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WHY THE FUCK DOES MY TUMMY HURT???????
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>34074481
Stop eating so much cum
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have you taken your medication today?
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>>34074503
IVE NEVER EATEN CUM IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
REEEEEEEE
>>34074528
I HAVE
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/chinlet/ non master race
fellow chinlets report in
are you aware that fixed chinletis and occlusion could change your face aesthetic from 3/10 to even 6/10!
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>was really fat
>lost 100lbs
>my neck is huge as fuck
>i look great from the front but my head is too small from the side
>no fat neck like OP pic, neck is straight up to my jaw but my face sticks out like 1 inch from my neck
fuck this planet
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>>34074599
op pic is result of mouth breathing + overbite
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>>34074464
If Elliot's mother was named Chi, she would be a Chinlet.
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I have an interview for a job that pays $90k starting
I'll probably fuck it up but at least employer senpai noticed me.
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>>34074324
Congrats, let me eat your ass as an award
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90k a month....?
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>>34074389
A year, most like. That's still above middle class.
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Why is she so perfect?:-D
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She's not.
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>>34074170
because she's a dyke
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>>34074170
that is literally the worst pic she has taken
why not post one of the others
Wow can you believe he gave up sex for a whole year? A year! That must have been unbearable.
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>>34074150
wait why aren't gays allowed to donate blood?
What if I am a gay KHV robot?
obviously i never want to donate blood anyways but it's not like fagjuice runs in my veins, they should just check people for STDs first instead of outright barring gays, don't you think
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>gay man
This is necessary to mention this why?
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>>34074193
>>34074210
Fags aren't allowed to give blood because of the danger of AIDs, if I recall correctly
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If singles I get wendys
If dubs I get chic filla
If trips I order a pizza and buffalo wings
If quads I eat nothing
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Get the chili and some chicken nuggies and dip the nuggies in the chili
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If dub's, you get KFC family bucket
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>>34074098
get fucked you fat whore
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She ain't gonna settle for one of you creeps. Ya heard?
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Her top notch profile for your thirsty bastards
But seriously, how to respond?
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I would really like to hear her answer when asked about what she's been through and why the world is supposed to owe her a favor because of it.
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>>34074267
>That's the same age as me
Holy shit I am so grateful for the wall, she hasn't even hit it yet but you can tell her looks are already declining rapidly.
My looks are only improving as I age, I'll be the one who can afford to have standards ha ha ha
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This board isn't funny anymore
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Why do things get lamer with the underagers joining? Their observations often pick the lowest hanging fruit and they just repeat shit they've read on reddit. This board lost its charm.
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>>34074084
>underagers
I'm 23 and by far the worst poster on this board
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>>34074110
Yeah, most of the worst posters here are between 19 and 24.
I believe you.
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>>34074084
There's just not that many places that have so much nostalgia.
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>Are you tired, anon? Want to come lay your head on your nee-san's lap?
How do you respond?
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Sorry, no can do kiddo, I'm not a faggot.
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>>34074058
C-can I have some milk??
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>>34074058
why is a couch talking to me
I'm embarrassed by how poor I am and how I live. I would never invite anyone over, nor would I let them know I sleep in a sleeping-bag on a concrete floor.
Praise God I have internets and a few musical instruments.
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You live alone, phriend?
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>>34074037
>nor would I let them know I sleep in a sleeping-bag on a concrete floor.
What do you use for a pillow?
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That sounds pretty cool actually.
Minimalist.
do you ever feel nostalgic?
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>>34074014
All the time. I want to go back to 2014 so bad.
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>>34074014
The '90s and the year 2000 were nice, too.
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>>34074014
Yes, those were the good old days. Now the internet is filled with normies 24/7 thanks to smartphones.
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My life is an act. Im an actor. I feel so bad but people see me as this funny confident smart guy. I just want to stay inside my bed and drink fine whiskey and smoke cigarettes and weed. I feel like I have a burnout. Cant concentrate too well. Hate crowds. Feel cool emotionally and physically. Want to sleep until 1pm. Why am I forced to go to this place and learn shit daily. Everything seems pointless. Is this generic whining or do you feel me?
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>>34073944
Are you 13?
oregnalio
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Take advantage of your education, focus on that and work hard. If you don't you'll always regret it
The whiskey and weed can come later, they'll still be there after you worked your ass off to get a good job
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>>34074036
not op but I don't feel like working hard everything seems pointless, no purpose, I'm not happy and I'm miserable
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>watching a black sitcom
>the characters are studying and doing homework
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But I'm black and I do those things
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>watching sitcoms in the 2010s
>white men are depicted as stupid, fat, nerdy, childish, or rich and snobby
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>>34073880
>But I'm bIack and I do those things
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Ok /eternalNEET/ bros and siss, how do we make money without leaving the house
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>>34073860
Go to your local supermarket and fill out a job application
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>>34073898
>what is reading comprehension
Brainlet wage slave confirmed for being retard with zero original ideas. What a surprise
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Purchase rare items online.
Sell from home for profit.
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>This doesn't really bother you, does it Anon?
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>>34073855
fig newtons are amazing
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>>34073881
>Tfw no fig Newtons to munch on while shitposting
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>>34073933
Haven't them in so long but can taste them when thinking about them. Damn I want some