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Alright here goes: You're a faggot

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>When it's through, I'm going to AA in some sort of attempt to get my shit straight

Lol no you won't.
You can say it now as much as you like, think it as much as you like but you won't.

haha fag

after that case is gone
you're gonna find a way to get more
if not today, some time very soon
you'll probably be drinking with someone from AA if you even go

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I'm afraid of everything, including death. I don't have problem with letting myself go tho.

>>34088690
You think that suffering here for the next 50 or so years is better than death?

>>34088804
this. Death is the sweet release, the eternal slumber, the only peace we can look forward to in this universe

>>34088632
If you're attractive it's flirting if not it's friendliness

>>34088632
ez. all is in the eyes.

>>34088671
/thread
Original post faggots

>>34088622
Well at least they were two rows ahead and not two rows back

say mean things to them probably desu
fuck being in that situation ever, your own fault for being with a girl though lel

Lmao
grow up
EVERYONE GETS BULLIED loser

>>34088590
That literally never existed

>>34088590
>camaraderie between women
kek, that never happens in the first place.

>>34088590
>camaraderie between women

>>34088582
I'm an ftm but all my internet friends will never know I'm "actually" a "girl"

>>34088582
watch tv and drink your beer

Im actually a chad

This comment was not oregano original

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>>34088537
>Anybody else notice the influx of /pol/ spreading across nearly every board over this past year?

No but I've noticed an influx of offended redditors calling everyone /pol/ at the slightest offensive comment

Is it that /pol/ is spreading, or is it that normie social and political discourse has become very focused on race, resulting in people becoming frustrated with their race being denigrated, or just frustrated with hearing minority sob stories all the time, and they voice their frustrations on an anonymous website?

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Nobody on /pol/ goes solely to /pol/. They're all crossboarders.

It's only natural the other boards will have a bit of /pol/ in them.

/pol/ in the past year was similar to /b/ back in the day, when it was fun and funny and not full of shit.

>>34088568
Also this

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>>34088529
Nice one, OP. Does she lick your man boobs, though?

>>34088529
another shitty phoneposter thread

>>34088571
No. That's fucking weird.

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bampu bumpu bampu baumpu~~~

>>34088526

Conventions are the kinds of events where lots of relationships begin but also lots of relationships end. My advice for impressing girls at a convention is that same as it would be for impressing girls anywhere else...

1) Talk to them like they're a normal person. Do NOT commend them or otherwise make an issue of them being a girl at a nerd-her convention.

2) Show interest in things that they seem to be interested in; don't steer the conversation towards yourself or your own interests.

3) Be complementary, but don't overdo it and do NOT complement them regarding anything sexual.

>>34088773
Unless you're Chad. Then do whatever you want and it's """"""""""cute""""""""""".

>>34088525
become a Flight Attendant

>>34088525
t. wagekek

0/10 falseflag desu

>>34088525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Moiq6Wrpd8
7:53

this is why you never get attached to anything idiot

>>34088533
That's what I tried not to do when I was little but it happened anyway and I don't know how to stop it. This always happens whenever I get attached to anything, I get too sentimental about it and then I spend all my time stressing about knowing how it's going to end one day but my family and therapist keep telling me to go out and get attached to things anyway

>>34088518
Death is just memory away
everything eventually die, don't sad about it at least you don't bullied it. if you pour out enough love that's done you did enough

i regret about my fishtank fucked up.
but at least you didn't do that

tfw just realized i wrote the feel when when. not only am i ugly but im also stupid

>>3408848
sage
b& this fag

>>34088505
????!?!?? oregano motherfucker

Help the guy already

please brissy

pls brissy

>>34088290
Four years is a lot of ticks

>>34088290
What a blast from the past. I remember what it was like before the election was over. It was a lot more fun while it was still going on. Now it's just kinda sad. Of course it was going to be like that no matter who won... they were both fucking horrid choices.

Your time's already over even before it started, hillary cunts :)

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>>34088242
>those neck hairs

gross. 1.87/10 from me. just imagine what it's like in other... "places"

>>34088242
>5' 11"
she's basically a tranny

>>34088242
I probably would if she were 25 years younger and male