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Welcome back to the newest incarnation of the Imouto thread. Remember to hug your Imouto and report results!
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Hopefully our regulars will return soon!
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Did they let old one die
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>>34030637
No, it was shut down due to the pedo talk. Shits disgusting, I wish they'd fuck off back to Plebbit or Tumblrinaville with that shit

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I'm bored please talk to me about stuff
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I've been NEET for 8 months or so now. Jesus Christ I get so bored being at home so often
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>>34068859
neet for 3 years now, i get fucking bored, i left r9k for 3 months and came back now i have no idea what to do with ,my fucking life
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>>34068859

Was at the park, chilling my mind or trying to. I saw a big snail on a flower, it kind of made me smile. A screeching kid came running and stepped on it. Now I'm sad. I fucking hate children.

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>five years ago
>used to live in student accommodation
>was acquaintances with this girl
>we had some things in common
>she complimented my butt a few times
>she used to bring Chads over to fuck
>I left that place four years ago
>she told me we'll meet again some time
>she just contacted me again on FB

Other details relevant to this story

>she's tall, blond, blue eyed Viking blood with a manly face
>her father own a huge ranch somewhere on the the other side of the planet
>I'm a very smart high achieving manlet
>she's not that smart but her height and semi-decent looks got her far
>she basically spent the last five years whoring herself

Should I? I know it's a beta thing to do but it my be my best bet, to be honest. I know she might cheat on me or whatever, but if I she gives me a child, I'd consider that a win, anyway. I don't think I have better mating chances with women as good looking.
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>>34068159
go for it, boi.
qqqwwwqqq
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BTW, when I say tall, I mean, really tall. I think she has more manly genes than me, tbqh.
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>>34068159
Why would she pick you if she can pick chad?

Is she becoming an old rostie?

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What the fuck robots, you said Indian males are
bottom tier, all the Indians in college except one fat dude have GF's

are we fucking worse than indians, tell me it aint so.
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>>34067992
Well, it's trendy to have non white boyfriends these days, you should know that by now.
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Beaners(non white natives) are the new bottom.Pajeets get by due to intelligence , height and wealth)
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We're worse than everyone

That's why we're here

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Is there some kind of dating site specifically for awkward or autistic people? Geeks, nerds, etc? Everywhere I look is full of normies. I feel like I MIGHT have a chance with an abnormal girl. to be honest I'm not really interested in normie girls anyway.
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>>34067893
https://www.bronymate.com/
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>>34067893
If there was, Chad and his "bros" would camp out on there since they know that "awkward" and "autistic" girls are so desperate that they'll instantly drop their panties for a Chad if he just breathes in their direction

>tl;dr: if there was one it'd get ruined by Chads
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>>34067893
hi, im asexual. does that count as weird enough?

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stanley

are u in here

pls come back
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>>34067851
I am here.

It is okay, child.
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>>34067894
where are your trips

you dont sound like stanley
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Forget stanley, what happened to Brandon?

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hi, can you guys please tell me what motivates you guys to do these things?
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>>34067629
there are different reasons to do this, usually it is either
>reaching political goals
or
>the pure fun of making people believe stuff that is not true
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>>34067629
We've been outcasts of the society for 10-20 years on average. We've hated you people so we found refuge on the internet. You came to the internet and started doing your stupid real life normal shit. We hated you then. We hate you now. Fuck you. Fuck everyone who even looks like you.
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>>34067629

To do what now anonatronius?

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So you want a GF but you have no job, no apartment, no hobbies toake you look interesting, no friends, your family hates you, and a small penis
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>>34067594
yes pretty much it
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>>34067594
that would be nice yeah
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laci green looks like she'd enjoy a nice anal gape

>closest friends don't even bother inviting you to parties anymore
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>>34067579
they are not your friends
>original comment
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>>34067579
>you lost contact with the last of your high school friends 6 years ago
i don't even care, dude
they've got lives to worry about and shit
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there are no such thing as friends, only enemies

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If you want happiness, you can get it in liquid form.

You will feel the most intense pleasure your body is capable of feeling.
It's also better tell girls "i'm a recovering heroin addict" than "i've never done anything in my life".
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t. I fucked up my life and need to drag someone else in my own shit so I feel better
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>>34067380
>It's also better tell girls "i'm a recovering heroin addict" than "i've never done anything in my life".

Hahahahahahaha.

That's a good one.
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>>34067800
He's probably right though.

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Is asexuality the comfiest orientation?

>enjoy life without worrying about roasties
>don't have to spend time watching porn and cleaning jizz
>get to fully enjoy vidya, writing and education without distraction
>entire income all to myself
>girls try to be "the one to change you"
>get to turn down roasties

feel sorry for you sexual fags
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That's like saying having no taste is good because this way you avoid having to prepare a good meal.

Too bad you miss out the joy of tasting stuff, in this case the joy of fapping yourself to sleep to good doujinshi.
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>>34067461
>comparing delicous food to rubbing against a sweaty, bateria laden human
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>>34067343
I cannot begin to tell you how much I envy asexuals. Sexuality is the biggest load of bullshit anyone has to deal with on this planet.

At least you have the good sense to see what a gift you have, OP. I am sick of seeing Tumbrina asexuals complaining about all the "persecution" they get for their orientation.

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Another Stacy whore gets enriched.
Her ex-nigger BF threw acid and disfigured her. No CHAD will ever love her again. Hopefully she kills herself.

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>>34067294
And yet you'll turn around and praise Elliot Rogers for racking up a kill count before he offed himself. Hypocrites!
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>>34067406


Elliot was right


Ynoriginal oregano
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that black guy would be very gl if he lost weight.

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Ask a 6'3 8/10 Chad with a 9/10 Stacy gf anything
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gf pic for proof :)
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Bump talk to me bois
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you look more like a normie lol xd

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>you will never blowbang 5 - 10 guys

I HATE THIS WORLD!!!!!!
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fucking slut i hate you
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>>34067226
Speak for your self dersuregano
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You could arrange 5 dudes to suck off in one night pretty easily

Quality of said dudes is another matter entirely

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>there are millions of qt virgins getting deflorated by Chad right as you're reading this
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>>34067191
makes me feel
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>We're trying to pull through for his leftovers
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>>34067191
i dont care im asexual

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