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>>34092992
getting a qt gf by far, unless you get your million dollars from inheritance or lucky speculation

>>34092992
qt as in 10/10? If you're ugly and spergs a lot, then a million dollars.

>>34092992
Accumulating a mirrion dorrar, IMO.

Women are so goddamn picky and stuck-up/entitled that I could probably take my upcoming ~$30k inheritance and flip it a couple of times until I hit $1m

now whether or not id do it legally is another question

>>34092987

Brother, oats are earned. How do you intend to compensate me for a share of my oats?

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>>34092987
I have very few oats brother. I must procure on bane's

Source on this meme?1

>>34092952
>Am i turning gay

You play shaman, you've been gay for a while now.

>>34092984
Excuse me but Shamans are the manliest class

Just look at Thrall

Wait.

>>34092952
No you're not turning gay

Is that how you get neetbux?

>not being diagnosed with autism as a child
fucking normalfags
life is suffering

>>34093660
Life is suffering no matter when youre diagnosed with a serious disease. The problem lies in having it to begin with.

how the fuck is he conscious for that? Jesus Christ I'd be flailing around in agony begging for an early death

How are none of them terrified?

>>34092925
what the fuck am I even watching?

Hi there, beta provider. We will welcome you back tomorrow when she is ignoring you for her kids while you sit and make all the money for her

>>34092854
My opinion was usually that I didn't want to be just one of a string boyfriends that had to try to play dad for some fucked up kids that just want nothing to do with me.

If you've had a fucked up life, it's not unreasonable to pair with someone who's had similar. As long as she's really willing to commit to a relarionship, then that's fine if not ideal. Personally, I'd only be okay with raising another man's kids if they were my race. But that's a personal decision.

You popped out of your mothers pussy, and you are still alive because you haven't been killed yet, it's likely that you're too young to die of naturel causes, and nor have you killed yourself.

>>34092852
Those are just reasons why I'm not dead.
Not an argument.

>>34092817
because if you weren't, you wouldn't be alive.

>>34092784
>How can we even compete with this
we don't

>>34092784
I hate random mutation and natural selection.

>>34092784
>University College
First of all, stop being a fucking retard and learn to talk

> compete

second of all, realize that men like this are 0.01%. You cannot compete against that. However, you can compete against at least a segment of the population. Focus on that by emulating the male above you, progress to that, continue on to the next, etc. etc.

Not that hard.

>>34092709
>try to talk more
>they continue to say i "never" talk

why even bother.

>try to talk more
>just end up sounding autistic and boring

aaaaaa

>>34092709

>try to talk
>get constantly shouted over
>why don't you ever talk or contribute?

RREEEEEEEEEE

>>34092704
1. be a female
2. post your skype information
bonus: have a mental illness

enjoy that swedish dick

>>34092704
>>tfw you will never have oscars big dick inside you
mystery pls

>>34093881
tfw can't give qt swede rimjob

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>>34092666
>implying I could ever compete with this
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>>34092666

Name 1 thing Hitler did wrong, I can name 6 million things he did right.

>>34092666
After Hitler became fuhrer there wasn't a girl in Germany that didn't touch herself while thinking about being impregnated by him, including Jewish girls.

Of course he fucking had a girlfriend.

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My dad's only interests are watching shitty action movies and new Macbooks/Apple gadgets.

My mom just watches shitty tv shows.

They have maybe one or two friends at church.

That's it.

They find robots too weird and misanthropic. They find Chads/Stacies too wild and crazy.

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>>34093063
And they have the most boring, cookie cutter personalities of anyone you will ever meet and all they listen to is classic radio rock

Where people this boring in the past? Maybe we just didnt have time to think about it since there wasn't as much lesiure time.

>>34092567
I've done heroin.
I know I would like heaven

>>34092596

lol druggie faggot

>>34092567
Heaven's an outdated ideal in my opinion. Back when we didn't have vidya, TV, porn, etc. it was the fucking bees knees to sit around not doing shit all day playing a harp. Now that sounds dull as fuck.

THe most interesting take on heaven I've heard was that beyond just being clouds and angels and shit, it MAKES you content. i.e. changes your brain chemistry/mind/whatever in such a way that you're always satisfied and happy. WHich would make most things ok.

>>34092596
>>34092614
Find out what's wrong with your life if you need escapism to exist. Stop being a druggie faggot.

I was in building 7

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>>34092565
>in primary school
>mum upset walking home
>get home
>the news is on instead of pokemon
>annoyed
>go upstairs and play my playstation

I was on the plane that "hit" the pentagon lol. I helped redirect it to our private facility where I interrogated the passengers, forcer a few to make some phone calls, then killed them.

Trump is going to stop you NEETs in commiefornia from wasting our tax dollars. Enjoy it while it lasts, fag.

>>34092499
And.....lemme guess.....

You're a virgin?

>>34092499
nice neet pepe senpai