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>>38936006
oreganol posterino
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>>38936006
Delete him NOW. /r9k/ loserplebs don't ride the fucking tiger.
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>philosopher
he's more of a mysticist.

Why are most people retarded?
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>>38935989
It's just drumpfkins, ignore them
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>tfw from Texas
>tfw searched "porbo" to see wtf it is
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>>38935989
i refuse to believe this is accurate

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>Have only ONE chance at life
>Born in the nation known as ENGLAND

WHY GOD?
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fuck you. it's not that bad, not at all. you cunts hate it no matter where you live.
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>>38935983
>"I enjoy wallowing in my own shit in a country that rains in July"
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Oh fuck off, you are blessed to be born in such a country.

Yeah your guys food might taste like shit, and your beer like watered down fragments of melted plastic - but you have one of the greatest, most accessible education and health care systems in the world, a rich history, beautiful architecture and countless opportunities to make something out of yourself.

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>dog just recently diagnosed with lung cancer
>only 9
>isn't getting enough oxygen
>can barely walk
>can't even sleep because laying down affects his breathing
>mom isn't sure if she should put him down or not
>even if he only has barely a year of survival
>thinking of euthanizing him in a week if he doesn't get better

Should I do it robots? Also general dog thread, post your doggies and stories.
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I'd be happy that it isn't me who got cancer.
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>>38935736
grant him the sweet release of death anon, we can only envy him because there are others who would do unto him what he cannot bring upon himself

if only we could be so fortunate, for one to look upon our fate and say "Truly, he will be better off dead, than he would be to suffer this disease we call life, for longer than his body allows". But alas, the powers that be have decided that, in order to stretch our able bodies and ever-working minds to serve their neverending greed, death should be feared and abhorred, in stead of being accepted as just the endpoint, as necessary and welcomed as the beginning.
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>>38935767
Yeah, I'm blessed that I don't have any form of canceryet? I just want to put him down at this point, we've been giving him medicine and he isn't getting any better.

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>tfw everyone hate American accents
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>>38935735
Good thing i'm american, and could not give less of a shit.
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>>38935735
Literally no one does you cuck.

American accents sound clear, friendly and welcoming. Similar to Irish accents.

It's obnoxious English accents that everybody hates.
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It's actually considered super sexy in Brazil for some reason.

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I'm going to make this thread every day until I am lucky enough to get a gf interested in gentle femdom, fourth time is the charm
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Good luck OP. I'm looking for a gentle femdom gf too.
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your thread will die, like all the other threads that came before it

one day you'll get bored of posting this and looking for a gf in a place like his

then you'll know that you're a faggot
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>>38936866
I'm rooting for you too, good luck anon~

>wake up and have my morning wood
>prominent veins, 7 inches long and a girth of 6 and a half inches
>masturbating during the day
>5 inches and pencil girth, not veiny at all
What causes this?
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It means whatever the fuck ur watching isn't making u hard enough, this used to happen to me when i used to watch jav instead of hentai.
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>>38935800
I have the same issue as OP except nothing gets me that hard.
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I can't really comment on it without seing it first..

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I have fucking college classes today but I am so fucking lazy. I don't want to fucking go. I don't to have to go. I don't want the responsibilities. I want out. I want freedom. I want better than this. I don't want to have to do any of this.
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I never even went to any of my university lectures yet still got an overall mark of 89/100 last year
just study from home
the best way to learn is by yourself
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Same feel here, it's not worth it at all. People like to say any type of work is good since it gives you purpose and you have to structure your life around that, but it just gives you the same type of delusion all normalfags indulge in for the purpose of being too busy for nothing /but/ life, since they don't want to be confronted how monotone and mundane life really is behind the veil of the artificial responsibilities of manmade society.
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>>38935644
This. Only attend classes that are absolutely mandatory and even then skip as many as the course allows. Sitting at lectures is a waste of time.

