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Just a reminder to all anime enthusiasts.
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What are you going to do now normie
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>>34060994
15 fucking boards weaboo
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>>34060959
Here is a /pol/tard version.

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>you will never be in marching band at a rich american high school

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9L_9s3Tb9M&t
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At 1:55, the kids' instruments are pointing at their crotch. Why?
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>>34061279
those are french horns. you are supposed to play with with one hand inside the bell of the horn.

however, it is pretty rare for a marching band to use french horns. they are usually used in a symphonic band setting. marching bands typically substitute french horns with mellophones.
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I was in a shitty rock band once. Mostly just an excuse to drink

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hi skelly robots

i'm in the hospital right now for malnutrution. i was only getting 500 calories a day or less without even realizing it daily.

they are trying to determine why i eat so little and they think it's an eating disorder.

ask me anything about what it's like here.
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how does it feel to spend every moment of your life crying out for attention and inconveniencing the lives of those around you

do you get distressed when you haven't received attention in a certain length of time, or when life becomes too normal and stable

have you ever felt guilty about acting like such a baby and the implications it could have on your family, or are you beyond the point of basic empathy entirely
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Do more hospital vids they are cute.
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>>34060938
Why did you eat only 500 calories?

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>nigger

I am a loser neet with no accompishments, goals or cares. All I do is play mobas, watch anime, masturbate and sleep. Yet, this is the only thing I'm ashamed of.
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>>34060907
Move to some african country and become an english teacher for rich kids there. You'll have plenty of cash and you'll be surrounded by other niggers, so no reason to be ashamed
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>>34060950
Why would I want to be around more niggers?
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>>34060907
Bourgeois guilt, comrade.

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R9k I need some advice
Theres a chance I might get a gf that smokes alot of weed. I have never smoked but what are the "pros and cons" of a stoner gf?
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>cons
She would blow a nigger for a hit.
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okay
DUDE WEED XDDDD
get the fuck out normie

I guarantee she's sucked dick for weed at least once
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>pros
Fuck off

>cons
You are a normalfag

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>Stop playing League of Legends after S3
>Fades from my memory
>Actually a bit mad I spent all that fucking time on it
>Friend convinces me to install again
>Play a few games as support, just to ease my way back in
>Team feeds, bad plays (some of them on my part too), overall shitty experience
>Remember why I quit
>But I still want to play until I get it out of my system

I think I'm going to go back to FPS games after this.

Thanks for reading my blog.
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good on you, mobas are for babies who cant handle actual RTS games
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>>34060815
S3 was awesome, loved me assassins

problem is riot reinvents their fucking game every season for some reason. I was master tier last season and realized that challenger is just never going to happen for me.

I play CSGO now and have way more fun
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>>34060849

You try playing an RTS while your left hand constantly smacks you and tries pulling your hair out. That is what a moba is like.

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What does your guys rooms look like?
This stuff here gets me going for 2 hours
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>>34060791
>bunk beds that take up half the room
>dog kennels that take up another 5th
>table that takes up the rest of the space
>trash strewn about from half-assed cleaning efforts
>table is also covered in half-useful shit
I'd take a pic, but it's 4AM and my brother's sleeping
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>>34060791
>natural healing guide
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straya?

I feel like a pussy for drinking cider occasionally but its like beer that tastes nice.

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Do you need a nice computer? Do you need a dishwasher? Do you need video games? Do you need a flatscreen television? Do you need a new car? Do you need a new cellphone? Do you need fashionable clothes? Do you need new speakers? Do you need a big house? Do you need make up? Do you need a fancy razor? Do you need fast internet? Do you need new furniture? Do you need air conditioning? Do you need snack food? Do you need fancy new anime movie? Do you need a big computer monitor? Do you need a new mouse? Do you need a new keyboard? What do you need?
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>>34060661
I need some top tier pussayayy!!!!!!!!!!
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>>34060661
scroll wheel actually broke, yeah, could use a new mouse
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>>34060661
technically you don't need anything beyond food, water, shelter, and the like. But if the necessities of survival are all you have then your life isn't really worth living.

