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>tfw no damaged gf
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>>34060514
They are literally the best fucks
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>>34060514
Nobody should be fooled, they want chads cock as much as any other bitch, they would dispise robots
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>>34060580
But Chads don't go for these types of girls. If they wanted Chad's cock so badly they wouldn't dress so shitty.

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I still can't forget you. I think about you every day. I just wanted to be your friend.
I love you and I miss you and I want you to call me back uhhhhhhhhhhh...

Pic related me without you
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these threads make me sad because i've literally lost track of how many dozens of people i've done this to
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Its as if our lives are all Greek Tragedies.
In the sense that the worst wrong doings are the ones we do unto ourselves.
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>>34060450
Whoever this for does not see it. Will never see it. Get the fuck over it. And stop crying, jesus. That's probably why she/he left in the first place.

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>Sister came home drunk with 2 guys I've never seen before.
>She's getting fucked by them.
>I can hear her moaning through my thin wall.
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Walk in there with a firepoker or baseball bat or whatever and beat the shit out of them and start screaming

If they fight back you have complete right to kill them for intruding in your house
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How can you sit there and let your own flesh-and-blood degrade herself like that?

if you're a man you'd go put an end to it
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obvious bait is obvious

move along boys

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How many of us actually live shit tier lifes? Are you memeing?

>be me

>be friends with everyone through school

>even have a gf

>lose virginity to 9/10

>couple of my friends have drug problems

>I try it and am hooked for life

>become a full on criminal for a bit of time

>fully recovered by the time I'm 19 but the shit I did while I was a teen ruins me

>don't even remember due to drugs

>gf dies of narcotics Od

>huge group of friends dwindled because of death, prison, and people just growing up

>the drugs still affect me despite being clean for almost 6 years

>hear stories of things I did while out of my mind

>actually scarred by the events

>began browsing 4chan looking for answers almost 9 years ago

>havent had serious human contact in almost a year

>even stopped posting on 4chan

Does anyone have anything worse?
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None that I'm willing to share. Take that how you will. Thanks for sharing your life story, though!
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>>34060353
Dude everyone fucks up I was just in that drug thread. Youre young like you I was young but it took me 5 years to get caught up. Im 27 now fucking pushing 30 and ive got NOTHING to show for it. All my friends were successful I was the fuck up. If youre only 19 your going to be fucked up just in general 19 is a hard age for some people like myself. You habe no idea who you are or what your doing.. been there. You have an advantadge though.. TIME. Use it. Don't fuck up again because youll seriously like want to kill yourself.

t. the h head
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One more thing.. this is where I screwed up, and trust me I am still paying the price. Don't let your mistakes and your bullshit consume you. See that's what I did, you're young and you've got time. Go get a full time job and just start there.

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>be me 24 Khv
>Buying something at macdonalds
>little boy probably 10 making quality coversation with the lady working at the register
>feels like utter shit
>feeling even more social anxiety than usual
>mutter my order while looking down
>lady says excuse me sir?
>little boy laughs loudly and his father giggles at me
>little shit yells you're supposed to look her in the eyes his father tells him to stop speaking
>just standing there in complete silence looking down
>start tearing up
>walk away crying
What the fuck went wrong in my life why am I so fucked up
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damn bro u need too get laid
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>>34060313
Shit, at least his father did not encourage him to continue. I was so carefree when I was 10, hyperactive and always cheery, could speak to anyone. Now it's a chore.
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>>34060313
Christ, that's pretty harsh.

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>crush on best friend's older sister

anyone else feel this feel?
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I don't have any friends you piece of shit.
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>>34060305
no of course i don't. fuck off you stupid pile of shit
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crush on best friends gf

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>tfw you realise the fucked up red pilled view of women that r9k has is actually correct
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>>34060292
lol "the red pilled view" - as if all women are the same.

You can tell when someone knows nothing about women at all when they generalize like that.