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>mfw I just found out people can see when you view their Instagram Stories

I thought it just showed you the fucking view count. I've been checking in on grills I haven't added but follow (read: stalk) for months now, am I fucked? I was wondering why some of them followed me out of the blue recently
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>>38935420
if the followed you maybe they want that stalker dick of yours anon
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>>38935901
One of them is a girl I went on a date with over two years ago so maybe anon, maybe
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>>38935420
dont worry, everything they put on the internet they want people to see. just don't like old pictures.

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>current state of modern women
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>>38935381
>women are fucking hundreds of guys
>losers like OP STILL can't get laid
lmfao are you actively trying to preserve your virginity?
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>>38935381
>implying this isn't some deluded schizo
Most modern women idolize Chad and his massive peen, but they don't literally save the condom and hang it on the wall.
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>>38935405
>Are you actively trying to not get aids?

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"The Oracle wishes upon the stars he had friends to play D&D with" EDITION.

Ask something to the universe and see what the future helds for you.

How:
>State your khhv status
>Tell the "oracle" something about yourself.
>Ask a query.

If you came late to the thread, look If I'm still around.
This mean lurk for My post and see if I've said I'm done for the day anywhere. 1 or 2 hours should be how much I intend to spend here.
F3 + "Oracle" to then go to my last post is a good idea.

Let's practice some arcana, robots.
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>>38935327
>V
>I used to be in special needs, but was moved back into regular classes in elementary
>What will be the biggest mistake of my life be, and when will I make it (if I haven't already)?

This is not part of my query but how do you do this without knowing somebody's age? Makes a huge difference
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>>38935327
>khhv status: not kissless, nor handholdless, nor virgin
>caught in an ocean undertow when i was 8, pulled to the bottom, almost drowned
>will we ever be together again?
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Serious question, you actually believe in this stuff?

Arcane implies outside powers but the true power is mental originating from exerting energy.

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Assuming you're younger than 30, would you be with women above 35/40 years old if they were interested in you?
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>>38935285
ya, i have mommy issues, so..
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>>38935285
Absolutely yes.

Not because I'm desperate or anything. I just REALLY like older ladies.

Read into that as you will.
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They won't look like your internet milfs.

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How many boners do you get per day?

The average is 16

I hit about 12
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He's about to lose his wee wee isn't he
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>>38935210
where is this from? i wanna fap to it! more!!
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>>38935210
>the average is 16
Source? I'm lucky if I manage two.

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In a (((successful))) 8 year relationship 17-25. Frequently go to the strip club and contemplate prostitutes frequently. Had "mistresses" and hooked up with girls in the clubs. Going strong and currently property investors. Surely she's been faithful though right? . . . Right??? AMA
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but they are beyond expiration day already. Why would I want to date them?
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>>38935122
>Relationship for 6 years
>I work a night shift and she works a regular 9 to 5
>Don't even talk anymore when we are both in the apartment on that rare occasion where our schedules line up
>I don't care enough to break up with her and it seems she just accepted our shittt situation as normality
>We went swinging one time and we both didn't like it
>I fucked a goth girl and she fucked some small dick rocker guy
>Went on vacation to Italy with each other
>All we did was eat and complain about our jobs
>She is unhappy with her current job so I suggested she go back to school which instantly stopped the conversation
>I come from a broken home and she comes from a family who has given her everything. Albeit her parents are cold assholes
>Sunday night is our night. We watch kitchen nightmares then go to sleep

I guess this is love... Its just perpetual bordem. Almost as if I'm living with my college roommate again who I get to fuck occationally.

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Is this really what normies talk about?

>just install discord bro
>you'll make a bunch of friends
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Play with smarter people

These are probably either teenagers or loser xd so randumb tumblr users
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Discord is a huge fucking trap. Most of the people using it are underage, normal and assholes. More so on /r9k/, for some fucking reason. I did meet 2 people that I can stomach but the rest bother me to no end.
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>>38935036
not me, I am a highbrow VERY high-IQ individual who only discusses the vicissitudes of philosophy, economics, literature, politics, and high culture. I only post on places like here ironically.

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