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What's the one porno you always go back to?
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http://www.xvideos.com/video2170795/black_ho_deepthroats_a_10_inch_dick
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>>34060035
gross that's like 6.5" tops
Mandingo is 9.5" and that's nowhere near as big as him
t. skinny white guy with 8x6"
also
>puke
gross
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>>34060067
I didn't name the video, faggot. The puke is why anyone would watch it. Why do you even comment just to let everyone know you watched the video you fucking retard? It contributes nothing.
MAKE /R9K/ GREAT AGAIN
MAKE /R9K/ GREAT AGAIN
MAKE /R9K/ GREAT AGAIN
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>>34060008
Send all the normies back we dont want em , we dont need em you can have em!
Im doing this for you r9k
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bump
oreginoo
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>>34060008
Sending back the Redditor where they came from would be a huge step of improvement in term of board quality.
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Why are you STILL a virgin, anon?
It's okay, you can tell me.
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By choice.Pre marital sex is for degenrates
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never spoke to a woman in my entire life for more than 5 seconds
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I don't have the drive to pursue women. If I get horny I just fap and I'm good for a couple of days.
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Are you supposed to take off your socks during sex?
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There is research to suggest that individuals who leave them on are more likely to reach orgasm.
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>>34059839
Only outside America.
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>>34059839
I literally didn't notice that there was a black guy in that picture from the catalog.
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Your manager calls you over
>"Anon we were just looking through your resume's 'hobbies and interests' section and we had to ask... You're a virgin aren't you?"
wat do?
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Yes, I put that because I thought it was interesting. Guess I was right you couple of blonde faggots.
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>>34059775
>Will that be an issue?
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>>34059825
>He admitted it! HAHA!
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sup robots, I was just wondering if many of you guys have seen this anime? I would elaborate on what it is about but I'd assume being this board you would know what Welcome To The NHK is- your autobiographical documentary.
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twas pretty goood
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>>34059747
fuck you, my life is way worst
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No Misaki-chan to save you? :'(
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What is your experience with Latina chicks?
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>>34059726
jesus that's one perfect ass
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creampied a fat one, was fun
Also lost my virginity to one but that was shitty
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>>34059726
ive known many attractive ones.
too bad i was gay at the time.
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We are living in a machine that elevates aesthetics over morality, inflating egos and creating misrepresentations of the truth in an effort to undermine those who are fit enough to take up arms and turn against it.
It's the ultimate form of oppression, using your genetic predispositions against you to prevent any exceeding levels of morale. You are still the same sad self as you always were, because that's what the machine wants you to be. This is the ultimate price that you have to pay for being yourself.
Don't make that same mistake again, now, go do what's expected of every good little bee and protect the hive.
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>>34059696
it used to be much much much much much much much -need i go on?
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>Deconstructionist dialectic
>Recycled second rate dystopia nonsense
>Neomodernism
Kill yourself my man/10, that's the best I can do
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>>34059696
oregeno
no mute
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>tfw online quiz and 2 reading responses due in 30 hours
>too depressed to start watching the online lectures to take notes
>too depressed to start reading
>it's 3am where I live
How the fuck do normies do it? I got back from class almost 12 hours ago and I haven't even opened my notebook
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>>34059612
Drink coffee, power through, then take the next day off to recover. What class is this for anon?
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>>34059612
normies are high-energy and hate being bored. they'll do work just to be doing something. We're low energy and hate doing work. We'll stare at a wall just to avoid doing something.
but there's another important issue here that we need to mention:Akari a cute. why is she so perfect?
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>>34059612
Go fucking do your work. The more work you put off the worse you're going to feel. Don't come crying here later when you fail the entire class because you didn't lift a finger.
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Debate a former atheist, see the light of Allah. 2017-01-11 08:34:33 Post No.34059531
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Debate a former atheist, see the light of Allah.
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In the name of God, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful.
My friends, i have now salvaged myself from the life of unhappiness and sin, and embraced the message of the Prophet Muhammad. This was the best choice of my life, and it can save you from these miseries that you are in, too, fellow robots.
Let me say some things to illuminate my views:
1) I am a former atheist who has become muslim (specifically twelver shia muslim)
2) the prophet muhammad (pbuh&hf) as well as the great Imam Ali (a.s.) teach us that as muslims, we have to follow certain behaviours, most important ones of which are:
>belief in god and his prophets
>behaving compassionately to be the best for mankind
>living disciplined, healthy, seeing past our ego
>abstaining from sin/harmful behaviour
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kek what a fucking retard
but no sage because i want to see you emberass yourself you brainlet
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>>34059531
alhamdulelah brother
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Lick my asshole
How many robots here are voluntarily virgins?
I'm 6'3, somewhat attractive, physically fit, have decent facial aesthetics, bright green eyes with blue spots.
Almost everywhere I go women attempt small talk with me, whenever I have a job a coworker becomes somewhat obsessive with me. I've been courted by dozens and dozens of cute girls, have had multiple physically throw themselves onto me. 3 girls have held my erect penis (8x6) but I'm still a virgin.
For some reason I just feel uncomfortable with fucking a girl. I'm filled with self esteem issues but women come to me. It feels like I'm taking advantage of them, manipulating them or cheating something out of them. I'm an awkward train wreck but still women see me for my physical appearance and want the D.
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>>34059492
>I'm 6'3, somewhat attractive, physically fit, have decent facial aesthetics, bright green eyes with blue spots.
>whenever I have a job a coworker becomes somewhat obsessive with me.
No fucking wonder chad as long as you arnt Supporting the roastie menance then no problem.
Voluntarily virgin is masterrace anyways
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>>34059492
everyone who is a virgin is voluntary.
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>>34059534
wrong, most beta's here can't even get laid if they tried lol
girls go to the gym more than guys nowadays so if you lards even tried to rape a girl you'd probably be overpowered
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Wojak vs Pepe battle of the titans who wins?
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Wojak. Its canon now.
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>>34059500
I dont know man i browsed the front page it had 6 pepes and only 3 wojaks checkmate
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>>34059475
Definitely Pepe. Holy shit it was like reading an autobiography, and that doesn't makes me particularly proud.
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why are you masturbating to fictional characters?
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>>34059442
Why does poison have a vagina in this video?
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>>34059473
Normies, my friend.
It's all the Normies.
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Cuz theyre hawt
I think all virgins over the age of 21 should be shot. What purpose do you losers even serve?
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>>34059400
what's a virgin, is that short for virginia
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>>34059400
i-id like to be shot please.
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>>34059400
But mommy says I will be your boss
Mommy didn't lie to me, did she?!
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Would r9k participate in a role reversed relationship where the women took on the male role and vice versa?
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yea
origamos
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I did, not even memeing.
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>>34059395
yes this is exactly what I want