how do I find out how tall I am? I'm too nervous to ask anyone
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>>34079545
Get/find a ruler
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>find pencil
>find wall
>stand against wall
>mark height
>measure
Come on Anon
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The distance between your last two knuckles is one inch. Place the part of the finger between those knuckles against you and climb up, counting the number of inches.
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Advice thread, mindlessly watching streams edition.
Hey /r9k/, resident normie here. If you have any questions to ask, need some advice or just want to get something off your chest and vent for a bit, here's the place to do it. No such thing as stupid questions here(:
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>>34079542
Why should or shouldn't drop out?
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>>34079542
what qualifies you as a normie?
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>>34079508
Can you please help me out
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>tfw watched Trainspotting for the first time and I'm somewhat curious about the crazy lifestyle the characters had.
>tfw im 23 and never been drunk or smoked a cig because I live with my parents and they would disapprove.
How does it feels like to drink and smoke, fellow robots, is it good? does it helps with the anxiety? I really wanna fucking try it
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>>34079479
>I really wanna fucking try it
Because you're an impressionable retard who just watched a drug movie and thinks it looks cool. Are you sure you're not 14?
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>>34079479
Stay on the Straight Edge path anon.
Sober living for the revolution.
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>>34079513
i dont know man, it looked like they were having fun
>>34079548
but i've been doing that my whole life
Lain walks into your room and throws your computer out the window because it's trash.
However before you can react she offers to give you the ability to do anything the most powerful computer can do, but with your mind. Any files can be manipulated with your mind and uploaded to any computer in the world. Any games you play will be like VR. Your senses can be streamed on the Internet. Firewalls, encryptions, private networks are easily accessible. If it's on the Internet, it's all yours to share.
What do?
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if she make my computer amazing i'd hug lain and give essential thing of mine
Lain Best Waifu
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>>34079428
my brain computer will be trash tier in a few years if i take that route though
it said "the most powerful computer can do," implying it was referring to the most powerful computer at that second
WHY NO UPGRADES AVAILABLE
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>>34079881
oh fug how can one girl be so cute what
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>be me a few months ago
>just friends with guy
>went to see his band play with one of our other friends
>we were all hanging out before and after
>was amazing as always
>kind of have a little too much to drink. Not falling over but a little dizzy
>supposed to walk home with female friend
>buy us two shots just before we're going to leave
>turn around, she's gone, nowhere to be found
>go up to guy, tell him my friend disappeared so I guess this is his now
>Do shot, then decide to go out for a cigarette
>I should mention that me and him are close friends already, Like totally comfortable around eachother, there's never been sparks between us but it's comfy
>He starts talking about how he loves spending time with me, and that we should more
>I drop my cigarette, when I go down to pick it up, my glasses slip a bit
>He reaches and takes off my glasses
>sparks
>"you should put these somewhere safe"
>I laugh and say yeah I'm a bit drunk, I should probably go home
>he puts his hand on my shoulder and says "are you sure you'll be ok getting home on your own"
>offers to walk me 30 minutes in the opposite direction he's going
>offers to let me stay at his because it's closer
>I say I have to go and he pulls me in for a hug
>squeezes me tight and says "be safe"
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>>34079400
Pt.2
>tell my friend how I feel about him
>says we'd be perfect together
>invites me over to his place to cook for me not long after
>have a great night, drinking and listening to music.
>end up spending a lot of time together
>become even closer
>people start to notice something because whenever we're out in big groups we always break away
>don't know if I'm falling for him or not but he feels right
>spend tons of nights on his couch cuddling with him and his dog talking about everything over music and wine
>one night after getting too drunk I decide to just go for it
>try to kiss him.
>He immediately backs off
>Says he doesn't feel thay way about me
>I start crying because I'm pathetic.
>he hugs me and brings me up to his bedroom
>puts me in bed
>says goodnight and goes to sleep on the couch
>We stop hanging out as much after.
>I've fucked things up. Made it weird.
>he gets back with his ex
>doesn't want to hang out with me anymore
Lol kms
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>>34079400
Lol like ohmygawwww gurll :3333
he sounz soooooo cute tho!1!!
fuck off you dumb faggot
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>>34079436
Lol read the second part faggot
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>Excuse me, young man. You said my lips were the perfect height and shape for what?
