>be me
>kind of a loner, never had gf
>best friend of 3 years wants to hang out at the theatre with me
>best day of my life
>put on clothes
>realize my only clean shirt is kind of weird
>fuck it, I'll put on a jacket to hide it
>we see the movie
>actually a lot of fun, we really hit it off
>walking to our houses (she's my neighbor)
>she makes obvious shivering noises
>just ignore her
>she finally speaks up:
>"anon, it's really cold heehee! Could I borrow your jacket? "
>remembers shirt
>"haha no lol"
>i remember saying lol out loud
>we walk home in silence
Why are women so fucking retarded that they don't wear jackets when it's cold out, she put my in this situation. Pic related, it's the shirt
>>34062013
>not just giving her the jacket and saying all your other clothes were in the wash
Good lord some people are dumb
>>34062013
Why didn't you just give her the jacket? It shows you like her. The shirt is fine....
Hoes don't get cold
>wake up
>see yourself in the mirror
>you're suddenly Vanessa Hudgens
wat do?
post about it on r9k and see what my robros think
>>34062041
would you become everybodys girl ?
>wake up
>see yourself in the mirror
kill me
>paid a prostitute to take my virginity
>couldn't get erect
>ended up wasting $200 and embarrassing myself
> just got a handjob with my floppy penis for 20 mins and cuddled her for the last 40
Someone pls kill me
What school should we not go to tommorow? Orignale
You're complaining that a real female embraced you in her arms, making you feel love?
Just because YOU watched too much porn and couldn't get hard?
Yet another example of a retard who blames others for his problems. This site in a nutshell
Shit like this is common. Especially for idiots trying to loose their virginity to a prostitute. All for the sake of pleasing society and it's bullshit expectations and standards. What possible joy or pride can having sex with a whore for money or free, possibly bring to someone with self respect and a shred of intelligence. Think for yourself, because now it seems like your dick was smarter then you were.
Does anyone else have high school horror stories? I've got one.
>Be 17
>Have a huge scat fetish
>Watching the Iron Giant one night
>Get to the scene where Hogarth spikes the CIA man's drink with laxatives
>Get a great idea
>My idea was that I would spike my crush's drink with laxatives so while we were in class she would shit herself
>Me, being a scat-fetishist and a white knight, wouldn't mind getting shit on my clothes and I'll carry her to the clinic to wash herself or something
>I thought that if I did that, she would see through my ugly fucking face and see that I'm a good person that'll help people when no one else will
>I'd satisfy my scat fetish, my crush will finally fall for me, and the whole school would think I'm a good natured guy
>A plan so brilliant it would rival the tactics of all of histories greatest generals
>The next day in school
>My crush would bring a tumbler filled with coffee to class
>Talk to my crush's friend about doing a prank on my crush
>Tell her the plan except it ends with her rushing to the bathroom
>She agrees and volunteers to be the one that spikes her coffee
>A few hours later
>Last class
>Keep looking at my crush's friend with a face that basically says "bitch did you fucking do it already?"
>She kept replying with a reassuring nod
>The class ends and the teacher dismisses us
>Feels weird
>Walk up to my crush's friend and ask her about our "plan"
>"In a moment, Anon."
>"Guys, Anon just tried to pull a mean prank [[my crush]] that would make her shit. Luckily, I'm not an asshole like Anon here."
>Everyone is shocked
>One fucking faggot says "He's probably into it."
>>34061932
Part 2.
>That
>Mother
>Fucker
>My stomach churns with horror as I look at my crush
>My crush looks at me with a horrified and angry gaze
>Everyone calls me a fucking perverted weirdo
>Tears start to roll down my face
>Stutter as I try to explain that it was only a prank
>See that my efforts are futile since they kept telling me that I was a fucking weirdo
>Make a run for the door
>Fail to turn the knob but grab on to it
>Slam myself onto the door
>No one tries to stop my as a stumble outside into the halls but their name-calling still persists
>Some even throw their used tampons and napkins at me, the fucking animals
>Run home
>Masturbate to japanese school girls taking shits in public bathrooms
>Ostracized by my whole school
>My parents are called by the school for my "troubling behavior"
>Was forever known as the scat fetishist
Fucking normies, I tell you.
Pic related
That was me around the time this happened.