It's well and good to say that you shouldn't consume mindlessly and that you should live below your means. But denying yourself things that you want and can afford is just needlessly making your life worse.

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>tfw you won't ever explore the universe
>tfw you won't ever even explore any inhabitated planet
>tfw you will eventually die while knowing fucking nothing about this reality

FOR
FUCK'S
SAKE
NOT
FAIR
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>>34060637
You could explore a rainforest or the ocean
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go explore the earth then, that shit hasn't been 100% explored yet
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>>34060637
>tfw you'll never be loved
>tfw you'll never have a loving, pure virgin gf
>tfw you'll never make her cum
>tfw you'll never have friends

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>Anon come here QUICK!

>I felt Chad's baby kick!
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baby bump
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>>34060623
YAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TAKE THAT
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>>34060623
you bore me woman , I'm going to my room to be alone, you didn't stimulate my mind enough

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>manlets
>ever learning
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great thread xDDDD
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man that guy is awkward
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This looks like it would be a scene in an episode of BBC Life about humans

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Here we exchange our kik information with the goal in meeting and conversing with fellow robots.

kik: Joey23k12
Sex: M
Age: 22
Interests: Reading, vidya, shitposting.
Looking for: Cute fembot

Now it's your turn!
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/soc/

is thataway
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>>34060621
This is a kik thread specially for robots.

Now post your information or kindly leave anon.
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kik: jaiklo
Sex(;DDDD): male
Age: 19
Interests: none
Looking for: anyone

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I'm going to be alone for the rest of my life

and I'm fine with it
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>>34060546
Me too. I am not okay with my bad health though. Shit sucks.
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>>34060552
>>34060546

I'm okay with all of this.
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>>34060546
>>34060552
>>34060602
You are okay with bad health? How come?
I can't make myself be okay with pain, its stronger than my will.

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>buddy says I'm invited to his new years party back in November and mentions this several times throughout the month
>get nervous but also excited at the prospect of going to a gathering like this for the first time in my life
>a few weeks before the 1st he tells me it's been cancelled
>alright, shit happens
>fast forward to today
>our conversation derails into the topic of what happened at the beginning of the year
>he mentions how he had a total blast at the party he hosted
Why does this happen? I cannot blame him for not wanting me there, but then what was the point of making it seem like he did for a period of time? I don't think I've said or done anything that could've made him change his mind. I'm used to spending holidays alone and wouldn't have minded it under any other circumstances, but he's my only real life friend and I enjoy his company a lot. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't looking forward to going ever since the topic was first brought up.
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Anyone who treats you like that isn't a friend
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I'm sorry for what this asshole did, robot. He truly isn't your friend.
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i hope you blew up at him and called him every name you could think of

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Anyone else here /LoveFemaleAsshole/?

I've been thinking a lot lately about my sexuality and it occurs to me that there is nothing I love more than the fresh smell of female ass--that unique smell of about 3/4ths sweat and 1/4th shit that is so divine to breath into your nostrils. Is there anything that delights the nostril more, and more profoundly than this most sacred of holes?

What is it that's so intoxicating about this stench? If there's any smell on earth that makes me feel alive it's the smell of female ass, and all the better when combined with the delightful VISION of her asscheeks spread before me. There are no other words--it is simply DELIGHTFUL.

I just love everything about it. The lovely vision of the hole, spread before you; the sensation of entering it, lovingly yet forcefully; the knowledge that she has willingly submitted her asshole to you and you alone; but most of all, the SMELL, my dear brothers, the SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
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>>34060525
Fucking disgusting nigger posting degenerate.
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I thought that was a cute girl in tights from the thumbnail not some black girl pooping
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>>34060543
Fuck you normalfag, you'd call a foot fetish degenerate.

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