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>>34079373
U-uhm, to k-kiss and hold y-you
*gets erection*
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to suck dis DIIIIIIIIIK
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>>34079373
*unzips dick*121
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Okay, robots. Post your name and her name,
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/
Alternatively his name,
http://en.inkei.net/anus/a/
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I'll start.
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Kevin!Elisha!20170111
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>>34079372
What does it do/mean? I got 100%.
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>>34079694
Post it, silly.
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Rate my dog NOW
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>>34079247
Faggot /10
alsdkj
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>>34079247
I bet he sniffs balls all day
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Necromorph
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Wagecucks and bourgeois GET OUT!!
This is for socialist/communist neets ONLY!
We are going to get socsec and healthcare for free and we are going to make the wakecucks pay for it!
Who's with me brothers?
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>>34079234
honestly I want a job but an actually useful job that helps others and not one where i can be replaced by a robot. I'm disabled and I hate not being able to contribute
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>>34079299
its the bourgeois/normies who did this to you. We will have our time.
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In the mother country we would hang lazy swine such as you.
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Namaste robots, there is no longer a reason to be sad people in life
Fulfillment and enlightenment has come your way and we invite you to join us in spirituality
https://discord.gg/CjxUWDF
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hmmmmm this is pretty interesting, ill have to check it out
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What type of talk goes on in this discord?
Is Spiritualism based?
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>>34079287
yeah, theres multiple different topics on the server, stop by and take a peek
>be black fembot
>look at all the Asian and white girls in Instagram
>they all have 14k+ followers
>I only have 600 followers
>I only get 100 likes from guys a day while they get thousands
Why don't men like black girls?im so sick of being black
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post selfie with timestamp or give Instagram name???
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>>34079087
>"fembot"
>has "followers" on a social media account
>the number is 600
this is some decent bait, let's see who bites
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>>34079087
You know the drill. Post them black titties.
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If a girl isn't at least a little chubby she isn't worth your time
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>>34079028
The woman pictured is worth all of my time. I would gladly eat her ass like a fat kid eats cake.
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>>34079028
thin girls are way cuter
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>>34079064
If a chubby girl can get the look right, she will be more cuter than any thin girl could be. Soft and squishy is cute.
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Shouldn't Fembots be banned from /r9k
>Do fembots really contribute to this board? I mean they lurk most of the time using us for amusement, attention whore whenever they fell like getting some attention, and whine. Have you ever heard of a fembot inventing a meme, impressing fellow bots with their autism, posting funny or original content or comments that entertained or contributed to discussion.
>the truth is these succubii do not provide tits and refuse to gtfo, they traffic our memes to twitter and lurk for "funny post" and "because im bored" they enjoy our content but do not add to this community
>the proven fact is there is no such thing as a fembot these succubi do not belong on this board, here are some stats for you, 90% of these "fembots" have boyfriends, 90% of these "fembots live normal lifes and 90% of these "fembots" have friends and social status. Face the facts we are clowns to be used for their amusement, the question is are we going to let these normal fags strut around here likes its their backyards just because they have a vagina?
I really think we need to make tits or GTFO a reality
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>>34079018
What do YOU contribute to this board?
Beyond your pathetic whining about women and piss bottles.
>Checkmate faggot
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>>34079018
Fembots contribute to the board, just you don't know they're female when they make regular posts. Plus when it's overly obvious that the person posting is female it may very well be a dude role playing as a female.
>>34079088
And first out of the woodwork is this post. That post could easily have been written by a female who's posting in an intentionally masculine tone so as not to get harassed for being a woman.
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>>34079236
whut fuk I am amazed at how many normal fags and white knights have taken up residence
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BROTHER CAN YOU PLEASE LEND ME SOME OATS
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BROTHER CAN YOU PLEASE LEND THE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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brother would you like some sausage
brother would you like some sausage
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wow worst meme. worst thread ever. take your damn normie memes and get the hell outa here
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I just want to sleep with somebody.
Specifics:
Must be less than 250lbs
Must be female
Preferably not a tumblrina
Is willing to be used like a body pillow
Must smell neutral or better (subjective)
NO COLD FEET (literally my only fear of sleeping with others, not that I've ever done it)
Any takers?
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what do YOU offer pal
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>>34079015
this dickand this heart
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>>34079057
hang on let me find my magnifying glass