>>34061936
Lmao kill yourself. It's too early to role play
>>34061936
>Fucking normies
>Revealing your degenerate plan to her friend and ewpecting her tout cooperate
On how many layers of autism are you ? Are you even sentient ?
what are some ways I can make money on the internet?
im in a bad situation
There's always camwhoring but I'll respect you less of you for it
>>34061925
Im not a girl anon sama
Are you a slut?
If no, there's no (realistic) way to make money online.
This is a prostitute in germany.
Cost: 100 euro for 45 minutes. Safer sex only. everything you want. Anal included.
Why staying a virgin? Why staying insecure with girls? Why camsluts? Why porn? JUST DO IT FAGGOT.
Sex with a hooker doesn't remove the problems at all
>>34061884
Honestly hookers>dating
It's cheaper, more secure for your mental state, and less stressful and infuriating. Once you have done it a few times and gotten over beginners nervousness you're set for easy pussy slamming with girls so hot you could never date them. Just be sure to go to professional ones instead of cheap ghetto hoodrats.
This is the world you made women.
>>34061930
>>34061884
yeah, good idea
I'm sure fucking a disease-ridden whore who is only interested in your $$$ will 100% fill the emotional void
Tick tock, wagecuck. Better hurry up. You'll be late at this rate.
Another day, another dollar.
>>34061875
I love neet posting but be more creative next time
>>34061875
Ah, yes the dread of the wagecuck
>>34061891
This
I appreciate pushing "Another day, another dollar." but the rest of the post utterly lacks creativity,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vNlkTWNEI4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZKsgHhpUZE
Good thread anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DD65K4VR6Lw
bump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeJ-z6lgojU
gUYS.
Confirm pl0x
bigfoot revealed!
>>34061833
Guys please I can't confirm on my own.
sorry bigfoot no confirm today...
>>34061833
No bigfoot in russia, all extinct, eaten by mad babushkas. They wear bigfoot skin now.
Has anyone attempted a suicide that failed? Did you regret not finishing the job?
>>34061777
yes
thisisaveryuniquecomment
>>34061777
I did once.
I regret trying. Honestly, being that close to death, I realized that it's kinda pointless to kill myself. I'll die anyways one day, so I might as well enjoy the ride while it lasts.
Nice trips
>>34061777
Yeah, tried. I honestly don't know if I regret it.
I don't know if I wanna be alive...I don't know.
>*blocks your path*
>*breathes in*
I WAS BORN A WOMAN! I WAS BORN A WOMAN!
I WAS BORN A WOMAN! I WAS BORN A WOMAN!
I WAS BORN A WOMAN! I WAS BORN A WOMAN!
I WAS BORN A WOMAN! I WAS BORN A WOMAN!
I WAS BORN A WOMAN! I WAS BORN A WOMAN!
>>34061747
"Well good for you" and step aside and continue with my life without even looking at him
If he follows and continues to block me knock him the fuck out. Easy i think
>>34061781
What if he has a shitload of bodyguards?
>>34061807
Knock them out too
>sperg from steam is playing dota
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Peaa
what's his mmr?
add me
http://steamcommunity.com/id/myworldiscrumblingaroundme/
steamcommunity.com/id/Tomoko420
>tfw no tomoko gf(male)
desu baka senpai oreo
Ohayo /r9k/. Do your best today!
I'm going to call my shrink because I haven't seen her since October and I'm going to run out of anti-psychotics soon. Wish me luck.
I will do my best, maybe.
>>34061685
good luck with that.
sounds important.
Why the FUCK did the jannies ever get rid of these nice threads? Oh, we can have black cock, and trannies, and whatnot, but no Ohayou, right?
Would it ever be possible for a NEET to get a gf? I'm a NEET that's above average looking and tall, I also live in a nice house in a wealthy area. Would I ever have a shot at a gf?
you can't cure autism so no
Only if Misaki-chan comes
>>34061656
I am a NEET and I have a girlfriend.
>inb4 normie get out etc. etc.
I'm just answering the dude's question assholes.
>he doesn't "get" anime
anime is nice and comfy
>>34062282
Anime is a reflection of the soul.
>>34062308
ANIME IS FUCKING TRASH!
https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=2X-TUz201t4