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>tfw finally boyfriend
>but I'm constantly concerned for his well-being
Whyyyyyyyyyyy
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gotta protect that paycheck, ya damn roastie.
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>>34086260
Welcome to relationships.
>You will never be truly free
>You will not have a lot of "you" time any more
>You will always be judged and scrutinised at a level mostly unseen
>Your boyfriend will always do things wrong according to you
>Your finances will become a bit more strained
On the upside, you get a companion, and sex.
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>>34086275
I'm a man, and original comment
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>tfw a literal nigress hooker you were gonna pay 75$ for sex blocks you
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>>34086258
beta af OP, also should gone with a white/asian instead
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>>34086490
I'm virgin and extremely shy in front of pretty girls. This nigress is not that hideous and is thicc but I don't feel shy in front of niggers for some reason
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>>34086513
that's odd, black culture generally seems at odds with introverts and autists even if they're among them
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Describe your life in an image.
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qhyznaq
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This covers it alright
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This is original comment stopdropnroll.
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Who /lovestheirgrandma/ here?
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>>34086036
>tfw I live with my grandma and her mother, my great grandma
>tfw my great grandma bakes me delicious apple pie, pancakes, and strudel
>tfw my grandma cooks me steak on the weekends, and often comes home from work with a package of hot chicken wings and garlic bread
>tfw neither of them complain about me
>tfw they are only nice and loving
>tfw I have the best grandmas in the whole world
Who else here /livingwiththeirgrandma/?
Who else here /lives
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your grandma seems so nice. don't take her for granted anon, I never knew either of mine
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>>34086108
>tfw live with my grandma
>tfw im a lowlander slav
>shes vlach-looking mountain woman
we hate each other
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Anyone here have really vivid dreams (recurring or not) that stick with you long after they've ended?
Like, I've got fond memories of people and places that never have and never will exist. I've done and experienced things I've never done and felt in real life. Relationships with people that only exist in my dreams. I feel all the same emotions and feelings every time I play back those memories in my head. It's a bizarre form of powerful nostalgia-- I'd describe it like "coming home". In fact, it's kind of the only way I feel such powerful nostalgia. I usually lie awake after feeling like a long trip ended, especially when my dream ends with goodbyes. It's kind of bittersweet to me.
I also have dreams of random shit that happens in the future, but that's a bit unrelated.
TL;DR Vivid dreams that stick with you for a long time after/memories of things that never have and will exist.
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I try to make it a point to revisit certain dream places in my memory a few times every day or so. I don't ever want to forget them because they are, to me, what things could have or should have been like. Especially the more complex locations. I don't really interact with people as much, though, now that you mention it. I'm usually enthralled by the general ambiance and physical structures.
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>>34086033
I rarely have dreams like only a few a year, but when I do they're normally terrifying and vivid as hell
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>>34086100
I do the same, too. At least, with the memories of my dreams. I don't want to forget them. I always wanna recognize the people and places I see again, especially since some of them are quite dear to me.
Plus, you can sometimes find why you had them if you dig deep enough. I'm obsessed with knowing all there is about myself, and sometimes my dreams offer a bit of insight on the matter.
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How do I break the ice with female co-workers?
Especially if I've been seeing them daily for years and have never spoken a word to them prior.
Is it even possible to do without things being really awkward? Like, I'd imagine they would be weirded out that the quiet sad-looking dude is attempting to communicate with them.
I've always been too afraid to initiate contact, but I've been on a path of self improvement lately and I need to work on my communication skills with females if I ever want to have a family.
Should I just sit by them if they happen to be on break at the same time as me and see what happens?
Or should I just keep on doing what I've been doing for years and just sit by myself and play video games?
>pic of fat blind woman unrelated
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Just keep playing vidya, lol such an easy choice. Don't fall for the self improvement meme.
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My tips:
- Be patient.
- Take therapy.
- Consider medication.
as you progress to higher position, you'll naturally be talking to more female co-workers. don't force it
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>>34086002
>m'lady
DONT FORGET TO TIP YOUR FEDORA
>check your priveledge before opening door for her
>rape her
Just came back from the gym and already weigh two pounds less than when I went there. What's your excuse?
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>>34085991
Why do you come here just to tell lies
What's the point
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>>34086017
Except it's true. You want it to be a lie to make yourself feel better.
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>>34085991
You've waited to take a huge dump in the gym to boast here, didn't you?
you guys spend countless hours researching "cures" for your anxiety, while Chad just ignores his anxiety. Why?
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>>34085981
If he can just ignore his anxiety it is clearly not very severe.
