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neliel wants that Ichigo dick but too bad he marries Inoue

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>>34070437
Having horny days when you need to be productive.

>>34070437
>horny days
Why are you off the pill?

Your loosing it. You need to go outside for a while.

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>>34070424
Well what you are feeling is called Patriotism, military brainwashing, death wish, romanticism of war and probably a hint of gun nut / historical nut
Do not go to actual battlefield too, war is and always was hell, you're viewing it with rose colored lenses right now because war is clean to you now
In actual battlefield there is starvation, disease, mutilation, people shitting and pissing themselves, tough split second calls on if the civilian is strapped with a bomb or if he/she is just fucking stupid to dig his/her pockets near group of soldiers

in war you don't make the calls, your superior officer does, if your officer tells you to gun down a suspicious group of civilians you do it or face mil court even if not gunning them down was the right call it is not your call to make

"i was just following orders" is the common cry of the PTSD ridden soldier that can't sleep at night because he still remembers the faces of the people he had to shoot down because the CO thought they were armed and didn't want his team dead

what goes to war is red cheeked youngsters trying to save the world, what comes out is a broken shell of a man that starts to see the world in a new light
they see punks breaking public property and wonder is this what i killed for?
idiots high on drugs destroying their lives and wondering did i kill for his future that he is pissing away?
they see politicians lie through their teeth and starts to wonder was this what i killed for?
their country betrays them doesn't pay for their treatment or even the promised college or whatever motivated them to go to fight in the first place
his soldiers instincts are telling him to fight but his remaining sanity tells him to fight the urge, these are the people i fought to save what is the point if i kill them, who did fight for?

TLDR; don't do it, there is no parade or medals, only the mental illnesses you bring back with you, soldiers are the unsung heroes that die in the dark

>>34070670

Pure hollywood tier autism. I was in an infantry unit in the Army. About 75% of the people I was around on a daily basis were combat veterans. They loved it. They felt as strongly about it as OP does. My squad leader told me once he believes god put him on earth to deploy to Afghanistan.

The "only soldiers know that war is hell" is a hollywood meme. War is a hell of a lotta fun, and its satisfying on a deep level because organized violence is what millions of years of evolution has designed men to do and it's completely absent from modern life. OP's feels are a sort of "call of the wild" the every man with healthy testosterone levels should have

>>34070388
Because their job is just to yell at other people to do their job.

There are only two jobs: doers and yellers.

Or, as Bertrand Russel, "there are only two jobs: those who move matter and those who tell others to do it."

>>34070388
I just make it a point to stay out of my boss's sight most the time. She's the same way.
>take the time to stop and do some menial shit like doing a safety sweep
>"ANON, WHAT'RE YOU DOING WASTING TIME SWEEPING"
>try to stock as much product before shifts over
>"ANON, YOU HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTES, STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND CLEAN UP!"

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Retail/food service management is a low paying shitfest where moving up is basically a 'who can be the biggest cunt/backstabber' contest.

The job attracts the type of person who will take the lowest available type of authority and get off on abusing it.

They want you doing exactly what they've told you to do, even if it's dumb.

Initiative is not rewarded in most cases.

no, i think they look very cute.

I like thick and wiggly eyebrows. Just as long as we're not talking unibrow territory here.

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>>34070318
YES! I prefer them far more than those pencil line tier ones. The question is do girls like guys with thick eyebrows?

You could still try as a side job, don't give up on what you want to do in this life, please don't.
I want to be a voice actor, it's too late for me, you still can do it!

>>34070284
Are you literally me? Only a trip back to middle school could save me. Join a different high school, dedicate my life to the dream, know people who are like me. Instead I had to fuck it up

>>34070332
I'm also interested in being a voice actor. I made a thread about this a long time ago. I haven't done much to pursue it, but I probably need to practice more and start looking for people online that need free amateur acting. I noticed some people take memes or web comics and dub voices for them, so maybe that's a good place to start.

Lol you think girls don't know what is a boner?
Dude... She's probably into you.
And if you play your cards right... you'll be INTO her!
...her butthole!

Srslytho famdingo you'll prolly just fuck everything up and shoot up a school. Give a nigga a heads up if it's in Colorado!

i was at a mental health ward not too long ago and the leader of athletics who is a hot girl was talking to me and i closed my eyes and imagined a different context to her words -- that i am a first timer to sex and she is going to take my virginity! i got a boner so fast, right in front of her, and she noticed.. but she just make the expression to me like "i don't care". what a nice and hot girl.

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>barley even hugged a girl

BARELY not Barley

Why does this typo piss me off so much

>>34070196
>take internet iq test
>140
>take real irl iq test
>93

>>34070257
>take internet IQ test

118

>take IRL test

131


Mmmm...

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heEEEEELLLLLOOO

WHEERE IS STANLEY

I CANT TAKE I ANY LONGER

>>34070085
The Guest and The Double are fucking great, underrated movies.

>>34070119
Dude fuck off. Imdb ratings for these both are too low.in my experience I don't tend to enjoy movies with low ratings.

I watched Barton Fink recently. Noir style movie about a theater writer who moves to Hollywood. Basically about the arrogance and naivety of people that claim to be out for the little guy.

I don't even get those. The girls I've been interested in give me their numbers but usually take 3 days to give a 2 word response if at all.

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>>34070165
That sucks, man.

Most of the time if I'm pussy enough to do this shit I've probably been friends with them for a while.

Pic related is me 4 years ago. Me and this girl hardly talk anymore but are on good terms.

>>34070221
>that instant backpedalling
Notice how she is made to feel uneasy by not feeling sexual attraction towards supplicating betas, by her animalistic urges not living up to Hollywood fairytales. I think some of the animosity towards "nice guys" is motivated by said men repeatedly causing this discomfort in women.

t. Ultimate Normie

>>34070068
Fatties can't be robots you're just fat

>>34070062
It physically disgusts me that there are skelly cunts who post here

If youre skinny you have no right to complain about anything, gain some weight you stupid thin idiot

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>>34070046
>tfw to intelligent to attend harvard

>two Asians in pic

Why are they so superior?

>>34070112
it seems the further away from africa you got the more evolved you became

not really sure what happened in the middle east, maybe it was the lack of winters, but then again they built the pyramids and did a lot with math and astronomy

k,originini

>math class 6th grade
>fun day, we get to go outside
>kid suggests we play baseball
>I say "no one wants to play with you"
>he starts crying, tells me I have to understand that words hurt
>goes to the bathroom to cry

>>34070069
Don't fucking "k" me you little faggot ass bitch rudypoo

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ll5ASj63Qv

right here

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Winter is black metal season.

i know a guy who played in the band "Buchenwald Oven"
r8

>>34069858
It's pretty fucking fun though and the lore hardly matters. Just ignore the tumblr shit.

>ragtag crew of misfits and gays beating the shit out of more misfits and gays

seems about right

me n the crew used to pick all McCree and trigger on everyone in chat with our superior white genes

>>34069858
undertale and that one game made by that tranny. apart from that, you're right.

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Pic related, it's me. About 125k an eye

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Bump pls guys I'm 26 and still a khv...

>>34069788

>mom buys penis shrinking surgery