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Why are females such rancid swines?
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Fun baitposting, fellow redditor. Why does swine pluralize as swine anyway?
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>>34089348
Because beta male cucks enable them. Ignore roasties, and the situation will settle down after a while. Remember, you can have a kid anytime. Her biological clock goes tick tick tick.
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>>34090289

>implying males will ignore women anytime soon when males are horny cucks

Haha, you cuck.

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Fuck it would be cool to work in a pharmacy. Just drop a packet of oxycontin and be like "oops, it broke. I'll throw it in the trash". Thden just put it in your pocket and take home.
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>>34089344
You don't know how strict inventory and drug management. You can't just take that shit like its nothing, at least not where I live.
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>>34089344
too bad the bottle is made of anti-woman plastic
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they are extremely strict with their inventories. Not likely

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4110572/Babies-without-mothers-come-sooner-think-leading-scientists-warn-study-discovered-make-embryos-skin-cells.html

In a few years, the female race will be unnecessary. How does this make you feel?
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indifferent because I still want to fuck them anyways
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>>34089268
How bout genetically engineered catgirls for domestic ownership? The future is bright
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>>34089293
would rather just have an attractive grill that doesn't hate me

>You wouldn't really hurt me, would you Anon? I don't think you have it in you.
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You underestimate my power

Origami
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>>34089252
>So the belt just isn't good enough for you then? I'll go get the metal bat. Next time, you'll just accept it instead of bitching, right?
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>>34089252
i hit my gf during sex and its the best feeling.

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>senior year of highschool
>just turned 18
>senior project due in like a week
>done like 3 assignments for it so far
>have like 6 other papers and a presentation to do for it
>advisor said if I don't make some serious progress in the next few days I can't graduate on time
>super unmotivated to do it, when I sit down t work I instantly distract myself

How can I stay motivated, robots? I need to get this done but I have no Adderall and literally no motivation or discipline.
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shut the fuck up

you dont know what school is. i wish i could go back two years and get a 4.0 in high school because it was easy as fuck
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>>34089232
And high schoolers have the same attitude if a middle schooler complains

It's all relative you faggot, people hit their wall at different points
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Look at this picture. Notice how despite all that stuff all over the place there's no gf, friends or money in it.

That's your life this time next year if you fail highschool.

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>working at store
>co workers are really nice and even funny at times
>the only real bad part is the customers and even they are not that bad
am I just lucky or am i a normie
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>>34089206
ah ok just was wondering, how is life for you?
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>>34089399
>risking
It's pretty much guaranteed, mate.
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what kind of store is it anon? i used to be a cashier at a clothing store and i loved all my coworkeres but customers were such entitled cunts

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I'm polish, literally 1/10 and dumb as a rock. Wgy shouldn't I kill myself ? I'm at a point where I need to get fucked to even leave a house. I failed college, can't get a job, and don't want to do anything. No woman ever looked at me without disgust, no man ever looked at we without loathing, What if I'm just genetic waste, and simply don't deserve to live ?
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>>34089112
Post picture of your face.

originalllerino
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>>34089279
there you go.

i'm so drunk right now I don't even care, just like I was when the photo was taken.
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>>34089314
>wasted at 4 PM

that can't be good my man

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Hey robots, why do you think rape is considered such a harsh crime, sometimes even as bad as murder?
It makes no sense to me because the victim suffers literally no physical damage a lot of times.
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its an evolutionary thing, we dont want to be impregnated by someone who we dont deem qualified
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Either bait or autismo maximo
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>>34089152
Bingo

It's the thought that a GENETICALLY INFERIOR MAN attempted to possibly impregnate you that infuriates women

If a Chad does the same thing, it's just "BDSM"

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FUCK GENETICS REEEEEEEEEEE
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lmao what a fucking gay boy faggot
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>>34089278
Maybe. but he'll enjoy the chad life you can't even dream about.
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>>34089343

>implying i'm not a chad also

He looks like he's from Thunderbirds or something

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>Stop being a cuck
>Stop watching interracial porn
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>stop watching any porn

fixed it for you vargo-san
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>>34089018
>He hasn't joined the literary ubermensch yet
This is an original post.
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>>34089018
>Stop

Yes

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>niggers call each other niggers all the time
>"Hey, whats up my nigger"
>"Yo nigger"
>Yet Niggers get upset when a white person calls him / her a nigger
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>>34089007
>I want anyone to call me a nigger
Nah mate. Just don't call someone a nigger unless you known them for a long time and they like you.
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They're just dumb monkeys, pay them no mind.
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>>34089007
Stop appropriating black culture

Post your rarest pepes, I'm working on my collection.
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>>34088942
I don't see this pepe very often.
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You first. I only trade rares for rares. If you dont have one, make one
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>>34088973
is the one I posted not rare?

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Why does sliced bananas taste som much better than a whole banana.
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>>34088824
It tastes the same. It's the same banana. It doesn't suddenly acquire new taste.
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>>34088824
It changes the surface area, so your initial taste is the banana-y center rather than the outside of it.
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>>34088824
BEcause they are lying,

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STOP SELF PITYING YOURSELF.
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>>34088768
do people seriously just "stop" doing things like this?

seems impossible

>le u weak and beta my feminist gf likes to be raped by alfas
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>>34088768
there is NO positive message in his books
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>>34089163
look at his face, hes full of hatred.

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>tfw you got a girlfriend but feel like you don't deserve her and everything about you feels like a lie so you just want to be alone again
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the sonic hedgehog dilemma i see
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>>34088764
Why don't you just explain to her how you feel so she can leave you alone?
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>>34088781
I don't want to make her feel badly, because none of it is her fault.

I just want to dissapear and make her forget I ever existed.

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