I've had girls tell me I'm a creep and laugh at me in my face; and also made other girls squirt and moan and dig their nails into my back until the sun comes up. Because ALL GIRLS ARE DIFFERENT.

I realized that some girls like me and some don't.

You probably got rejected by one girl and then wrote them all off. Well, you're an idiot if you think like that.
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>>34060864
FUck off you dumb chadly cunt go die KKEKEKEKK
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>>34060898
The head cheerleader stacy didn't return your crush and now "all girls all the same"

LOL. Gets rejected by one girl and he shuts down

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Anon, I am ready to settle down.

Will you marry me?

>inb4 answering no

>the average 20 year old has been in a year long relationship and fucked 3 times a week
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Ewwwwww. Why would I marry someone that ugly?
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>>34060263
ohhhhhh boy

that is like the Ferrari of women you cuck

>Half-asian
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No.

original oregano origami

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Good news, robot. You've been purchased. This woman owns you now, and from now on she's "Mistress" to you. She's a billionaire and you're her slave, forever. Any complaints?
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>>34060231
do i get a jetski
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I'm gay

Orangina Oregano Oligarchy
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>>34060231
Neat, whats the pay like?

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What did Euripides mean by this?
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>>34060218
men say "mom who? dad who?"
and fuck off when they marry a new family

daughters take care of their parents into old age. forever and ever. you'd be hard pressed to see your son coming to visit you after he's had a child. your daughter will visit every weekend with home made food and comfort in all ways to better you and her mother's lives.

men do nothing for their parents after marriage. count on girls to take care of you. boys are useless.
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>>34060218
I have no idea. But having a daughter means you're pretty much guaranteed to have grandchildren and so, having a daughter is more "secure" from an evolutionary standpoint. Your son might get killed, or might not get to mate for whatever reason, because men have to compete. Women don't have to compete, they have innate value by virtue of having wombs.

So I guess when you're about to die it's good to have a bloodline continuation insurance, when you're a breeder.

Or maybe he was just a fucking pedo, who knows.

>>34060303
Thanks for the laugh. It's the opposite in my experience.
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>>34060303
It really is the opposite, at least in my country.

I think if Euripides wasn't being a perv he was saying "you can say: this is my daughter, this woman is my product". Because what can men do in the rest of their life to influence womankind as deeply as womankind influences mankind?

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>that feeling when no girlfriend

Anyone know this feel?
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>>34060216
If you're White, I don't care and you have no excuse.
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No, I don't.

t. normie
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I do know that feel, feels indifferent.

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been depressed as fuck latley. dont have clinical depression. just these random times that last from a week to a couple months that come out of nowhere. im not happy with my life and life decisions. i wish i was back on drugs. but i dont hate myself enough anymore to fall back into the addictions. i dont feel alive. i feel like im constanlty dreaming and i dont see through my eyes. probably doesnt make sense but thats the best i can explain it. anyways. help? anyone?
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really need someone to talk to. anyone
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>>34060203
Same here brobot. Altough i feel like i might be fully relapsing this time.
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>>34060249
not worth it man. fuckin drugs succ

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I WANT A FAT BOYFRIEND TO FEED AND FOR HIM TO SUFFOCATE ME
250 POUNDS IS NOT FAT
LIKE 350 IS.
FUCK

yes im a girl not a fag
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Recovering Anorexic here, willing to do opposite?
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>>34060161

Thanks for the attempted confidence boost, anon. We all know this is a lie though.
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>>34060161
I'm 239 hi :p

How do you deal with having a small penis?
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>>34060137
fuck harder
you can still make her scream
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>>34060137
No women will ever see it anyway so I'm good.
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>>34060178

I like your attitude, I'll go with this

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/realcomfyrabbitroom/
join rabb.it/realcomfyrabbitroom for comfy chat and streams. normies get banned.

its hentai night!
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bump. join guys! its really comfy hentai
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bump I licky the ducky. Sometimes I eat bananas.
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>>34060166
dubs. checkem wow nice one

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