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nah not even gonna hit play or even bump

>>34054757
I don't get why you're so angry at a shitty reddit video.

>>34054869
>>34054834
>not realizing the video is satire of another popular vid

>>34054755
kys, stupidest shit meme ever.

>>34054803
>kys
suck a cock you fuckin leafy faggot

>>34054755
DUBS SENT PINK PIGS
I REPEAT PINK PIGS

I just thought my childhood would go on forever desu

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Lot's of friends and really cool. Both of those things didn't happen

I thought I'd at least be happy.

>>34054735

Shut up bitch and be grateful it isn't the other way around

>>34054735
Fake af
I'm 5'11 and 143 lbs and I look like a POW
You're either a ghost or a fucking liar.

No you don't eat a shit ton of food, it's simple physics if you ate a lot you'd be gaining weight
>muh metabolism

Start actually counting calories and you'll see you don't eat shit. When I was 165lbs I thought I ate a lot but then calculated that I only ate 2000 calories a day. Now that I eat more I'm up to 215lbs at 15% body fat

>>34054718

Pics or gtfo.

If you can't get over her, she's probably better than a 6/10 desu

>>34054718
DO NOT LET YOUR DICK HAVE THE FINAL SAY IN THIS. TELL HIM TO GO THINK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE

>>34054777
I'm not gonna post a pic, but her face is a weird shape and she has a fucked up nose, and she's completely flat

> well will you care for any other human being
shit only works being mutual, you can't just expect people to shower you with love at first sight

>>34054688
i wish i was alpha enough to grab the red shorts girl and pump and dump her while she was in the middle of that act

>>34054688
no sibIings?

Getting a friendly dog will indeed make your depression more bearable.

They die in 15 years. If you haven't beat your depression in that time it will be 100x worse.

probably! I'd recommend getting an older one who already learned some manners, maybe 15 lbs.

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>GF

Stopped reading there.
Unsurprisingly unoriginal.

Dont tell anyone and move to Africa to start a new life. 800/mo and you'll be living large there

>>34054717
Haha lmfao kid made you read 5 entire greentexts then

might be worth a shot

His shitty mustache matches her shitty eyebrows at least

>Be good looking tall asian
>Intimidated as fuck by white women

I hate these fucking threads. They paint that fantasy that will never become reality for me.

>>34054592
>tfw no gf because I didn't know what a potato is

>>34054592
Im more

>>34054592
Holy shit I hope this really happened I'm dying picturing it all

>>34054558
cuz it feels good and it's nice knowing in that moment you are desired by another person.

why do guys like fucking so much?

News flash: girls like sex just as much as guys. They just aren't as overt about it for fear of being considered a slut.

>>34054558
because they have been psychologically and physically developed over thousands of generations through evolution to have a hole that feels really good when you put things in it, and a desire to fill it

much like dudes, except you have a thing to put in holes instead

Having sex is easy

It's finding a willing participant that's the hard part

There are girls who want your peepee in her snatch

but you have to put in the work, but not too much because then that's a turnoff, but if you aren't in her face that means you aren't interested at all.

Uh oh, did you turn your back for 5 seconds? That other guy managed to say the magic words that got his peepee in her snatch

>>34054621
how the fuck are you supposed to learn how to do this? you'd think instead of wasting money on public education making you regurgitate useless trivia they'd teach you actual life skills that help you function in society, like how to interact with people properly and form meaningful relationships

also if I was a girl I wouldn't have to do anything to get dick which is fucking horseshit, not to mention they can have stronger and multiple orgasms plus don't get their dickskin cut off at birth
no wonder being a tranny is so trendy these days

I feel like you're targeting a very specific poster with this. If you know who I'm talking about.

>>34054567
Am I? ufufu~

>>34054664
I don't know are, are you?

> saving her picture from facebook
wow what a creep

>>34054806
Not OP but I thought some phones automatically applied facebook profile pictures if you sync your contacts with facebook.

>>34054861
They don't, but you're right, who gives a shit that's fucking stupid regardless of context.

If you don't mind sleeping in the day you could try getting a night shift job in a shop or something. Not really any skills required. Can just listen to music and get on with your job, pay is better so you can work less hours. I recently quit mine because it was running my life though.

Security guard job, it's chill as fuck

>>34054551
I could only handle working night shift for about a year. It was horrible and on top of that the job while in itself wasn't bad (cleaning floors at a grocery store) it made me feel bad about myself because I wasn't working towards anything except a paycheck. As in i wasn't learning any new skills and having that job wasn't going to make me any more employable in the future.