File: aKCAW5x.jpg (105KB, 796x805px) Image search:
[Google]
105KB, 796x805px
HOW the FUCK did my father/grandfathers manage to get Laid why am i fucked up and they were functioning, its like i wasn't raised to be a man
21 Posts / 4 Images
View this topic
>>
>>34052470
>HOW the FUCK did my father/grandfathers manage to get Laid
They weren't autists
>>
>>34052470
>HOW the FUCK did my father/grandfathers manage to get Laid?
If it makes you feel better, maybe your mom and grandma were big ol' ho bags
>>
>>34052498
im pretty sure they were. originhalkslly
File: 1468641245206.png (97KB, 467x496px) Image search:
[Google]
97KB, 467x496px
ROBOTS, ALL OF YOU NEED TO LEARN NEUROSCIENCE RIGHT NOW.
I FIGURED OUT HOW TO PERFORM SELF MAINTENANCE ON MY BRAIN
I MANAGED TO CURE MY AUTISM AND DEPRESSION BY FORCING MY BRAIN TO REARRANGE NEURONS
WE ARE AUTOMATONS, WE ARE LITERALLY ROBOTS, OUR CONSCIOUS IS A MECHANICAL 'GLOBAL MESSAGING SYSTEM' THAT NEEDS TO BE DEFRAGGED AND UPDATED EVERY ONCE IN AWHILE TO PERFORM EFFICIENTLY
MALFUNCTIONS IN THE BRAIN AND DISTORTED MEMORIES CAN LEAD TO DEPRESSION AND SKEWED THOUGHTS. I'VE FINALLY FREED MYSELF FROM THIS SHITTY LIFE. I WILL SURPASS CHAD I WILL LOSE MY VIRGINITY
75 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
Welcome to the club lad, you are the 3254# person to discover this
>>
Okay, how did you do it then??
>>
>>34052447
pls explain exactly how you did it, i was planning on majoring in neuroscience anyways because i know this, but not how it works exactly
File: 1440118608699.jpg (43KB, 850x803px) Image search:
[Google]
43KB, 850x803px
>tfw no daddy bf
;__________________________;
it's impossible to get a bf...
60 Posts / 22 Images
View this topic
>>
File: 1464878555521.jpg (17KB, 400x386px) Image search:
[Google]
17KB, 400x386px
>>34052396
gross
nuh uh. NUH uh.
>>
I'd like to remind you that advice threads belong on /adv/.
>>
only girls get my virgin dick, sorry OP
(No girl(male) kthx)
File: r-8a7kfvyf.jpg (466KB, 1094x1600px) Image search:
[Google]
466KB, 1094x1600px
Anyone else have an Oedipus complex?
6 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
Visited with my mom the other day and she bent over to grab something. The urge to touch her butt was too real..
>>
My mom used to take showers with me and we used to sleep in the same bed together. Took me a long time to see other women as desirable, I was solely fixated on her for too long.
>>
File: 1464378760187.jpg (261KB, 1280x720px) Image search:
[Google]
261KB, 1280x720px
Nope.
orignasd
File: wfgwfa.jpg (29KB, 640x480px) Image search:
[Google]
29KB, 640x480px
Write/draw something in your hand and post it.
13 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
Are you a time traveler? It's not November yet
>>
>>34052362
Anon is Nier Automata any good? Was it reviewed well? Has it hit the bargain bin yet?
>>
>>34053014
They're on the other side of the world, dude. Notice the date format?
File: o-KRISTEN-STEWART-OSCAR-DRESS-2013-facebook.jpg (316KB, 1536x1021px) Image search:
[Google]
316KB, 1536x1021px
>"l think l like you anon ;)"
22 Posts / 11 Images
View this topic
>>
Sorry I'm only into traps
>>
>>34052335
you like fitness girl? how bout' fitnees balllllllls in your mouf?
>>
>>34052335
*Looks behind*
You talking to me?
File: serveimage?url=http%3A%2F%2Ft1.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AANd9GcSL9d9MAI7ni1TxxppClt71MDu20HRKyHO2hoPEFoUG1MLQVGGx&sp=035f2ce6bbedb85fb2e6a6931cadfc15.jpg (5KB, 266x189px) Image search:
[Google]
5KB, 266x189px
Any robots here that simply don't care about virginity anymore? Or desire sex in general?
I've been virgin for a while now, I"ve desired sex and all that, but now, after realizing that women are pretty manipulative and nasty, I now just say to myself "why bother?" and focus on other things.
Like I honestly couldn't care less. It shocking, I never thought I would feel this way.
7 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>34052328
Add friends, family, society and physical health to that list and now you're talking my language
>>
>>34052328
I just want to do it with my waifu
>>
>>34052465
Well, yeah, those are good things. I would honestly rather have good friends than a lover any day.
File: 1482729990442.png (346KB, 439x500px) Image search:
[Google]
346KB, 439x500px
Hey /r9k/ im about to get kicked of my uni if I keep failing everything, whats the worse it can get after dropping uni? I will probably be a NEET. Dont have many friends, im shy, virgin, etc ofc
10 Posts / 4 Images
View this topic
>>
Despair.
>originaldo
>>
It depends on what you do with it.
Sure people will give you shit for fucking up or dropping out, but you can still make something of yourself since you have some experience.
>>
File: 1483393843665.jpg (39KB, 720x720px) Image search:
[Google]
39KB, 720x720px
>>34052310
It happened to me last year anon. Here is what happened.
