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Sex.

If a man doesn't get it, he becomes depressed, bitter and angry. It's in our biology.
And they don't get it, because they're not valued as men.

>>38937433
Social rejection? Even if they aren't being sexist, they'll be accused of being a nice guy anyway. Not to perputuate the wrong redpill thing, but there is some truth in not being a nice guy.
Hint: don't be desperate. They'll know. Don't act like soul mates exist either.
Which is of course why I won't find a girlfriend. No perfect girl exists who won't divorce you anyway or is actually both attractive and likes your hobbies while being simultaneously faithful.
Also, for racism, I guess because blacks are more sexually successful in general?

>>38937433
Because they're smart enough to know the truth

>>38937428
Our daddy told us not to be afraid of our handshakes

>>38937428
*drives you around the town*
you dont have to be sorry champ,our dad tought us to never be shy about our jobs

Our father taught us a few things about business too. Like how to impress the manager with good eye contact and a firm handshake.

*made better*

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>>38937457
Fuck you I want my foreskin back

>>38937457
Good goyim

I'm not a robot

200 billion pounds of what?

>>38937386
UK GBP pound money

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>>38937372
>invest in robotics research
>invest in AI research
>invest in creation of biological artificial limbs/organs/tissues
>see how the cyber-waifus come into existence before your death

>>38937351
Have you tried seeing a doctor and getting meds?

i dont know i just try to ignore them

>>38937377
I'm on medication but I've only been getting worse.
>>38937379
That's becoming harder to do. They calm down a little bit if I cut myself.

>tfw no gf
>tfw no wife to breed
>tfw ywn procreate

>overpopulated planet
>limited resources
>most people are scumbags, anyway

To say nothing of free time and disposable income. Yeah, hard pass on that kid thing. Nice bait though.

>>38937421
>Niggers being artificially sustained = The Dying West and East

Fuck you

What kind of satisfaction is he talking about?

I dont get it.

>>38937215
I'm pretty sure he means prime teen pussy

>>38937215
as far as I can gather, being drunk and being drunk every day this week, and every week past for as long as I can remember

because I had a shit childhood I took to nihilism and substance abuse not for the future goal, achievement, end result; but rather because it makes me actually feel happy in the now.

you can swap my traits I put in there for anything, and the activities connected with the likewise

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Surprisingly unoriginal

>>38937185
That's not even BB

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>>38937225
>implying venom doesn't deserve the title of boss

that tiny dick makes me feel ever so slightly better about myself
thanks bud

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>>38937158
>explain yourself
I'm autistic.

>>38937158
I'm too lazy to do all the shit you need to get a girl to sleep with you, like having a job, moving out of my parents' basement, and doing things outside on a regular basis.

Just stay away from her anon, its clear she's a bipolar nigger and can't keep her emotions in check.

If you're still interested, make your intention clear immediately. Ask her for a date, or rather suggest a meetup.

NEVER trust women with fluid emotions. Happened to me, one day she says she'll loves me and says all this sappy shit to me and the next she sends me screenshots of her agreeing to go out with a guy. Bitches shouldn't be trusted at this day and age.

>>38937120
take consolation in the fact that's no doubt not the most pathetic thing to happen on secondlife

>>38937120
You could have saved fifteen bucks by simply coming here and claiming you did.

on what website? i want to do it too

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fuck

>18-24
>5'4"-5'6" is ideal
>white (esp. eastern european) or asian
>europe
>art, music, lit, phil, anime
>i'm lonely
>love
>kindness
>idk
>19, hafu, europe, art

>>38937116
in the mood for memes
>18-26
>4'11-5'9 anything but a hambeast
>White, Southern USA
>Vidya, Guns, martial arts, fishing
>Help with life shit would be nice, however its not solely about that. I am ready to progress to the next stage of my self evolution which requires assistance
>A plethora of skills, companionship, not being a deadbeat piece of shit
>loyalty
>having a dick :^)
>20, White, Southern US, Vidya and guns for the most part

>>38937116
>her age
A teen.
>her height
A little under five feet.
>her hobbies/interests
Animu/manga, old video games, older rock bands (but no older than 90s), the Internet and computers.
>Why do you want a gf?
Such a stupid fucking question you fucking autistic faggot.
>What could you offer.
Me stupid ass.
>What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Pale. Prefer brunette/black-haired, small boned cute brown/black eyed girl that talks alot.
>Deal breakers
Is a christfaggot or similar, listens to rap or country, likes new shitty things that the jews try to get people into, has lots of friends and or loves to go out. Has too much faith in anything at all. Hates men or ironically isn't negative about the world to the point of practically misanthropy whilst ironically being a misunderstood people person, a humanist.
>Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
I'm a forever neet that moved back in with my parents a couple years after aging out of foster care, due to me not being motivated enough to put myself through school, nor do shit work after the world decided to not hire me. I'm twenty eight (haven't applied to jobs since teen, and am not about to try again after they made me wait so long to live my life), fucking a shithole called FL that contributed to my failure at life, and you could guess my interests. I like to fawn over weird things like the pocketchip, though would never buy one because they're not really for sale, so just Soc computers, and other things that you can always have with you so you can have your favorite everything in your pocket with you at alll times, yet I've never owned much aside from androids and hacked video game consoles. Things like fanmade games, computer programming and Unix/Linux are of course interesting, weeb shit is sometimes interesting, especially when I was younger, I like working with my hands to the point of making ocarinas and such, want to make guns, comment long

*sips cofe*

Coffee is for normies.

If you want the caffeine high, use caffeine pills. No added extra stuff. You can measure the dose exactly. It enters your system in a fast, controlled way.

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>>38937112
"H-have you finished drinking your coffee, yet? M-my name is A-anon, a-and..."

*extends hand nervously*

it's like you were destined to be on this board from the very beginning. the kind of person nothing can fix.

>>38937072
i hope your mom beat the dogshit out of you

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>>38937072
>used to enjoy papercrafts and paper mache when i was 10
>used to make my own
>would make toilet paper men out of toilet water and toilet paper
>used to hide them behind the toilet pipes
>when one went mouldy id flush it away and hold a funeral for it with the other paper mache men around the bowl

I bought some ethereum some months ago and trippled what I put in. I used Coinbase, but I wouldn't suggest buying now. It's higher than it's been the whole summer.

>>38937031
Try ETH, watch the markets and the news, once you get a good understanding of it, go on /biz/ but don't fall for pump n dumps

>>38937064
Is it difficult to convert them back into 'real' currency? Do you need to pay any additional fees/taxes?