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My life is literally over.
I am now forced to commit suicide because of a stupid decision that I made.
Holy shit, I can't believe how badly I fucked up my life.

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Isn't it fucking weird to just ask a girl out right away? Shouldn't I build at least a little friendship?

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We come up with slogans for other boards.
I'll start.
/pol/: Gets bullied by a black kid once.

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Who cares about dubs when you can just up and get trips?

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>parents are chad/tyrone hybrid and stacy
>both literally live for drugs and parties
>theyve been heroin addicts, crack heads, the whole nine yards
>go through childhood being taught "do what i say not what i do". cause thats how kids work right?
>fast foreward to middleschool
>i meet some bad kids and they get me smoking with them
>i stop when i realize im smoking twice a day and have a cough
>a few months later my mother gives me a bottle of vodka
>drink the whole thing, love it, so i figure out how to make my own wine in my room
>stop after i realize ive drank 4 gallons of wine in a week
>fast foreward to highschool
>father's drug dealer gives me a blunt to smoke a few times, tries to make me a customer
>stop smoking weed when i realize its making me an idiot
>mother gives me xanax and peer pressures me into taking it, to "calm me down"
>its a good feel. it becomes a habit, she gives me some whenever she buys it
>after seeing her be a complete useless piece of shit when shes on them, i stop to disassociate myself with her

i really cant catch a break with this, i wake up some mornings DESPERATE to get high in some way. if i had just gone straight edge like my sister i wouldnt have these problems. id be oblivious. im just skirting by with what little self control i have! anyone else know this feel?

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Oh hello weebcuck. What are you up to? I'm just enjoying some western animation, objectively the best animation. But hey, i heard someone waiting at the bus stop as i drove by talking about dragonball z. Dragonballz, you know. You should go talk to him. African-American guy. Talking about his nigga vegito and power levels. That's anime, right? Do you think he's heard of jintisu nobi no bababooey? No, probably not, you're still alone.

See, that's something else great about western animation. It's not socially isolating and doesn't breed elitism. You should try it.

No, you wouldn't like this one. There's no flashing colors and fast movement to calm your autism. No, no "waifus" to sate your loneliness either.

Ah well, weebcuck. Another day, another anime.

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We don't have these often enough
Post images that makes you hmmmm

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What do you hate about normies?

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>promise bf last year I will have sex whenever he wants to
>just found out he has still been watching porn daily
>doesn't come to bed, sleeps in his recliner, complains about not getting enough sex
>ask him when the last time I denied him sex was
>doesn't answer, just says I'm not that into it anymore and don't orgasm often enough so he doesn't feel like trying
>will not try not watching porn
>will not try reading game blogs
>will not try anything other than what he has been doing, expects me to fix this all by myself
>but at the same time doesn't want me to fake it

So what? I just find my "on" switch or something?
FUCK this generation of pussy men who can only get off on "giving pleasure" and think calling us prett is seduction. If females were as expressive as men during sex, you would be calling us dead fish every time, all the time. No, you aren't being selfless when you say you get off when we get off. It just confirms that sex is a performative act for us, so stop pretending the purpose of our pleasure is anything but a show. That I can deal with. I can't deal with this pitiful pussy shit though. Telling us you don't feel wanted isn't how to make us want you. I now understand how girls get into the habit of faking orgasms.

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>tfw turning 30 this year and have completely given up on getting a girlfriend
I guess it's time to resign myself to 2D forever.

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Who /quarter-life crisis/ here?

>19
>Already worried about receding hair
>No one believes me when I tell them I'm 19
>Already super nostalgic for high-school
>All my old friends have surpassed me in basically every way

I feel like my life is going by too fast and I'm not even that far into it yet.

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Can we dump Pepes and Wojaks in this thread?

I just noticed that I have a massive lack of them. I wanna build a folder.

I'm counting on you robots.

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How do i stop being an underachiever who procrastinates all the time?

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Who /visualnovel/ here? What's your favorite?

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I'm done working
How do I start selling my ass for money?