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Weed, masturbation, and learning about the bronze age.

literally none, you weak faggots need to get out of your bedrooms for five minutes

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>>34053651
I cannot stay sober

>>34053648
I have a feeling this is gonna be me soon

I absolutely hate social media and deleted my facebook long ago

If some roastie whore decides I'm a creep because I don't have social media then fuck her

>>34053648
>>34053700
ye fund a chick who isnt like this....wait a minute is this some kind of RED FLAG for ROASTIES??

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>no social media since myspace circa 2004

never gonna make it

Masturbate, watch TV, play games, contemplate suicide, eat, pet my cat

>>34053587
>pet my cat


yeah pretty much

>>34053563
Do anything to null the pain of existing. I play vidya and drink until I pass out

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beggars can't choosers
as long as she is a biological woman i'm good

>>34053561
Wait, there are 3 races. So if black is opposite to white.... What's the oposite of asian?

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Yeah, but not specifically for that reason. I fucking hate people who do that because they think it makes them look cool or something .

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Outside of family, never
I invited a girl to my house once when I was in elementary school. She had a gameboy advanced and I wanted to play it so I told her to bring it over and ignored her while I played it.

>Went to co-workers house for some drinks
>it was her and her best friend
>after a while they bring up how it would be funny if they put make up on me and beg me to let them do it
>as a self respecting male I had to decline and felt a little insulted that they'd think I'd even entertain the idea
>her bf comes home from work, he's cool though
>end up watching some movies, one about some quirky lesbian chick and a cool 80's sci-fi film
>they ask me what to watch next
>try to get them to watch Troll 2 but they ain't having it
>they put on fucking Sharknado of all things
>it's fucking boring and awful, not even in that "so bad it's good" way, just plain BAD
>make a shitty excuse to leave and drive home a little drunk and disappointed, just like every other time I go there

I haven't spoken to her since and it was a few years ago lol
I still see her at work every day too

10 years ago at a classmate's birthday party, was in 2nd grade (age 7-8)

>>34053401
You're messaging yourseIf?

>>34053414
>You're messaging yourseIf?
why is this so funny?

>>34053401
Well... good for you then?

What? Europe is normie central. It's one giant city where everyone parties and has sex. In america we are spread out and we have far more ugly men who never get laid.

>>34053779
>europe is one country

>>34053393
>be in Germany
>fuck American girl
It's apparently easy to have sex with foreigners.
Sex with an American in America is harder.

>>34053356
Expect a lot of chasing people around, people trying to kick your ass, threatening to kill you etc when they realize who you are. It's one of the more dangerous jobs you can have if you live near a lot of minorities. Just imaging driving into the ghetto hood with your papers, and debow is looking at you like fresh meat. You need to hand him these papers, he needs to take them in his hand. What do op?

>>34053466
>wh the fuc u want whiteboi
I came to give you a lifetime of free food, tyrone!
>why ain't u say that b4 nigga shieeet
Here you go ,you've been served :^)

And run the fuck out

>>34053536
I think you've got a future in this anon! You just outsmart them and make it seem like a happy time. Genius!

yoou look like the next school shooter! i like it, thats sexy

>>34053332
I've been told I could be an undercover Chad but I don't see it myself

>hurr durr I'm a robot guise
>>/soc/
>>/adv/

>>34053325
Is it funny to watch?

Do they have oats to share?

>>34053333
Sort of, until they start chaining themselves to property, standing in front of trucks or trying to climb fences. Pius since mobiles you cant exactly use force so you have to "speak to them".

Depends how many guards needed, one or two might even be put in the actual slaughterhouse where you are forced to hear squealing for 16 hours.

>>34053335

Nah, but you get free pork.

>>34053257
>Chads
>feels
Yeah. I'd be crying too if I got all the pussy and companionship I could ever want.

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>>34053257
Its called /fit/ and /soc/ .They arnt sending thier best.Its time we send em back.Make /r9k/ great again

>>34053294
>>34053299

good points you have m4de

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ever though bout banging your sistermother?

>she was """"""""raped""""""""

I'm sure that's what she told her mom.

>>34053254
It doesn't have to change anything if you don't want it to. However, you could go on a wacky adventure with your childhood friends to track down your rapist pedophile father.

>>34053174
Could you elaborate on what you mean by this?

>>34053815
>get so used to sitting in chair that you have to manually walk

>>34053835
A-Are you ok OP?

>>34053151
Move to Asia or Africa.
Or maybe just start fuggin an old lady if you can stomach beating on the elderly.

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get one thats several points below you
make sure she's fat, has massive insecurity issues
build her to the point where she is literally dependant on your existence in her life, can't live without you
then proceed with hitting when you're angry every now and then

don't beat women mysog

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>And then she said "liking taller guys is just a preference"!

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>>34053121
Good one, Bill.

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>"Maybe you can just find a shorter girl!"