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are you gonna remove the /soc/ threads? Why have you been so afk lately? What's the deal?
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>>38939782
I don't know why they have been so slow with removal of /soc/ shit recently
even for discord threads it takes them a few hours
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>>38937116
Here they are mods what's the hold up
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>>38939782
Ever heard of using filters?
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>>38940000
There is no reason to use filters when a thread breaks the rules quite explicitly. Those threads are /soc/ threads and should be removed
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>try to get fit
>get depressed
>binge eat
>spend next week dieting and excercise
>relapse again
Who else here is stuck in perpetual manbod mode?
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>>38939779
I know the feeling but in a lazy sense.
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>>38939779
Abandon nihilism and hedonism. Maintain discipline.
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>>38940194
That's like telling someone to "just be happy"
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CAN'T GO ON LIVING WITHOUT GF
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but why tho anon
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If your pathetic little life is only worth living when you have a girlfriend, kill yourself. Do what all those 30-something year old bitches who only desire to be married and have children while their wagecuck husbands do everything to support them while they go and fuck random dudes, but fail to succeed, do. Just kill yourself. If life is so meaningless to you that a gf is the only reason for living, just do it.
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>>38939786
having a bf/gf is a basic human need
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>dad is helping a friend do AI with his chickens
>after collecting seamen from a rooster, they keep it in a small clear cup
>they leave to grab a specific hen, I guess the didn't think to have her there beforehand
>get curious, grab the cup to get a closer look
>no surprise, it looks just like him
>gulp it all down in one go, I get a rock hard erection
>there's no cum in the cup anymore
>get a great idea
>beat off into the cup, all the while thinking of how great the cup tasted
>about ten minutes later they return with the hen, and continue with artificial insemination
>with MY cup
I don't know what's hotter, the taste of rooster cum, or the fact that my cum is deep inside a hen.
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>>38939733
Please let this not be pasta.
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>>38939798
It's not. Might do it again if given the chance, it tasted more savory than my own, but similar consistency.
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>drinking a cock's semen
almonds
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>tfw we're gonna go to war in Korea again
REEEEE I DON'T WANT TO GET DRAFTED JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE I DONT CARE ABOUT KOREANS ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR ITS NOT FAIR
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>>38939723
Don't worry op there won't be a war
We're all probably going to pass away...I'm fucking joshing you!
We'll be okay!
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>>38939723
>break your legs
>break both of your arms
Or
>become a qt trap
Voila, now you wont get drafted
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>>38939850
That's pretty stupid
They do physical and psych evaluation, don't they.
There won't be a war.
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I like when you discover a girl has a cute butthole
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It really is one of the best feelings in the world when you start dating a girl. First time fooling around, having sex, and she bends over and you discover that she has a great butthole.
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>tfw gf has perfect butthole
Remain upset
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>>38939657
reported and saged you sick fuck
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I have so much love to give, why does no one want it?
I'm not even that bad looking, or that much of a weirdo, I think I'm pretty okay-ish
I try to be as polite and pleasant as possible without seeming weird, does that make me look weak?
I don't understand how normal people get into a relationship.
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>>38939641
Probably because you're ugly and boring to be around, but you're too stupid to realize it
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If you were good looking, you wouldn't have any trouble finding a girl lol ya fuckin uggo
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>>38939684
That is one of my concerns, but how do I find out if I am good company?
>>38939719
I don't claim to be good looking, just not hideous, you know?
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ive made myself some capucinno
any other coffeine robots here?
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>>38939550
That looks gross.
My daddy told me that you either take your coffee black or are homosexual.
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>>38939550
cappuccino you fucking ape
also dont fall for the coffee meme you'll regret it
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>>38939568
so are you adopted?
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To those who have been blessed beyond imagination:
What is it like to suck on cowtits? ;_;
>tfw no titcow gf
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>>38939528
I want Bridgette B to be my mommy titcow gf ;_;
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>>38939528
It's pretty delightful, but she didn't like it much unless she was really horny.
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>"Come here anon. You've been a good boy today so I'll let you suckle on my titties until you have a full tummy~
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Which one of these people would you rather be?
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a person who's not sad
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>>38939588
They all look pretty happy to me
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The cute boy in the middle
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I need a hug. I need physical attention. I need to cuddle with a girl. My heart hurts so much why can't I just be happy
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How old are you? Don't worry you'll probably get numb
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Fucking hell I feel you anon
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I've had wee moments of it and I've come close again but fs I just want to be cuddling a girl rn
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The Chad Rendition.
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>>38939468
Do girls find that face even attractive ? It's so ugly, I mean year his body is good, but that face is fucking gross.
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>>38939508
are you so autistic you don't even know what a caricature is?
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>>38939508
I think girls are more focused on hands. They prefer fingers that can twist and contort in any direction while inside their pregnancy tubes.
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HELP NEET FRIENDS!!!
My dad tries to cuck me into full time wageslavery and slave labour in his shitty company (Manual labour).
How do I make it clear that I will shoot him and the cop if he tries to take me out of my room?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OW9K84EbU4
I've got a feeling I won't be here for next year....
HELP!!
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>>38939366
Firearms and an aversion to work, powerful agents to the uninitiated. But you're still going to work, Champ.
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>>38939366
do you get some form of neetbux?
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>summoned satan last night with candles, a ouija board, and chicken bones
>sold my soul in exchange for a qt girlfriend , wrote it on a piece of paper, and then burned the paper
>as soon as the paper burned the candles flickered off so I know Satan was there
>woke up this morning in panic because I forgot to ask that she would be a virgin
Do you think I fucked up? Is there anyway to maybe contact him again to make sure he gets my order correct. I was thinking that he would probably know what I meant and maybe Satan wouldn't be a dick about it.
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>>38939352
You didnt specify the age either. Might get a 13 year old
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why contact Satan when you could pray to god for one and he would bring her to you with no reprecussions except not having faith which isn't even a reprecussion it's simply a courtesy. Praise the lord, and bless you. Just in case you change your mind, just know he's always forgiving.
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>>38939352
Don't worry. Not even Satan and God combined have the power to get your disgusting ass a girlfriend. No harm done
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White women are goddesses. They were made to be worshiped.
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White women are only viable if they are pious. Latinas and Jewish women are all marriagable, however.
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>>38939312
>bellybutton piercing
only satan worshippers will go after this
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Yes origginolli