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Buy that Senjou figma or dont call her you are waifu!

>>34058839
i want to buy 5 of them, but i'm really on the fence

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>>34058782
I have a Eva figure and a /fumo/
My mom helped me pick up the Fumo at the post office
no one cares as long it's with your own money dude

Post more naked cam sluts you paid money to NOW

>>34058785
I didn't even pay money to this one, she's _Spencer, online now.

I told chaturbate that i needed an EMERGENCY REFUND for a "FAMILY EMERGENCY" and just got all my tokens back. I'm trying to stop this addiction. There's just something way more thrilling about chatting with a live girl with her 1080p webcam and commanding her around as opposed to just watching free porn clips. But this is a money-draining addiction I'm trying to fight.

>>34058773


I will never understand the purpose in this. There is so much free porn out there and the only difference is that they do what you ask them to, which does not mean anything to me.
Not only that, but you also actively enable those sluts and give them a comfortable source of income by making them pose a little in front of their cam at home.
If I ever pay for prostitution I want the cunt to feel what a useless cocksleeve she is, this whole camwhore business is in some weird way even more degenerate than classic prostitution.
A pathetic attempt in half-assing a mutually dehumanizing act.

If you want to cure your addiction, get yourself a normal escort ASAP and realize that you have wasted your money all this time.

How is your no fap progress?

>>34058741
what manowar song?

>>34058814
Fighting the world

>>34058716
Check this out if you need an intense feel like no other
http://www.facesofsuicide.com

>>34058801
I know I should feel sad but I don't. Only slightly anxious but thats probably just from being at work.

I do not look forward to dying at all. I want to play video games and jerkoff forever.

>>34058677
I AM AKI GOOMBA

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>>34058677
YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY

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>>34058677
Fuck yes I love a juicy butt I can spread and bury my face between them cheeks

>>34058610
dont worry sport. thats a nice tee shirt. its blue. yes it is.

>>34058610
Daddy will spank you when he comes home.

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>>34058644
its blue i diddnt buy it mommy bought it its nice it fits good

>>34058654
daddy hesnt been home since in 20 years

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Women need to make sure they dress like sex objects all the time since, as a man, I literally care not for their existing other than as objects to deflower with my penis.

In a thread a few days ago, a girl recommended me some very interesting philosophy literature that I em enjoying reading.

>>34058691
What philosophy literature

Inb4 it's fucking Kirkegaard

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at least they didnt destroy apu yet

aside, the meme will blow over out there, normies don't have that long an attention span so they need a new "dank" meme to keep them awake

Great news since frogposters should commit suicide immediately

>>34058537
There is a feminist brand who puts a pink pepe on the tags of shirts and it hurts me emotionally.

>>34058503
These are neat. Good job anon.

>>34058503
These are pretty cool, how do you learn how to do stuff like this?

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>>34058503
>http://chan.codica.moe/
that actually seems like it could be helpful

what country are you from OP?
also update your twitter dingus it appears to have been hacked

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Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be to go back and ask for one now? Especially if I completely fucked up?

I'm terrified of finding out I've done it completely wrong

>>34058471
oh OP
they fucking would.

>t. 10 years in college, no known course for graduation despite seeing guidance counselor every semester

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hahaha dumb nigga

I just fucked around in CC and classes relevant to my life that didnt even go to a degree, and now im in a trade school I've had my eye on on a more direct path to money

If you really got nothing left to lose, become a welder and move to alaska or north dakota and work on pipelines n shit, oil isnt goin anywhere for a long time

looks like a born killer already

>>34058349
Why do people buy such ugly looking dogs?
I mean, I'm sure it's fun and friendly, but god damn most little dogs are stupid looking.

Get someone to pretend that they are attacking you when the dog is around. Keeping going "ow!" And making lots of noise and eventually the dog will catch on.

I dropped out so...

college is the ultimate normalfag test. you have to be disciplined, at least somewhat smart, responsible, and able to handle social situations well enough that you don't drop out or kill yourself because of all the normalfags on campus

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I'm not stupid, it's just mold exposure.
I'm not stupid, it's just dust exposure.
I'm not stupid, it's just lack of exercise.
I'm not stupid, it's just poor diet.
I'm not stupid, it's just chronic dehydration.
I'm not stupid, it's just that my mother didn't breastfeed me.
I'm not stupid, it's just that the experience of circumcision decreases adult IQ.
I'm not stupid, it's just that I need to be on adderall.
I'm not stupid, it's just I don't read enough.

>she will probably get groped at school
>will probably fall in love with some bozo and get fucked

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>>34058197
When I was about eleven, I realized that I wanted kids eventually. I desperately wanted a boy, and even pitied people who had girls.

Something changed at some point, I don't even remember when, and now I have no interest in having a boy at all, and would much rather have a girl. Not sure why, it just did. I'd be incredibly disappointed if I ever had a boy at this point. Even on television and real life, I can't stand little boys, while loving little girls.

Regardless of all of that, though, I don't think I'll ever truly want the responsibility for either when it comes down to it. The day that I have a child is the day I can't just kill myself without remorse any more. I like always having that out.

>>34059706
If I had a daughter, I'd try to kill myself before she turned 13.

I molested my music teacher in 9th grade

i molested myself starting in the 7th grade

I molested some kid when I was a music teacher.

All my friends are progressing in life, buying cars, moving out of their parents homes. I have one friend that's taking his gf on trips to Florida. I have a few other (stupid) friends who are getting married (at 20-21. Bad idea) and I'm just here working, coming home and jacking off.

I really need to figure something out. At least have a goal to work toward.

>>34058177
i feel like the obvious goal is becoming rich but i also feel that i am not capable enough to do such a thing

>tried learning programing

gave up just by looking at it, thats how lame i am. i just know its not my thing.

noice dubs anon

>>34058229
That's what my goal is, to become rich. But what do you do in the meantime? Just go to work until it happens? There's obviously more to life than that, I see people doing more than just working. I just have no idea how they do it.