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>Anon im sorry my penis bothers you so much
>Ill have it removed if you want...Its expensive but ill do it for you
>Anon I was actually born with female and male hormones I didnt choose to have a female body and breasts but a penis it was a mutation
>Anon you've made me so happy for these last few months, the happiest i've ever been Im sorry my penis weirds you out but trump made it so i cant get it taken off, Ill have to pay out of pocket for the vagina but ill do it for you...
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>>34080095
What kind of assbackwards faggot trap thread are you aiming at having here, son.
I can't tell if you're for caitlyn's or against them.
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>>34080095
Don't take away your penis. I want you to fuck me with it.
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>>34080095
its okay honey... i'll just cage your dick most of the time and when i feel it i'll just unlock it, give you a release, perhaps let you free for a few days, always cup-holding your little clit in my hand while we sleep cuddling together
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>tfw no qt sarcastic skinny the preshun dark eye bags good at computers good music taste cyberbully bf
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somebody please be my qt sarcastic skinny the preshun dark eye bags good at computers good music taste cyberbully bf nowthanks for reading btw I probably have aspergers lets please save each other please
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SOMEBODY BE MY BOYFRIEND
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why should i be that for you, huh
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>wake up
>America still exists
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>waking up at all
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>>34080027
I want to see every cucked country collapse into flames
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>wake up
>rome hasn't risen again
I'm not a fucking normie, a robot, a /b/tard, a Chad, a Stacy, a numale, a /pol/ nazi...
I don't even know anymore. My whole life I've just been some fucking puzzle piece that doesn't fit into any spot. I need advice /r9k/
How do I become one of these groups? I lack the companionship a person would desire online and offline. I'm so lonely, I just want to be a normie
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>>34079959
>i'm not a /b/tard or normie
>ellipses
could've fooled me, faggot
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no one is actually those things but they put themselves and others into those categories to try and feel like they have a tribe
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>>34079959
You need to build your own identity my dude. You cant just scavenge shitty personas from the internet, especially if you want to be "normie"
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Reposting from the woman hat thread because it's ded
>Playing terraria with lifetimes bros younger brother
>Known this kid since I was 7 and he was like 4
>He's a junior now
>Pretty normie but still nerds out
>Asks me if I remember taking him to the hospital for a super bad cough one weekend
>Say yeah and ask why
>"Some girl said I raped her that saturday"
>"Police officer came around today and gave us the papers"
>He was super calm about it because he knows he didn't do it
>He was excited because he said if they can sue for deformation he can buy a car with the money
>I know he didn't do it, I took him to the hospital
>But I'm honestly freaking out
>This kid who is essentially my little brother could have his life ruined by some bitch who is pissed he wouldn't date her
>This kid who I remember having snowball fights and playing vidya with for years
>This kid who is my best bros little brother
I AM BEYOND FUCKING ANGRY GUYS, I SAID I'M GOING TO HELP OUT IN ANYWAY I CAN BUT I WANT TO FUCKING RIP THAT CUNT IN HALF
WHY IS THIS ALLOWED, WHERE IS HER FUCKING EVIDENCE. WHY IS HE ASSUMED GUILTY AND HAS TO GO TO TRIAL.
WHAT DO I DO IN THIS SITUATION
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I love woman hat threads tbqh
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>>34079943
Does this count as a hat or just headwear?
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>>34079943
Be strong man, do not fall for her games, support your buddy the best you can, I know these words seem meaningless but there is literally nothing you can do about this, testify in court since he was with you that night, do NOT let this cunt ruin his life.
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would you agree to get blown by a slut if you had to share her mouth with some other guys donger
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I wouldnt have any kind of casual sex, not because of morals but because of autism
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>>34079901
no, that's gay
ravioli ravioli
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>>34079901
thats the most disgusting thing ive seen, also sauce
>tfw i feel hungry all the time even shortly after i ate
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>>34079863
That's a sign of diabetes.
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>>34079893
I got tested for that a few months ago when they were prescribing antidepressants to me and its not it
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>>34079863
You have a tapeworm
I got a question for you guys. So I have a female friend that I'm decently close with and even have confessed feelings for (rejected but water under the bridge). And recently I've been feeling as if we've been getting a little further apart. So I'm thinking of asking her to go see La La Land (which she knows wouldn't be a date thing cuz we've already went to the theatre twice before) this weekend, but I'm still not sure. I've seen it (and loved it) and she hasn't even though she's a huge musical/theatre buff. Sounds like the perfect excuse to hang out. But I'm still not very confident about it. What do?
