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>"hey anon, the electrician needs to come into your room to check something"
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>hey anon,for some reason i brought with me this stranger that doesn't have anything to do with you to your room so you two can meet.
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>>34083793
>anon come out here and say hi to the neighbors before awkwardly turning away and going back inside
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>s-son, the swat team wishes to see your computer
>Be Trump
>whole world is saying you hired hookers to piss on a bed and watch hentai
>you know it's not true and are staggered by the idiocy
>tell them it's not true and they just say: "well, that proves it."
Yeesh, can't even imagine that feel.
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>>34083755
Kek let it go myman.
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>>34083755
Trump masturbates with anime?
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>>34083755
>Le trash hillbilly is found doing trash hillbilly things.
He lived in New York for years but is still trash. Shows that you can't buy class.
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mfw working for half a year, quitting, having enough money to be a neat for a full year, repeat
best of both worlds, faggots!
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What kind of jobs do you work?
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>>34083767
I'd guess hard work, high hazard stuff like oil rigs.
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>>34083783
That doesn't sound worth it at all.
I'm working on getting my NEETbux while working 2 days a week. Actual best of both worlds.
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>think I realized I genuinely am a high functioning autistic
>mom and dad never told me
God dammit the signs were all there. Was very into education, focused on learning, had special-ish ed plan in regards to classroom seating, etc, have a hard time making friends and staying in contact with them, no real connection. No aspirations of romance. Only fit in with 4Chan users. Crazy good at math. Total sperglord once middle school hit through high school. Had a tendency to repeat phrases under my breath.
Fuck. Do I ask them outright tomorrow?
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>>34083669
You're not autistic you're just socially retarded
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>>34083761
Well that's better than autistic at least
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>>34083669
>Do I ask them outright tomorrow?
They never had you tested because they didn't want to hear the answer.
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Any weaboos here? If so, please kindly leave.
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LOL get fucked weebs!!
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daily reminder you are posting on an anime styled imaged board, ripped off from a japanese image board
you can kindly fuck back off to neogaf
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>>34083719
Stupid weaboo did you even look at the image I posted.
Fuck off
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>be me
>get on /tv/ to meme around
>It's all blacked threads
>end up jerking off for the first time since Christmas
>so horny I put on my ex girlfriends panties and start watching sissy hypno
>Start sucking the big black dildo I bought for her
>Blow a huge load all over my face and chest
>Accidentally knock over my nightstand and shatter my glass lamp against the wall.
>My dad bursts in to see what's going on
>be me, wearing pink lace panties and covered in the biggest load of my own cum I've ever shot.
>sissy hypno of big black cocks playing on my 50 inch tv
>he gasps and hurries out of the room muttering "what the fuck"
Well it looks like I'm going to be moving up my suicide plan. I've never felt so disgusted with myself.
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>>34083585
I'm fucking dying over here nigga that's fucking insane
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>>34083585
tell him youre a starving artist. and what youre starving for is your fathers shame.
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>>34083585
you're joking right
there's no way your door wasn't locked
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Confession Thread.
Where is your life at?
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>Confession Thread.
Confess what anon?
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>>34083558
In the shitter.
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I frequently think about killing a lot of people.
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how UN-special are you?
Strength: .-4
Perception: -1
Endurance: -3
Charisma: -10
Intelligence: -2
Luck:-30
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>>34083474
Strength: 2
Perception: 4
Agility: 4
Endurance: 3
Charisma: 3
Intelligence: 9
Luck: 5
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>>34083474
Strength - 1
Perception - 4
Endurance - 2
Charisma - 1
Intelligence - 5
Agility - 3
Luck - 8
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Strength: 7
Perception:9
Agility: 2
Endurance: 4
Charisma: 2
Intelligence: 9
Luck: 0
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Is it possible for a human being to be naturally nocturnal? I've tried as hard as I could but I just can't sleep at night and stay awake during the day. And for the short periods of time where I can, my brain feels so slow and sluggish that I can only barely function. I only feel awake at night. I can't change it.
Fuck's up with that?
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>>34083441
Clearly, you are a vampire. Best to face it.
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up the melatonin intake
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>>34085238
This. Take melatonin and work out or just exert yourself.
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Do you guys ever visit strip clubs? I just got back from my first visit and it was more fun than I expected, but at the same time I can't shake that feeling that I wasted a lot of money
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that's because you did, in fact, waste a lot of money.
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>>34083355
Second. And on top of that the money you wasted went straight to a bunch of roasties whose only value are their gashes. I don't know what you do for a living but these women in night of """"""work"""""" can pay their rent and utilities. Think about that.
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>>34083340
Next time you want to throw away money, go fucking gamble, idiot.
Atleast then you stand to win some of it back.
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Is Rebel Media essentially just The Young Turks but less successful and for conservatives?
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>>34083336
I've watched them a few times. It's okay. I liked their Canada bit about liberals moving there
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>>34083336
No they appeal to a bit more selective of a group the Turks aim for straight up libs. Rebel media is more for internet age conservatives looking for some laughs.
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They're not very different from TYT politically, they just don't like political correctness and support economic liberalism.
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>order Cannabis Oil because my medical retailer has crappy bud stock and it seemed like the best value
>fall for trope of using more because of no effect. Had no effect for 7 hours after two small doses, took a larger one
>15ml of cannabis oil which I have no tolerance for hits me at all at once
>first thought is "What if this was like that Black Mirror episode where the high knows my mind and uses it to form the worst possible thoughts and experiences
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Herb is much better than extract. Recreationally, at least
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>>34084351
Elaborate, please
Origi
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>>34083250
>the high knows my mind and uses it to form the worst possible thoughts and experiences
that's not possible
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Let's debate.
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By the way, this thread is special--because you guys can pick the topic. If the topic is hot, you'll get a lot of (you)'s.
And of course discussion of multiple topics is perfectly fine. We could have 2, 3, or even more topics going on at once in this thread.
Just try to remain logical and civil.
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Come on guys. This thread is your pecan.
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God Existss.
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what is the weirdest place you've ever fapped inn?
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Nowhere weird, but I once orgasmed by humping a wall.
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>>34083143
In the living room watching a movie with my family... I wish this wasn't true. I don't think they knew for sure what I was doing, but I think they all made a safe guess.
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Behind the Sandwich Bar in a Subway while I was waiting for someone to serve. I try and get my jizz in the marinara sauce for the meatball subs because nobody can tell that way.
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>another year alone
>loneliness gets the better of me and decide to try stupid POF again
>click the check next to every single pic
>send out dozens of messages
>one reply from over 30 unattractive obese mother of 3
>short conversation
>peters out, shes not interested
why does it have to be so fucking hard
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Most of these women are using online dating for self-gratification. All I get are 3/10s and fucking black women.
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>>34083114
i would take anyone with a vagina at this point.
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>>34083075
I feel in this sense maybe you should be just a tad bit more picky. Maybe the conversation fluttered out since you really don't have much in common with a chubby mother of three.
Don't just go after anyone with a vag. That's how you get aids, anon.