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I wish they weren't.

>>34074200
you got dubs, your wish will come true

>>34073824
I'm a normal, well adjusted and conventionally successful adult. So yes, we do exist.

>>34073782
>is Schizoid personality disorder a meme disorder?

Yes

100%

Schizoid is just an adjective

>>34073816
why is it a meme disorder

>What the fuck do they want!?

Chad

How do I know if a girl is a bully and get her to bully me and make myself look vulnerable so that at some point she makes me meet her in out-of-sight alley where I cum inside her vagina 10 times? Is it literally only nigress?

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>be autistic and shy around girl
>she thinks you're being cool and aloof

>>34073767
Just a quick haymaker, that's all.

Just one, they have atleast that much coming to them.

I want to hold you anon. I'm sorry you feel this way, I agree with what you're saying though

>guy has a wife/gf who he beats up regularly
>she stays with him, feminists and liberals ser nothing wrong with this

>I look for a gf while being not-Chad
>>OMG YOURE NOT LIKE ENTITLED TO A RELATIONSHIP YOU SEXIST LONELY PATHETIC MANCHILD WTF DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO OFFER IN EXCHANGE FOR THIS HOT BODY

men who beat their gfs/wives have no problem finding companionship and keeping it, but apparently I'm the bad guy for not being Chad and not beating women

Really made me thinktivate my almonds

she looks nothing like Mei

>>34073657

Mei or the dumb roastie?

>>34073657
Mei looks like some tumblerina. Annoying in game especially the sound that she makes when she ults. She is overall a fat whore who wants to go for chad dick. It disgusts me.

>>34073561
become a cute girl so i can service all the thirsty robots on this board

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>>34073561
become a cute girl and get a cute robot bf

>tfw no qt robot bf

>>34073620
>>34073658
only top lads would think this way, saving us from loneliness.

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>>34073554

I have those things too. The only thing that gets rid of most of them is to cut carbohydrates almost completely out of my diet.

I still indulge once a week, but otherwise I stay off them. My skin usually clears up in a week or two when I do that.

Maybe give that a try.

>>34073788

thanks for the advice. the thing is I didnt have these problems 1.5 years ago and I cant explain to myself what did I do wrong.

could hormones or a bacterial infection be the cause?

I cut sweets by 90 %

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srsly go see a dermatologist
I went two days ago and she gave me some prescriptions to help

You should pretend you're a pilot, and act like your plane's crashing.

You're gonna get made fun of anyway so who cares.

>>34073487
Yeah but why would you care?

>>34073462
>mfw i was younger i used to take my scooter, ride to the forest, just sit there alone and tell my mum i was with friends

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projecting much?

anyway, before you do 5 hours of music, take this 5 hour audiobook (first 19 minutes are optional)

https://youtu.be/yXcmkSqAqTI

this is chill thread now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1uyNWt6TK0

Left definitely, right is more numale cucks

>>34073409
>collegehumor
>redpilled
IS
THIS
B8
M8?

>>34073659
>numale cucks

Is it just because of how he looks?

>>34073397

Be Chad. Don't not be Chad.

>>34073397

Get better face and bones.

>tinder
>game

fuck off normie

Pooping desuuu

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post girls with daddy issues lads

>>34073371
>no our Kay

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Fuck you!

I do it with my clothes on while looking at some degenerate 2D porn or a penis video.

>imagination
cool

>memories
even cooler

>porn vids
absolutely, irredeemably degenerate

consider suicide

>>34073384
Look, son. A time traveller from the fifties.

>>34073282

>she cheats
>you have to move out now

Good job, turbo-beta.

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>shes the one who cheated
>you move out

jesus grow a spine

>>34073474
>>34073542
I don't want to live here. Would rather get a cheap place with some friends than pay for the entire place by myself.

https://whitesuns.bandcamp.com/album/totem
Discovered this recently, really well executed noise-rock that's devoid of any catchiness a normie might appreciate.
Any of that terrible vocaloid or technopop with anime vocals are extremely normie repellant aswell

>>34073264
>normie proof music?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHReqKRvonE

>>34073264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSXJerQUndY