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I got 4 complaints because I was playing music very loudly and banging on the walls around 430am for ~20 minutes straight on a weekday

wagekeks must've been tired during their shifts
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>>34054044
lmao wagies are fucking pathetic
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>>34054044
Fuck you you worthless fucking leach faggot, i fucking hate you. I really do, i would fucking shoot you if i could.
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>>34054044
Just playing loud music at any time of day means you're a faggot

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Is it worth uprooting your life to move to a new state and start over?
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>>34053984
Only if someone you love is there.
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>>34054020
faggot
original i swear. also did i mention this anon is a faggot? well he's a faggot
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>>34053984
No.

I moved about a three hour drive from where I used to live last year. I don't know anyone here and I'd say I spend even more time inside doing nothing as a result.

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Be honest, would you sleep with a man or woman who shows interest in cheating on their significant other with you?
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no and I'd be offended
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>>34053970
This is top tier Hentai
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I wouldn't fuck him, but I would send his girlfriend evidence that he tried to cheat. :)

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Guys, is anyone else always tired?
>too tired to job
>too tired to socialize
>too tired to read my r9k stories
How do you fix this shit?
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>>34053934
Refuel via chicken tendies and mountain dew. Guaranteed to give you maximum energy to shitpost
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>>34053966
desu I think food makes me want to sleep even MORE
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Maybe it's depression?

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https://vid.me/4nrz

Is Agatha a robot? No, I'm serious, listen to this video.

Beep boop.
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Females cant be robots

FPBP
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@34053893
women never robot
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>>34053936
>FPBP
That's like /threading your own post, but 20 times more obnoxious and newfaggy.

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R9K 2017 SURVEY

Copy and paste the questions below into your reply and answer the questions!

You do not need to respond to all questions or explain all your answers, but it would be great if you did!

BEGIN:

1. Are you a NEET? (Yes/No)
Answer:

2. Have you ever had a romantic conversation? (Yes/No)
Answer:
Explain:

3. Are you a virgin? (Yes/No)
Answer:
Explain:

4. Have you ever done an illegal drug including marijuana? (Yes/No)
Answer:
Explain:

5. How many hours do you spend on the computer per day?
Answer:

6. Age?
Answer:

7. Sex? (Male/Female/Non-Binary)
Answer:

8. Location?
Answer:

9. Race?
Answer:

END
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1. Are you a NEET? (Yes/No)
Answer: No, I'm going to community college.

2. Have you ever had a romantic conversation? (Yes/No)
Answer: No.
Explain: I'm lucky enough to be able to talk to women "normally," but actually getting involved is beyond me.

3. Are you a virgin? (Yes/No)
Answer: Yes. Kissless, hugless, and hand-holdless
Explain: Women would rather be hacked apart by a gang of Somalians than look in my direction, and I don't blame them

4. Have you ever done an illegal drug including marijuana? (Yes/No)
Answer: No
Explain: I already have a loose grasp on reality and want to keep what little I have. The rest of my family does weed, though

5. How many hours do you spend on the computer per day?
Answer: At least four or five excluding schoolwork. I play vidya on consoles so that's a few hours excluded.

6. Age?
Answer: 18

7. Sex? (Male/Female/Non-Binary)
Answer: Male

8. Location?
Answer: Seattle area

9. Race?
Answer: White
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Fuck off NSA. Go do your data mining somewhere else.
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>>34053884
1. Are you a NEET? (Yes/No)
Answer: no

2. Have you ever had a romantic conversation? (Yes/No)
Answer: Maybe? Probably?
Explain:

3. Are you a virgin? (Yes/No)
Answer: No
Explain:

4. Have you ever done an illegal drug including marijuana? (Yes/No)
Answer: Yes
Explain: Blasted a bunch of fat rails of coke at a new years eve party. Good times.

5. How many hours do you spend on the computer per day?
Answer: anywhere from 3 to 12

6. Age?
Answer: 20

7. Sex? (Male/Female/Non-Binary)
Answer: Male

8. Location?
Answer: Denmark

9. Race?
Answer: White bwoi

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Fuck it. Comfy media thread. Pics, movies, music, you get the idea
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Vaporwave is very comfy tbqh
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I want to live here so badly...literally my dream home. How do I attain it?
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>>34053930
Any Vaporwave albums you recommend? I'm a semi-fan and I just listen to Jason Sanders mixes on YouTube

This ones pretty good: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K1iS-_EQMGE

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What the fuck is this. Ogrin
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>>34053879
Requesting snake wojack
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>>34053937
>inb4 solid snake wojack
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>>34053879
normies, thats what

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Mommy's gone to bed so she can sleep for work tomorrow

I guess I gotta switch to headphones instead of speakers now..
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>>34053856
Don't inconvenience yourself on account of that bitch.
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I remember those days, anon.. enjoy them while you can.
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You better do that.
You don't want to disturb her sleep.
I'm always wearing headphones because I don't want them to listen my vaporwave or russian music.