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sure, tbqh women never assume its a date unless you specifically spell it out so dont worry about it
ur a fag for liking musicals tho
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>>34079898
I only like good musicals
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>>34079858
I was in your literal exact same position.
It didn't work too well for me but if she likes musicals (and there's already a precedent for it) you should be in the clear.
Also I fucking loved the movie, but damn does that second act fucking drag. From Audition onwards it's great (that epilogue scene tho) but I'd have loved to see more numbers like A Lovely Night.
How do I deal with nicotine withdrawal?
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Take some nicotine.
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pick up another habit to replace it or reinforce your desire with a negative reaction like physical pain
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>running low on dip
>can't go to the store because no(safe) mode of transportation
biking on busy back roads with almost no easement is a death wish
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Why do you stay alive?
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>>34079772
I want to see the cool shit our species develops.
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I actually have things to look forward to.
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>>34079790
fuck you, shitstained asshole
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>"Practice makes perfect!"
>"Maybe you're not cut out for this."
HOW DO THESE LINES FUCKING COEXIST
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hypocrisy and normies is constant with normies, see how it is ok for chad to date pure non roasties but not for us
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>>34079716
practice things you are cut out for
don't practice things you aren't cut out for
like being a chad, no amount of practice will make a robot a chad
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I think if you REALLY wanted to, you could probably do something well that you aren't a natural at. But most people can't be arsed.
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roomed with stacys; scared of people; teeth brushing
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long story short i roomed with two stacys this semester and now they have friends over
convince me to face my fear and go down to brush my teeth
do people normally greet each other? we've talked today, i think we're on ok terms but it's like damn man i'm just here livin' and a nigga has to brush his teeth i don't wanna have no convo
LEND ME YOUR POWER R9K
I NEED YOUR ENERGY
HHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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Just pretend they aren't there. Go down and brush your teeth like you would if you were alone.
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>>34079687
Just b yourself my good lad @:^}
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people would respect you a lot more and it would separate the wheat from the chaff from people who genuinely like you (though not many at first) if you just went down and there ignored them because you don't want to talk and brushed your teeth. do what you fucking want to do my friend, if you're trying to act cool then act cool but you're just prodding yourself with what you're doing right now. don't entertain the idea of getting laid with someone if you know it's not 100% or not something you could even handle unless you like the suffering. you dont like to suffer, right? haha
Being a trans girl who passes well in public is fucking AWESOME.
>Get treated really nicely.
>Get instant attention and special treatment when I speak or post myself online.
>Bi-curious girls all over me when they find out I have a working dick.
It was a long road getting to this point but it's AMAZING, now that I'm here.
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>trans girl
>I have a working dick
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>>34079671
>passes well in public
>Trannies actually believe this
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>>34079688
Just jerk off daily and it doesn't break, sterile obviously but it just means so long as I don't get STDs I don't need to use a condom.
Jerking off daily is hardly a punishment, especially with butt stuff and the fact that I can just continuously jerk off. I don't know if it's a testosterone thing, but ever since my T-levels dropped and I was in female ranges of estrogen I haven't needed that recovery between jacking it.
ITT: We post feels stories which will make /r/4chan
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>>34079597
I know it's literally Facebook tier but this really gets to me
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>at mall trying to get shopping done
>suddenly a midget pushing a wheelbarrow full of bread rolls turns the corner
>wat
>reflexively smile at the sight of such an odd scene
>midget locks eyes with me and smiles
>he stops as he gets to me and puts the wheelbarrow down and wipes sweat off his brow
>"no croissants today boss"
>puts his hand out like he wants to shake hands
>shake hands, he has a powerful grip
>"good job" comes out of my mouth
>he smiles and laughs
>"and a good day to you too!"
>waddles off with the wheelbarrow of bread rolls
>stand there wondering if I've lost it
>suddenly mall security comes sprinting around the corner
>later see the midget out in the parking lot all bloody, pushed against the hood of a police cruiser
>bread rolls are everywhere, seagulls eating them up
>officer says to his partner "never seen anything like it"
>look at midget
>he locks eyes with me
>never have I seen such pain
>burst into treats
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one time I peepeed haha peepee vagina hehe :^)
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who here food is there only one real true solace from the world ?
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>>34079582
>food is there only one real true solace
not i sir
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Me
Food is one of the few things that keep me going
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One of my very few, although I'm pretty skinny. I basically get through the day anticipating my next meal. To make this easier I just eat a bunch of really small meals.