elegant board for a more robotic age. Before the dark times. Before the normies.
I'd feel a lot safer if all bars implemented this. There's too many creeps out there....
What if I actually want an angel shot?
Eww yeah this one creep tried to ask me if I wanted to meet again so I got an angel shot with lime.
>>34051427
Enabling all kind of bullshit really.
>We'll call the police
Oh yeah because that's just what we need more of, liberal cucks wasting time of the law enforcement.
I ree internally at this thread.
independent nation of /britfeel/ edition. Our own country when?
first for comfy cosy cabins
>>34051458
It'd stink like shit and farts all day
Nice
Apparently buzzfeed released a "secret dossier" that was concocted by /pol/
Little gems like this are hidden in the documents, while most of it is realistic sounding bullshit.
This is the best fucking timeline.
Prob the worst place to ask considering most people on here are virgins and betas.
But how do you deal with break ups? This break up has me crushed, can't sleep, eat or have the energy to do anything
What do I do?
>break up advice thread
>>34051389
Alcohol. If you're too young to drink then I'm sorry I cannot help you.
>>34051389
Dealt with the same a few times honestly it's like falling down. You hurt for a little while but the best thing to do is dust yourself off and get back out there. I wasted so much time hanging over some slut who didn't love me the way i lived her and the truth of that showed when I got cheated on last week. I believe in you anon we'll get through it together :)
>>34051389
Yes this is the wrong place, try >>adv