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Atheists who converted to a theistic religion, what motivated your conversion?

No edgelords please, just genuine conversation. I'm interested in learning about other people's experiences.
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The fear of death and eternal non-existense became too unbearable and I caved in.
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>>34087049
The thing is, you don't experience non-existence, there is nothing to fear about it. You will only ever experience life and then you will simply cease to be. What's the point of existing forever anyway? It would get boring very quickly, and then you'd be praying for non-existence
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I went from atheism to "I don't know shit".

I don't necessarily believe in a specific god, but now I believe anything is possible, from us just being bacteria on a rock with no purpose, to perhaps their being some sort of divine explanation for it all.

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The last woman you talked with you are now balls deep in
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>My mom

like 99% of the people here
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>>34086977
>some 40 year old milf teacher
Not too bad I guess. Could be worse.
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>>34086977
>fat niggress
Fuck.

https://youtu.be/5nhBKbmpGi4?t=42s


women live life on easy mode
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>>34086928
"I'm 160 pounds and I can cop a dick whenever I want"
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>>34086928
I kinda want the unfunny female Will Ferrell to dominate me...
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>>34086928
Rofl
Women are so funny

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how do I gain immunity to pretty girls?
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>>34086893
Turn yourself gay by jerking off to traps for an extended period of time.

That's how I did it.
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>>34086893
>how do I gain immunity to pretty girls?
pic unrelated?
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>>34086893
Just talk to them and realize how dumb and vapid they are.

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I'm slowly deleting everything off my hard drive.
I've only got about 200 gb of stuff, probably not much compared to you guys.
It's unhealthy to get attached to all this. It's like I'm trying to fill a hole in myself that exists only because i have no achievements or anything happening to me in real life.
Anyways I think this is an important step in the rehabilitation process and i encourage you to do the same.
One day I'll downgrade to a laptop as well like a normal person.
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>>34086891
>slowly
Just format the drive.
Or are you too attached anon?
COME ON. FORMAT IT. DO IT FAGGOT.
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>>34086891
Thanks for that gif anon I didn't have that one.
It's getting tagged and cataloged as all my images are.
One day I will pass this collection of images down to the man who kills me. It's in my will you know.
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>>34086891
Why? You're just going to put more shit back onto it. It is a HDD, after all.

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Alright you neets. It's time to face reality.
The money will run out. Your parents will die. The welfare system will collapse.
We need to think of a viable way to sustain ourselves, but not become wagecucks.

I suggest farming.
1. You've got to do it in the countryside, which has very few people.
2. It's sustainable. You could easily do it indefinitely.
3. ZERO social interaction (ties in with 1)
4. Do it all from the comfort of your own property.
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>>34086860
>only child of both parents
>both are upper middle class and well off
>live comfortable already
>parents both tell me i have nothing to worry about and will always be looked after

: )
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>>34086878
>parents both tell me i have nothing to worry about and will always be looked after
Until they die.
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>>34086900
You might have something to worry about with those reading comprehension skills.

>stated i'm an only child as precedence
>"you have nothing to worry about" heavily implicates i'll be looked after once they pass

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Post a picture of yourself holding a condom like this. I dare you UwU
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>>34086850
Why would I own any condoms?
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>>34086872
That is a good point. What the fuck, OP?
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>>34086850
OP is a normie faghot

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I FUCKING DUN GOOFED!

>Wake up
>Can't remember anything from previous night because of blackout
>First thing I do is checking my phone and Normiebook
>I wrote to the girls I like that they are cumdumpster whores and they should fellate my dick
>The girl I love wrote me that she had enough and I shouldn't contact her ever again
>There's a video of me flailing like a retard and shouting on the top of my lungs my fucking friend made while I was chimping out
>Go to the bathroom to wash my face
>Toilet is fucking destroyed
>I also tore all the curtains in my apartment and shouted to god "THIS IS WHAT YOU DID TO ME, ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY?"
>My family is considering to have some kind of intervention because my aggressive alcoholism

Should I just end it right now bros? Is it time for Smith and Wesson retirement plan?
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>>34086811
Have a Pepe to ease the pain, M8.
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>>34086984
Thanks mate, that's one cute Pepe.

Recommend some music though, I want a good soundtrack while browsing my messages.
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>>34087059
Creep by radiohead sounds appropriate.

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Quit pretending you don't need a big brother state to watch over you. You can not protect yourselves,you constantly make bad decisions and can not control yourselves. You are impulsively disgusting and you purposely waste your lives on tasteless knick knacks and destructive hobbies. You need us people like me. Stop acting like free will is viable in our society. It has ruined us. You know it is true,just look in your heart and see it be. Your lives would be so much better if you would just let us watch over you.
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>>34086739
Bump

Anon is right, surrender your petty democracy and let aristocracy to do their job and lead us to better future
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>>34086814
They wouldn't,they are too prideful in there disastrous ways. They would rather rot away than be a part of a system the cares for them.
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You're not wrong. Individualism is cancer.

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>lurk /r9k/
>only click on threads with anime pictures
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You might wanna check out /a/. Sounds like it would be right up your alley.
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>>34086756
I don't have a high enough powerlevel for /a/
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I always click frogposts and hide dumb animeposters.

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> tfw your steam friends make you happy and fill the void
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> tfw your steam friends make you sad and the void grows bigger
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steamcommunity.com/id/Tomoko420
>tfw no dealer tomoko gf(male)
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>>34086890
Weisz nicht ob ich dir Tomoko genug waere ;~;

are there any THIC giri in this board?
i want slap dat ass
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>>34086706
What a stupid fucking thread.
leave this board.
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>>34087537
>bumping it and not letting it die
Anon you're a Baka holy fug cakes. Also
I think all the THICC girls are asleep.
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>>34086706
what is your definition of T H I C C? everyone seems to define it a little different.

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It's habbening. My mom finally found out I don't want to be alive in this fucking shit world anymore.

I'm going to the doctors today after something of a mental breakdown at work. I can't fucking take it anymore

What do I tell them, robots? I'm broken but I don't want to fucking clam up and say nothing and end up getting no help, I don't want to be alive. If I seem bad enough they will sign me off work.

What do I say??
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>>34086698
Make a deal. You'll stay alive if they pay you or something like that. That way everyone is a winner.
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>>34086727
I fucking wish, I don't even care about money or possessions anymore, I just want to stop feeling like this, I want to stop feeling at all.
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>>34086747
I guess it's pills you need then. I heard they can do great things with pills.

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>be white
>ugly as sin, but white
>free asian gf

Just fucking go outside you "robots" holy shit
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>>34086683
No Asians in my town. My high school was full of FoB's but none liked me.
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>>34086683
its LITERALLY this easy

this super hot asian stacey in my highschool who was basically the most popular chick married this extremely average looking white guy just this fall
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That guy isn't ugly as sin, though. He's pretty average looking.

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>he's not secure enough in his masculinity to add milk in his coffee
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>>34086671
Literally made me spit gum out of my mouth
topkek
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>>34086671
I put a shit ton of sugar and milk in my coffee

fuck black coffee
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>>34086671
>being cucked by caffeine so you can get through your wagecuck days

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