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>tfw 12 year old girl with innocent mind
>using a computer
>find brother's porn folder
>open a video and see a woman blowing two guys
>disgusted but keep watching it cuz curious
>watch it till the end and witness men ejaculating on a woman's face
>absolutely disgusted and traumatized for life
>realize at some point in your life you're gonna have to do this to a man
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>>34092041
You already do that for other men, you're OP.
Hahaha.
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>>34092041
>realize at some point in your life you're gonna have to do this to a man
You could take the other route, the one that involves the purest form of love.
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>>34092085
she might want to take a few boxing/mma classes if she wants to go down that route
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Whats the most r9k religion? 2017-01-12 06:10:21 Post No.34091960
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Whats the most r9k religion?
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I think eastern orthodox is the comfiest form of Christianity, but not for robot reasons exactly.
What is the most robot religion? Islam is too work oriented, many new age beliefs put too much emphasis on community and human relationships.
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>>34091960
probably one of those religions that don't require you to leave the house or ever talk to anyone or spread it in any way
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>>34091960
Forgot to add that I think Kierkegaardian approach to Christianity is pretty robot friendly
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Kierkegaardian Protestantism
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Why are all lesbians cunts who deserve rape?
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>>34091905
First off you're fucking retarded so shut the fuck up
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>>34091905
Are all lesbians cunts who deserve rape?
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>>34092008
shoo shoo dyke
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>her cupsize is not G cup and up
lmao how do you live with yourself
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>>34091893
chestlets should honestly just kill themselves.
That way they won't have chestlet children
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>>34091925
Dicklets should honestly just kill themselves.
That way they won't have dicklet children.
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>>34091947
t. chestlet
best part is im neither manlet or dicklet so this shit is just funny
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>he posts "smug anime" responses
You might as well wear a chastity belt
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>implying I don't already wear a cage
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>>34091930
Why would you lock your dick up in the first place if you're never going to use it regardless?
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>>34092098
so i can go more than 1 day of nofap
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So Anon how's it going with that one girl you told us you like so much?
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They don't even look human.
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>>34091824
Oh she's doing better, her character's arc is progressing well and I'm enjoying the series more than I thought I would.
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You tell me Chad and Brad she was in your room last night.
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Have you ever asked a girl to be your gf? If not, why are you complaining about no gf?
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>>34091817
yes, she said no
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>>34091817
Like once or twice
It never goes well.
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I've asked women on dates.
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I would like to petition for a new rule for r9k: permaban anyone who claims to be female.
We all know grills and LARPers pretending to be females are fucking cancer and killing this board.
Women CANNOT be robots and they need to fuck off.
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>>34091814
Kek, you will NEVER get to experience life on easy mode.
Get fucked autismo.
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>>34091814
This please please please
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Wizchan is great but it's full imbecilic remedial who are unable to deal with anyone who has a job or posts a picture of a woman.
This board should be for males with social/sexual/psychological problems. Females and normies have the rest of the world to cater to them.
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anybody else gettin fucked up by themselves?
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>>34091808
who, am I gonna get fucked up with friends? on /r9k/?
whats your substance OP
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>>34092108
alcohol and benzos. I'm out of weed.
what are you doing on this fine evening?
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Rolling my joints with tea, i feel kinda cultural. Maybe ill get dreads?? Why not have shit hanging from your scalp you know?
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You know, you don't need to be Chad in order to not be a robot. Do yourself a favor, and stop entertaining this false dichotomy. It's fully possible to dress smart, have good hygiene, be socially well-adjusted, have hobbies, be educated, eat healthy, and all the other ways in which humans prosper without being a loud, muscular dickhead with a pretty face.
You robots need to take care of yourself better, and after that, maybe all the pieces will start to gradually fall into place on their own?
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>>34091793
nah, that sounds like a big investment for no real reward
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>maybe all the pieces will start to gradually fall into place on their own?
BE YOURSELLF???
