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When was the last time you had physical contact with a female? Doesnt have to be sexual, for me it was high fiving my cousins wife last week
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saturday, i was baked out of my mind so i cant tell you exactly but i know it was stupid handsy shit (nonsexual), pretty sure we just shoved each other around a bit and such
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I don't even remember. Must have been ages ago.
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>>34066579
Friday night.
She touched my arm, idk how it happened...
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>I am moving and can't take my bike with me.
>cry
>haven't cried in 2 years since I left last GF.
Anyone else get bike feels?
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>>34066413
>crying about some mass manufactured vehicle you could buy anywhere
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>>34066413
Why can't you take your bike?
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>>34066494
Because, it was a project bike, that I wasn't able to finish (no skills no tools) and my other vehicle is a different bike, and I can only take one, and it makes more sense to take the one that runs.
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Hey anon, it's just genetics
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what is the before and after?
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>>34066322
why do i find this vagina so repulsive
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>>34066331
Before and after she got fucked I'm assuming. I see the point OP is trying to make but this is a bad picture to make the point with. Her pussy's probably gonna go back to the "before" in a few minutes. She most likely just got a dick pulled out of her so of course it's gonna be a little loose for a second.
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>it's another "anon is spending time with his oneitis" dream episode
how does one sleep without having any dreams at all? these shit aren't dreams, they are the worst of all nightmares
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>>34066277
didn't have (or remember, I think you always dream) any dreams while I still smoked weed, that's probably the biggest downside of quitting, cause when awake you can ignore your problems but your subconcious doesn't forget
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>>34066349
I can't take weed though. Is there some sort of mental thing I can do to make me stop dreaming. Honestly if I'm going to dream of *her* again, I'm going to cry.
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>>34066427
maybe try to learn lucid dreaming so you can wake yourself up, other than that i don't know what to do, if I knew I would do it, believe me.
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>Older sister was engaged to a man and planned to marry him in December
>she breaks up with him in November the month before the wedding, saying that she's suddenly developed cold feet, that marriage feels scary and permanent, that she wants to take a break to sort her feelings out
>December 12th
>the fiance asks my sister if she's figured anything out about her feelings or plans
>my sister tells him that she's fallen out of love with him over time and that she just wants to be friends
>later that night, he kills himself via shotgun blast to the head
>my sister cries every day now and has lost a lot of weight from lack of eating
How do I convince my sister that what happened wasn't her fault?
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>>34066272
But anon, it was her fault for agreeing to marry a man she didn't love.
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>>34066272
She probably recognized early signs of mental illness which confirmed he wasn't the strong figure she needed.
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But it was her fault.
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>back from the gym already, anon?
>did those teenagers make fun of you again?
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>>34066240
You better keep eating as much as you can because when the day comes that I'm strong enough to carry you you are going to have to fend yourself against rats on the streets
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>>34066240
>tfw no landwhale to come back and fuck when I've been working hard at the gym
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>>34067117
why even live my dude
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How do guys feel about girls who are super clingy and kind of obsessive?
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That's exactly what I want in a woman.
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In itself they're not exactly bad traits, but they're often red flags that the girl is crazy in other ways.
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It's nice.
But if it gets to a point where I can't do anything by myself or be around others without her flipping out/worrying then it's a problem.
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This is her hair scrunchy
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This belongs to a girl who I am completely obsessed with and the smell radicating off it is just orgasmic. I have masturbated to this shit, I am 100% in LOVE with her. I want her to be my woman so so so badly that it isnt even funny.
In early december we went out and by god we had the best time ever. We ordered the same food, laughed and talked like a social couple and even among the other couples there we looked like we had the best time. So great in fact that we stayed till the restuarant owner said he was leaving and locking up.
She doesnt know how deeply rooted into her I am. Im starting a company soon and shes the first to congradulate me and tell me how well im doing.
She knows im a very very good man but I guess she still isnt ready for me yet and turns me down cause she is focused on her career paths.
I just want to make sweet passionate sex with her and raise a family with her. I know all her baby names she wants for her kids. I take notes everytime we talk on the phone. I watch shows she watches so conversation stays great.
My god I am infatuated with her on every possible level.
Am I crazy os is this pure undiluted love
I will have her
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>>34066159
SHE BETTER NOT BE WHITE
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>>34066159
Well just remember she is not the person you have created in your head, you have made an idealized version of her who you are now worshipping like a dumb fuck. Also remember that obsession and desperateness are not good traits and women will notice that shit. And you sound desperate as fuck.
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>>34066159
See you on the evening news mate, you sound proper mental.
>tfw have already fapped 10 times to 4chan's banner
Am I degenerate for doing this?
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Yes, especially since there's nothing remotely sexual about it.
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>>34066113
>saw this on flash a few years ago
>so high test I literally jerked off only to her hip movements
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FTZBD2VXWco
Not the only thing of his I've jerked off to, and I remember when I could jerk off to fully clothed women with nothing remotely sexual about them. God damnit I miss it.
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>>34066113
No. Just a bit dumdum. :^)
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>tfw you have the biggest dick on /r9k/
you mad dicklets?
you wet/hard fembots?
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>>34065984
>that cock
>that face and beard
Please post more anon,including your balls if you can
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>>34065984
you look like hagrids son
your dick is not aesthetically pleasing
the angle doesn't make it look bigger
fuck off
put a bag over that face ffs
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post more please
post belly
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what do you collect /r9k/?
pic related are my reis, got a few more since this pic was taken though
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>>34065951
Regrets, mostly.
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>>34065951
I collect books, I guess. But not like 1st edition hardbacks. I just keep every book I read whether I like it or not.
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I have a few figures, maybe just short of being called a collection.
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>hit 215 after all the christmas goodies
>was 185 in august and my goal was to be under 180
>tfw getting even fatter than I've ever been
any other bots struggling to lose weight
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>>34065925
Quit eating fatty fat.
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>>34065925
I'm struggling to gain weight, I was 125 lbs this time last year and now I'm 115. How the fuck do you guys do it?
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>>34066004
Caloric excess + some exercise and you are done.
You have the easy job, trust me.
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>tfw 5incher
originallatallie
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I have a 5.4 incher and I got laid multiple times by the same girl, so she obviously didn't find it to be too much of a problem.
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>>34065908
>tfw 6 x 5.5
w-will it be enough
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>>34065908
what difference does it make if you're never getting laid anyway?
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>sperghetti joins my discord
>ask who he is
>starts to avoid my question and sperg out
>ban him
you snooze you lose
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>>34065901
You're so cool
I needed to bump this so that everyone can see how cool you are
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I want to be friends with the autistic Remiposter
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This was definitely worth starting a new thread, good one on your OP
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>tfw the first robot was a female
>tfw the most famous robot character is a female
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christine_Chubbuck
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She wasn't a robot. Please leave and don't come back unless you find the suicide video
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>She lamented to co-workers that her 30th birthday was approaching and she was still a virgin
>Apparently, she had an unrequited crush on co-worker George Peter Ryan. She baked him a cake for his birthday and sought his romantic attention, only to find out he was already involved with sports reporter Andrea Kirby.
>She was self-deprecating, criticizing herself constantly and rejecting any compliments she was given.
One of us.
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>>34066034
Nope, she was an ultra-Stacy. She waited 30 years for Chad and when he showed no interest, she killed herself. I guarantee you ANYTHING on this PLANET that AT LEAST ___one___ MAN asked her out in those 30 years and she REJECTED him/them