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>trying nofap and haven't jacked off nor looked at porn in a couple of days
>had a dream last night about having a qt gf, looks like pic related except she's a brunnette
>we're out at the lake
>we're swimming around
>I sneak up on her underwater and pinch her butt and she does the whole "anon! haha XD" shit
>we embrace each other
>the air is warm but not too warm, the water just a bit chilly but still comfortable
>the sky is pretty clear with some scattered clouds
>we get out of the water and I fuck her right on the side of the lake
>no one around for miles because /Montana/ or some other place, idk
>the one image from the dream that keeps popping up is the image of her ass in the bikini
>wake up with the urge to rip off a bikini off of a fit chick and fuck her for hours
>I'll never be able to do that
FUCK. I don't think I'm going to be able to make it, nofap doesn't seem attainable.
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I was thinking about making a thread about nofap too.
Was it hard for you at the beginning? I'm on day 6 or so I think
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>>34065249
I'm five days in. My record was ten though. I end up going through a phase like in the OP and then my libido drops off, I get depressed/panicked and then jack off
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No one else have similar experiences on nofap?
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>tfw 4.8 inch dick :(
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>>34065117
I'm a grower not a show-er :( still.
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>>34065117
I refuse to believe dicks like this exist outside of maybe 1 in 10,000,000 men.
I refuse to believe women actually want a dick like that.
I am 90% sure the vast majority of women want 5.0 to 5.5 inches at the most. Women who aren't happy with that are probably also 1 in 10,000,000.
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>>34065117
>4.8 inch dick
cute! :)
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Why don't you just give up and become a nihilst?
You can continue doing nothing witheout the feels of regret and misery or commit suicide knowing that you haven't done a 'bad' thing since there is no 'good' or 'bad'.
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>>34065062
Did you learn about nihilism and Nietzsche is work before posting that or it's just some cliche you heard of and posted it like if you learned about it ?
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>>34065062
Existentialism is inherently better, that's why, fuck you, don't tell me what to think
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Nietzsche wasn't a nihilist you dumb cunt.
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>tfw turning 34 tomorrow and still no girlfriend
Maybe next year, right guys?
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at least you survived this long, I'm only 24 and I'm dying from cancer
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>>34065075
Too much /r9k/?
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>30 khv
My wizard certificate was probably lost in transport or stolen, how do I apply for a new one or a refund?
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HAGATHA : GROSS AS FUCK
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Hello, sexual failures
My name is Hagatha
I resemble Jerry Lewis in a 1968 comedy after being attacked, stung in the eyes by wasps, anemic and anaphylactic, and I have more dark hair on my arms then all of you have on your legs put together
Worship me, because im ugly as shit, boring as fuck, gross and nasty, and you'll never have another female in your life to worship
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>>34064960
Uncle Johnny! Uncle Johnny!Let me suckle on your tits, hot piece of dadpuss.
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>>34064960
What a meanie... you need a hug asap.
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ha, I can't tell the difference between you and the real one!
Why do you guys like japanese culture? they are the most repulsive nation in the world. They are racists, sexists, bigots and fascists.....their whole culture is based on work ethic...from birth to death they do nothing but try to fulfill the demands of their parents, spouses and society....they probably put NEETs in death camps...they are all just a bunch of dumb sheep who blindly follow the rules(the only culture that could've produced kamikaze pilots)
Everything about their culture is just so slimy and repulsive...
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yes but they feel bad about it so they channel all their suffering and discontent into making beautiful art
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>>34064954
>Why do you guys like american culture? they are the most repulsive nation in the world. They are racists, sexists, bigots and fascists.....their whole culture is based on work ethic...from birth to death they do nothing but try to fulfill the demands of their parents, spouses and society....they probably put NEETs in death camps...they are all just a bunch of dumb sheep who blindly follow the rules(the only culture that could've produced kamikaze pilots)Everything about their culture is just so slimy and repulsive...