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>all the pieces will magically fall together just like in my movies
>tfw no 6/10 plain gf who likes anime or vidya
The most basic feeling ever.
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Shes a 7/10 you picky faggot
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>>34091957
8/10 if she has a penis
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>>34091957
No shes a legit 4 shit body shit face
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Does anyone here actually /readforpleasure/?
Sure, you've all been exposed to the Harold Shipman meme, but will you go beyond a few daily mail articles and shitposting?
That seems to be the issue with robots. Their ostracism from regular society forces them to take refuge online, where they will perhaps expose themselves to different things normally not attainable through living a 'normie' life. However, they're normally too lazy to go beyond that and improve themselves intellectually.
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I read for pleasure and nothing about it "improves myself", it's literally just escapism like video games and anime.
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>>34091759
I been trying to read this lately. Fun shit, even if the joke of "normal shit but suddenly not-normal shit" gets a little stale after a while.
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>>34091782
That's only if you read for entertainment. If you read for art, for learning, then it is way beyond any other form of entertainment or escapism
Read the "good" books (highly subjective, but still evident in most cases). Read for poetry. Read books that show you a piece of the human condition, of the human struggle.
If you read shitty fantasy books then they are indeed nothing above escapism and entertainment.
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I think an older woman might like me. Please help.
Theres a woman older than me that I think has been flirting but I'm not sure. She has been talking to me a lot asking me questions about myself etc. She keeps saying I look younger than what I am. She always goes out of her way to talk to me.
But yesterday was what really sealed the deal??
When she was fixing to leave, she got up and patted me on the arm and smiled and said I'll talk to you later.
Shes got a good milf body and I wanna do her.
But am I reading the signs wrong? Please I dont' wanna screw this up.
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>>34091754
>But am I reading the signs wrong?
probably yeah she talks to you, big deal. look at the internet people talk to people they don't like all the fucking time.
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Yeah you're definitely reading the signs wrong it sounds like she's just a nice woman.
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She's toying with you because she wants the validation that she avoided the wall and transitioned from queen bee Stacy to hot cougar Milf but it's very, very unlikely that she wants sum fucc. What you want never entered her mind. She makes waves factoring only her needs because she, like all women, go through life with the assurance that none of her actions will have any negative impact. That's the comfort that comes from a perpetual safety net. But us, Boss, we're still only here just to suffer.
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I've been tired for over a year straight. I spend about 14 hours a day in bed yet only sleep about 9-10 each night since it takes me several hours to drop off and I wake up randomly and lose a few more hours.
I can never nap anymore during the day despite being very tired.
Doctors have been useless. I've eaten very healthy for years and, for a few weeks now, I've exercised every other day.
Nothing helps.
WHAT the FUCK is WRONG with me?!
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I also think about killing myself most days simply because of this condition.
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I think it's a sign that you just need to go and sleep forever
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>>34091755
But I don't want to sleep anymore
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Who else literally autistic?
Smiled at some girl i didn't even really like that much for 3 straight minutes while waiting in line while she was talking with here friends because i thought it was the normal thing to do.
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>>34091632
Dear lord son, you gotta calm the fuck down.
I mean I'm quiet as shit and I just sort of stare at people because I like observing them. Usually it's when they're talking. I like to think about how I'd film that conversation, how would I light it, stupid shit like that.
Only ever got called out on it once (guy I didn't really know but he was friends with my friends asked "Nigga wtf you starin' at?" while he was talking with them)
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>never thought of myself as autistic
>but always had bad social anxiety
>like, really bad
>recently got better at general conversation (or at least appearing so) but still uncomfortable/anxious a lot of the time
>recently learned about "stimming" from tumblr
>huh
>look up videos
>shit
>oh shit
>I do this shit all the time (rocking back and forth, randomly shaking my hands, twisting random objects around, etc.)
Well shit guys, am I autistic?
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>>34092517
Do you have friends?
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