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Come on now. Now drunk anons on here?

A bottle of the kraken its not night thou its like mid day~

I'm an eurofag, it's late evening here. Excellent choice my friend. Is rum your go-to drink?

Bumping my thread nigger

bum the memes kek kek kek

It's a Tuesday night, you fucking alco.

>>38937888
If it pays good then why not. I hope you dont get any work accidents.

>>38937888
I do gardening/refurbishment work for cash in hand on the side and it's infinitely more rewarding than any other jobs i do. Spent the other day using a flamethrower to kill off unwanted plants in a wealthy family's driveway and got paid double what i do in legitimate jobs.

>>38937908
Thanks anon, me too.
My colleagues allways tell me horror stories about the accidents they had and the people they saw die from accidents.
They are veternas and worked in constructions for most of their lives, im sometimes horrified when i hear how someone cut their throat with a flex or something , but it makes it even more satisfying knowing this stuff is risky

Fuck, I forgot to ask for just general tips for a cyborg going to college

>>38937903
Don't be yourself (to an extent). Force yourself into uncomfortable situations. Learn a few things which have nothing to do with the program you are ib. Make your transition to adulthood.

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I need a place to live asap at app state any lonely robots here?

>tfw no gf who loves me even though im a loser

You probably just want one because you think that a "loser" is more likely to want to date you. The truth is that women will always plenty of men to choose from

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holy shit, it's me as a woman

>>38937772
>>Tfw you imagine how much musky orange dick cheese must be hiding beneath your foreskin
Would there be any? Cause nothing can reach that area of your dick, right?

>>38937996
Orange?

Have you never seen smegma?

So jewish people can't be robots?

By this time she has probably already sucked dozens of cocks now and fucked in every kind of position while you still think about her like a cuck

>>38937746
>tfw no girl next door crush
All the girls in my neighborhood are ugly desu

>>38937746
>>tfw no girl next door crush
All the girls in my neighborhood ignore my existence or avoid me like I'm some sort of demon desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3qWmqNK6pk

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This is what I sketched today.
An ogre getting raped by fairies.

>>38937693
i know you,you already made a post on r9k about your song months ago, i like your other songs, not this one, also get a bass

>>38937660
First for ebin needs to be lobotomised

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Drink a pint of Beer

Third for reasoned discussion on the modern history of the Middle East and Iran

>>38937616
Nearly 1.3 million people die in road crashes each year, on average 3,287 deaths a day.
An additional 20-50 million are injured or disabled.
More than half of all road traffic deaths occur among young adults ages 15-44.
Road traffic crashes rank as the 9th leading cause of death and account for 2.2% of all deaths globally.
Road crashes are the leading cause of death among young people ages 15-29, and the second leading cause of death worldwide among young people ages 5-14.
Each year nearly 400,000 people under 25 die on the world's roads, on average over 1,000 a day.
Over 90% of all road fatalities occur in low and middle-income countries, which have less than half of the world's vehicles.
Road crashes cost USD $518 billion globally, costing individual countries from 1-2% of their annual GDP.
Road crashes cost low and middle-income countries USD $65 billion annually, exceeding the total amount received in developmental assistance.
Unless action is taken, road traffic injuries are predicted to become the fifth leading cause of death by 2030.

your fear is totally logical never drive.

>>38937652
Yeah but I'm 20 years old and have had my license for almost 4 years now. My Dad says I just need to chill out but how can I when I'm driving a death machine?

For me merging into other lanes is the worst; I really don't want to be a dickhead to other drivers

>>38937616
Take her fishing. She misses spending time with you. Go give her a hug.

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>>38937583
Eat more fiber. Brown rice, lentils, potatoes, NO OIL

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>>38937583
>got constipated again
>>38937705
From eating too much fiber (whole grain).

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i hurt my but wen i wiped

>>38937568
hang out with better people dumbass

>>38937568
nobody wins.

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>>38937568
if a particular group of friends is saying this, find new friends
if it's just random people, you shouldn't care about their opinions in the first place
people will give you shit no matter what you do, just do what comes naturally to you or what you want to do

Does it not talk? Why does it play like a beast,

>>38937552
Like that or that one specifically?
Fry some eggs.

Call the police originotuii

>>38937476
*dabs on h8rs*

eks (di di)^5

England is my city xD

>>38937476
I swear his hair is thinning.

>>38937444
Nice digits
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Get out of here girl stanley