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>>34064954
It's because NEETs stand out in their culture even more, and we all know how NEETs love dat sweet victimization / persecution, because it's the only attention they'll ever get.
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RAINDROPS
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>>34064863
drop top
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>>34064870
SMOKIN ON KUSH IN THE DROP TOP
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>>34064870
I'm Rick Harrison and this is my pawnshop.
'riginal
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How do you cope with not being able to smile naturally?
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>>34064825
Avoid happiness
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>>34065111
The Trips of Truth
and wisdom
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>>34065111
It's not that I don't want to smile despite having a reason.
I want smile so I look like I'm happy.
I look sad, apathetic or creepy in every photo ever taken of me.
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Daily reminder that if you let a girl pay for ANYTHING while you're on a date, you are a cuck. A real man pays for everything.
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>>34064741
>A real man pays for everything.
Agreed fellow cuckmaster, a man even pays for his girl's other men.
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*OP buys fat lard Mcdonalds 1 hour prior*
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>paying for anything when you know they have money too
It's like you don't even want to be alpha, also dates are pointless, if she wants to fuck you, you don't need a date.
In short, you are the true cuckoldio my man.
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Ugliness is a sin. Good looks are a virtue. You are sinful from birth and people will look at you as such, and will forgive better looking people to keep them virtuous.
Don't think you are above this, you do this to everyone too. You, your parents, your siblings, your teachers, your boss. Everyone you know will always do this.
shit
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When in a position of power, I actually tend to be more severe with beautiful people. I know life is easy for them everywhere, so when I have the possibility to, I give them a hard time.
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oy vey sorry for sinning through inheritance.
How are good looks a virtue? that's implying they are on par with patience and kindness as virtues. Fuck you
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>>34064791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESBXOOMi7SE
Some people inherit big money other genetic misery
this is world we live in
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>tfw have feelings for a 14 year old girl and don't know how to act when she's around me
It doesn't help that she likes me too..
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>>34064706
So how old are you anon
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Stop that anon
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just fuck her anon, 14 is prime female body
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>third day of college
>going to a class with a Fucking qt
>right when class ends the nigger sitting beside her asks her to walk to class
>she doesn't even know him but accepts
Fucking hell, how do these nigger do it?
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she's a dumb slut
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>>34064692
from experience (as much as i hate most girls) most girls are nice, if you ask them questions like this they will rarely tell you "no"
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>>34064692
They try and try and try and try and try and try.
It doesn't happen to you because you never do it.
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>pretend to be ironically crazy
>turns out i'm actually crazy
this can't happy right guys?
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XD sage
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>>34064666
>happy
fug
wasted those trips AND used the wrong word
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It happened to me
During psychosis I thought it was a good idea to be crazy, looked up the whole darn schizophrenia thing and walla, there it went
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So I just completed this series, and while I don't think it was great - a lot of the themes hit close to home.
Anyone out there care to share their thoughts on 'Welcome to the NHK'?
Also, I've been here since 2011 or so but somehow never watched this till now. Anyone here who's been here this long or longer know whether 'Welcome' was a frequent topic in the earlier days of r9k?
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>>34064647
I recently started watching it, around episode 13 or something atm and I really like it. It's not as good or relatable (I'm a 21 year old NEET) as most anons here say it is though but I enjoyed it so far.
>tfw no Misaki to come and save me
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>>34064647
Frankly.
The end makes the whole anime shit.
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>>34064647
I remember it being talked about all the time, but not so much anymore. It makes me really nostalgic. Really used to be more or less required watching for this board.
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Why do women look so disgusting without makeup, while men look normal without it
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>>34064575
make up and makeup remover ruin your skin and most of them way over do it for like 5 years
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>>34064575
>women look so disgusting without makeup
No. They can look good with or without it. But men are the 'rougher' sex and we give each other shit for wearing makeup so you wouldn't know how different we'd look with it anyways.
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>>34064604
Even young women in their prime look awful without makeup.