>flunked out
>too scared to tell my parents
>pretend to go back to college but live in the woods eating canned beans and trail mix for a few weeks
>wander around in the woods all day
>eventually go back home and tell my parents college isn't right for me
>trying to enlist in the military now
>living as a NEET at the moment because literally no one wants to hire me
>probably going to get kicked out and be homeless again if I don't get into the military
Is it spurdo time guys?
Post your very best.
28 Posts / 15 Images
View this topic
>>
File: 15b36fff38af233b421233b94957eccd.png (321KB, 482x475px) Image search:
[Google]
321KB, 482x475px
>>34052213
benis haha :DDD
origano
>>
>>34052213
That is Gondola
original
>>
File: 1483044469360.jpg (2MB, 1240x1748px) Image search:
[Google]
2MB, 1240x1748px
oh finally a comfy post let's start a comfy post also thyme
File: 1483763284908.jpg (41KB, 628x676px) Image search:
[Google]
41KB, 628x676px
i think i may have swallowed a piece of glass in my dinner.
what do i do robots
11 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
How big and how sharp
Best case nothing happens
Worst case you puncture your intestine
The only way to tell before you shit it out is to go get an incredibly, incredibly expensive scan at a hospital
>>
File: 1479359019887.png (78KB, 637x549px) Image search:
[Google]
78KB, 637x549px
>>34052168
Die quietly, what else?
>>
>>34052197
smaller than a dime for sure, probably smaller than half of one.
i bit down on a piece of glass about that big which was what made me suspect. i may not be the most thorough chewer, which is why i'm spooked.
it's probably not sharp, if i did swallow one. the one i bit was not sharp, though i did chip my tootherino
File: egsdfv.png (181KB, 943x373px) Image search:
[Google]
181KB, 943x373px
Take this quiz anons and post the results desu.
31 Posts / 18 Images
View this topic
>>
FORGOT THE LINK KEK
https://youtopiaproject.com/youtopia-16-assessment/
>>
>>34052105
t the same results
>>
>>34052105
I always feel if I'm not doing anything new then I have no real purpose.
Anonymous
WARNING: DO NOT TAKE JOOJOO CANDY 2017-01-11 01:28:37 Post No.34052091
[Report] Image search: [Google]
WARNING: DO NOT TAKE JOOJOO CANDY 2017-01-11 01:28:37 Post No.34052091
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: 1483991351522.jpg (199KB, 660x751px) Image search:
[Google]
199KB, 660x751px
WARNING: DO NOT TAKE JOOJOO CANDY
Anonymous
2017-01-11 01:28:37
Post No. 34052091
[Report]
[View this topic]
There's a NEW DRUG ON STREETS IN GARY, INDIANA and several other parts of the Midwest called JOOJOO CANDY. Whatever you do, do not take it! It's bright pink, it comes in cans and you're supposed to close your nose and chug it as fast as you can. JooJoo candy is several herbs and spices combined with BLENDED INFANTS. It will get you incredibly high, but you're contributing to a vicious epidemic by partaking in this. There are reports of several pregnant women being kidnapped to be harvested for their "Fresh JooJoo." The police are working on this matter, but until then...make sure not to ingest or purchase any JooJoo. If you live in the midwest, make sure your pregnant friends and family are safe. Finally... it is known for some, after they take their first dose of joojoo...their eyes fall out.
27 Posts / 7 Images
View this topic
>>
>>34052091
I tried JooJoo candy, and now I have a stand.
>>
>>34052091
Just for Science, How exactly would one acquire such a substance?
>>
>gary indiana
lmao
File: 1483935089603.jpg (22KB, 444x331px) Image search:
[Google]
22KB, 444x331px
The United States is going to experience a national socialist revolution in 2033, the hundredth anniversary of the greatest event of all time. The Jews are going to finally lose their control of the country.
I am the next Adolf Hitler.
17 Posts / 4 Images
View this topic
>>
can i be yourfarright-hand man?
hahahah get it?
>>
>>34052271
Ecks Dee
Oreganogasthekikes
>>
>>34052045
>2033
You might want to look into the demographics anon. Whites shrink around 8-10% a decade. Every 10 years. It's irreversible. I'd recommend you find a comfy hobby and forget about this shit, because white people will never allow white people to save their race.
File: IMG_0258.jpg (78KB, 633x758px) Image search:
[Google]
78KB, 633x758px
I don't know what to do. I want to go out and kill the people who have caused me great amounts of pain and anguish but I don't have it in me to actually hurt another person. I'm way too nice to everyone. This is driving me to the point of insanity.
8 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
who caused you the pain?
>>
>>34051953
that's okay. it's normal to be angry at things.
try doing something constructive with your rage, like telling us the story behind it!
>>
>>34051953
start small, with small hurtings of other beings
try calling someone online rude names
File: 1484017859882.jpg (47KB, 645x968px) Image search:
[Google]
47KB, 645x968px
>tfw im a virgin by choice
Who else /nodesireforwomen/ here?
25 Posts / 4 Images
View this topic
>>
>>34051927
>virgin by choice
Whatever helps you cope, my dude
>>
>>34051927
>tfw im also a virgin by choice
Well not my choice anyway
>>
>>34051927
>>34051955
Technically he is, because he could go and lose it to a prostitute, a guy or by raping someone anytime he wants.