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>>34085981
>Chad
>Anxiety
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>>34086049
>chad had lower anxiety than you
Chad has 10 girls on queue, 100k job and responsibilities everywhere. i somehow doubt that.
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How can virgin girls menstruate? The hymen should block the blood flow, right?
More proof virgin girls do not exists?
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>>34085969
Seriously guys that don't know about female anatomy should not be able to reproduce
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>>34085969
You think the hymen blocks the entire vaginal opening? o i am laffin, you men are hysterical.
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>>34086030
not an agreement.
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how do I find a hobby when everything is boring and I'm always tired?
the only thing I do is play videogames which I would never admit to someone
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>>34085944
>everything is boring and I'm always tired
https://www.reddit.com/r/NoFap/
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>>34085962
I only masturbate like once a week but okay
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>>34085944
You can't especially when even video games become a chore.fucking ingame dailies whoever made them needs to be shot
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GUYS I AM FUCKING SCARED
So I'm usually up all night, it's about 6am right now where I live. My window is open and I heard an unusually loud yawn. I just figured it was someone walking down the alleyway next to my house because I heard footsteps on the wet ground too. You can see my garage perfectly outside the window in my room. I saw two yellowish lights in the top window. I got uneasy but I just though, oh nvm it's just a reflection off of the glass from someone's porch light or something. So then I was just gazing at the stars and started tapping on my bed frame for some reason. I was being somewhat loud, and suddenly, I heard a *click* and FUCKING SAW THE LIGHTS I SAW EARLIER IN THE WINDOW DISAPPEAR. The ones I thought were a reflection.
I just realized as I'm typing this, there isn't even glass on the window, it's just a mesh screen so it defiantly wasn't a reflection. I have a knife next to me. I also have a crossbow just in case something happens.
>pic related
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stay safe anon, take my energy \o/
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Shit son. Have a bump (in the night), you've got my interest. Don't have a gun?
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>>34085912
Investigate anon! Oregkl
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>wake up
>see yourself in the mirror
>you're suddenly Selena Gomenez
wat do?
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Destroy reputation
Orig
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Wizards of waverly place reunion
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>>34085890
Suck Bieb's big clit.
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How do I learn to draw? I feel like I need a hobby, right now I feel like not a complete person without one. Just something I can do that other people can appreciate, I want to feel useful!
So how do I do it? Pic relates, I would like to be able to draw cute anime one day.
Also what tools do I need? Can I draw really nice with only a pen?
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>>>/ic/
>>/beg/
A pencil/paper is all you really need. Learn anatomy first before you start developing style or else your proportions will be fucked. I hope you have the discipline to practice daily or else you're going to plateau, hard.
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http://drawabox.com
Gambatte
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>>34085901
Holy shit, I cried reading the beginners guide on ic. I am so fucking talentless piece of shit ;_; i will never be able to draw like this
I feel such jealousy towards others who can do this shit kill me pls
This is not fair I am going to kill myself this contributes significantly why I want to kill myself
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>tfw too pure to drink beer
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>tfw too pure to speak with blacks,
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>>34085866
>tfw drinking pure beer
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>>34085866
>beer
>barely any taste
>tastes like feint salty bread water
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Another day another dollar, lads.
If you're bored:
>What do you do for work?
>Do you like your co-workers?
>Best/worst customer you've dealt with?
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I work at an egg factory.
Sometimes i pack liquid eggs into boxes, or hammer lids onto buckets and set them on a skid. The rest of the time im sitting over in a box area putting stickers on boxes, playing on my phone and smoking weed with coworkers
They cool. Few of them are dicks, but half of them dont speak english. And even they're pretty cool.
I dont have to deal with customers.
All in all, jobs arent bad. Having something to get me out of the house really helps me because I dont really socialize. Also, i can buy weed and afford to move out of my parents basement. Have fun, NEET.
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>>34085862
>work at Tesco for just above minimum wage
>My coworkers are nice to me because that's part of the job. They are alright I guess but if it wasn't for the job I would just be another faggot who they would ignore.
>Customer came in and called me over to where they were selling chocolate eggs for Easter. Starts shouting about how Christmas has only just ended and we are already capitalising on the next holiday.
>Starts blaming me even though i'm just an 18 year old wage slave that doesn't decide what gets sold
>Says she is going to take pictures of the shelves and post them on social media
>Tell her nobody gives a fuck about her social media rants
>She complains to my boss and I deny it. Since i'm always so quiet and do what i'm told my boss doesn't believe I would say that and I get let off.
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>>34086092
What a cunt. I hate customers that talk to us like we control the prices and what happens in the store. If I had that much power, do you think I'd be working minimum wage in a shitty place like this?