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t-this isn't looking promising.
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>>34053807
I sure hope so. Ukraine women are my last hope.
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>>34053807
Hahaha this reminds me of me and my ex, when he tried to kiss me I always pushed him away.

I miss him. I wanna cuddle with him again <3
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>>34053807
If you're white, SE Asian girls are the easiest whores to get on the planet. They're encouraged to marry white men by their own damn fathers.

The downside is SEA women are on average below average looking.

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>To kill for murder is a punishment incomparably worse than the crime itself. Murder by legal sentence is immeasurably more terrible than murder by brigands. Anyone murdered by brigands, whose throat is cut at night in a wood, or something of that sort, must surely hope to escape till the very last minute. There have been instances when a man has still hoped for escape, running or begging for mercy after his throat was cut. But in the other case all that last hope, which makes dying ten times as easy, is taken away FOR CERTAIN. There is the sentence, and the whole awful torture lies in the fact that there is certainly no escape, and there is no torture in the world more terrible. You may lead a soldier out and set him facing the cannon in battle and fire at him and he'll still hope; but read a sentence of certain death over the same soldier, and he will go out of his mind or burst into tears. Who can tell whether human nature is able to bear this without madness? Why this hideous, useless, unnecessary outrage? Perhaps there is some man who has been sentenced to death, been exposed to this torture and has been told 'you can go, you are pardoned.' Perhaps such a man could tell us. It was of this torture and of this agony that Christ spoke, too. No, you can't treat a man like that!"

Well was Dostoevsky right ?
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>>34053776
>Who can tell whether human nature is able to bear this without madness?

We all are sentenced to death already, in effect, by the limit of our lifespans. And this is something ALL of us must and have come to accept.

The unnatural sentence of death may at first cause someone to feel unease but is it not in essence the same as a natural one? If someone is capable of accepting the first why would they not be capable of accepting the other?
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>>34053776

He's totally right. Violent criminals do not deserve trials or the legal protection of laws they deprive their victims. Violent criminals should be hunted down and executed. Anything less is worst than murder.

Based dosteovsky
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>>34053776
so his argument against the death penalty is
>it hurts the criminals feelings

(There's a better argument)

It's JUST to take life, liberty and property in retribution through due process from felons who have infringed on the natural rights to life, liberty and property of other individuals, HOWEVER, seeing how the STATE is capable of restoring liberty and property, at least in part, if improperly seized, they can never restore life. The chances of making an error are too severe.

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Post your internet speeds and country boys I'm au and I'll be getting 100mbps soon kek.
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>>34053775
Denmark and I got a 400mbps unlimited, i'll be getting fiber 1gb when they finish the cable work for it. It's pretty cheap as well, love it.
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Deep in IT at uni. Fastest port on campus.
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76.8 kb/s, in the deep south

speed test is lying. it takes me more than a second to download .1 mb

do i live in the first world or the third world, truly?

Post about your progress with your oneitis.
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>just tell her how you feel anon
>she won't ignore you for a week and then send you a text saying how she "values your friendship" and then immediately try to fuck your co-workers for seemingly no other reason than to spite and humiliate you
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I just realized that this semester, too, I will be crushing on nobody. I've been to all my classes and everyone's a fuckin normie.
Take it from me, robots. Cherish the feeling of having oneitis.
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I gave up

Oneitis is fucked

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my bathroom towel smells like cinnamon rolls
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>>34053721
What's the problem then?
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>>34053755
Yeah, why are you upset with this?
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>>34053721
Mine smells like chai tea, since I used it to mop up the cup of it that I spilled this morning.

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>tfw no pale, non-fat neet bf to take care of as he becomes more infatuated with you

f-feels bad
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>>34053670
are you currently taking applications?
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>>34053670
smells of bait, desu
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>>34054283
yes I am.

>>34054322
no not really

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